Throwing a party is a lot of work, so it's a real disappointment when somebody you invited ruins it. Here's 8 types of people to watch out for before you make your next invite list.
8. Person Who Insists On Cleaning Up Your Party While It's Still Going On
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Right in front of you, asking if your drink is finished. Or, methodically moving through the party with a white trash bag and a look on their face as if they’ve been hunting Osama Bin laden for the last 6 years and have narrowed down his whereabouts to somewhere in this party.
WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Drinking a beer, much like sex, is far less enjoyable when someone is asking you if you’re finished every five minutes. It’s great that they want to help you clean up, but if you’ve decided to have a party, you’ve already resigned yourself to the fact that when it’s over, your house is going to probably look like the bathroom that Cary Elwes and Danny Glover woke up in, in the first Saw movie. I wonder if these people also decide to wipe their ass in the middle of taking a shit, just to "cut down on the work that has to be done when it's all over!"
7. GUY WHO GETS WASTED IN THE FIRST HOUR
WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: Right by the fridge, bro, cause that’s where all the beer is!
HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: From the moment this guy shows up, everything he says has an exclamation point at the end of it. “This party rules, dude!” “I am ready to party TO-night!” “Let’s shotgun these, bro!” “Tits!” Then, one hour and 13 beers later this guy is incoherent, weaving on his feet and saying stuff like “Paartyyyygjlskdvm...” So, instead of kicking back and hanging out with your friends, you have to spend the rest of the night making sure he doesn’t puke on your couch, piss in your plants or crap on your coffee table.
6. Person Who Only Knows You
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: About two feet to the right of you, standing silently, staring at either you or the person you’re talking to.
WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: You invited them because during the four and a half minutes a day you talk to them at work, they seem pretty cool and/or really enjoy the impression you do of a fellow coworker. Except as soon as they get to your party, they tense up like Alex Rodriguez’s asshole during a game in October. You have two options at this point, 1) entertain them and include them in every conversation you have the entire night, like they’re your wife or husband even though you probably don’t know their last name, or 2) leave them on their own which leads to them standing in a corner by themselves, staring at you, causing your friends to ask you “I think that dude in the corner is planning on raping you.”
5. GIRL WHO STARTS CRYING
WHERE YOU WILL FIND HER: She’s usually holed up in the bathroom (taking up valuable toilet space) with three of her bestest girlfriends—all three of whom are overweight.
HOW SHE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The worst part is that this girl isn’t crying because her parents just died or she lost a limb. She’s sobbing into a fistful of tissues because she always needs to be the center of attention. If everyone’s not focused on her and all her problems, she just starts crying louder about her job or some lame guy who won’t date her or how fat her friends are. This means you either sit there and let her bring down the vibe of your party or you take her outside and listen to her whine about absolutely nothing. If possible, pair her up with the super wasted guy. She’ll think he’s listening and he’ll think he’s going to score.
4. Person Who Just Got Dumped By Their Girlfriend/Boyfriend
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: In any corner where they were able to trap and force someone to listen to them talk about how they “don’t know what happened,” and how it “seemed like things were fine and then all of a sudden she just said that she thought that we were different people now. What does that even mean? Do you know, because I sure as fuck don’t! I just miss her so much. My name's Brian by the way.”
WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: If I wanted people to get depressed as fuck at my party, I’d screen a copy of Schlindler’s list. The problem with these people is, they don’t care who they talk to, and no excuse you give will stop them from talking to you. “Hey, I gotta run to the bathroom,” “No worries, I’ll just wait for you until your done, unlike my EX girlfriend, who wouldn’t wait no matter HOW important it was to go to the bathroom and would just leave you with NOTHING while you were in there.”
3. Creepy Dude Who Tries To Bang Chicks At The Very End Of The Party
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: Towards the end of the party, he’ll be wherever he hears the words “I can’t believe my friends left without me, they were my ride!” or “I’m so (hiccup) fucked up (hiccup) I gotta lay down or something.”
WHY THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: There’s a reason why this dude waits till the end of the party to try and score; he’s way too fucking creepy to do so when someone isn’t in some sort of desperate situation. Thus, although he’s there because he’s either family, a neighbor, or someone else invited him, you now have to hope to God he doesn’t take advantage of someone at your party, otherwise your party will not be remembered as “That Fourth of July Party at Bill’s house,” and instead be remembered as “that party at Bill’s house where that creepy guy tried to fingerbang Michele while she was puking.”
2. Couple Who Brings Their Baby
COUPLE WHO BRING THEIR BABY: Off to the side, on their knees, pleading with a 6 month old child to stop screaming or right next to you, asking you where he can dispose of a shit filled diaper.
WHY THEY WILL RUIN THEIR PARTY: Nothing says party like the sound of a screaming child and the stench of talcum powder and baby diarrhea! If there was a dude puking, shitting and crying at your party, would you be cool with that? No, you’d either be like “Who the fuck brought this guy?” But if you say that about a baby suddenly that makes you an asshole. Meanwhile, the party sucks becase everyone is being super cautious and attentive to the baby, as if the other 99% of the time that they’re not there the baby is barely eluding death due to unsupervision.
1. THE POLITICS GUY
WHERE YOU WILL FIND HIM: At the beginning of the night he usually stands right next to the front door where he overtly shows off his political button or T-shirt that says something like “Once You Go Barack, You Won’t Go Back” or “McCain = McStupid.” Then, after everyone shows up, he stealthily mingles from group to group while nonchalantly dropping lines like “Did you see what those fatcats tried to pull?” anytime there’s a lull in the conversation.
HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: No one in the history of parties has ever changed their political beliefs based on some asshole screaming about health care reform in the kitchen of a two bedroom apartment. His endlessly tiresome factoids and statistics about how much oil we consume and how the death penalty doesn’t work will make your guests either leave or kill themselves where they stand.
1) The guy who brings a "party survival kit"
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: He will often arrive in the middle of the party with a backpack full of random liquor bottles like Cuervo, 151, etc. along with a deck of cards and maybe a shot glass or two.
WHY HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: He will spend all of his time trying to get people to take part in a drinking game but no one seems interested. Then he will proceed to educate people on how to play Hockey five million times and then ends up getting pissed when he is the one riding the bus.
2) The Guy who has a high school girlfriend
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: This guy is either in his second or third year of college and is still seeing the girl he was dating in high school. He will typically sit on the couch and show pictures of his girlfriend in his wallet to the "sensitive girls" and then proceed to talk about the good old days in his hometown.
HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Girls will eventually find out he is creepy and then spread their thoughts to the rest of the people at the party, leading him to be all alone at the end of the couch drinking a Mikes Hard Lemonade.
3) The Babysitter
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: This person may also be No. 8, but he or she spends most of the night trying to help wasted people who can't walk anymore into the bathroom so they can puke.
HOW THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The person will ultimately be the bore of the party by excessively complaining to the host/hostess that "so-and-so" had too much to drink and someone should call for help.
4) The Frat Guy
WHERE YOU CAN FIND HIM: He will often wear the same sweatshirt with his Fraternity's greek symbol everyday of the week and spend the night trying to recruit unsuspecting guys into his fraternity. The girls will become repulsed by him after he is caught several times trying to touch their asses.
5) The Hippy-Chick
WHERE YOU CAN FIND HER: She will come to the party wearing Avril Lavigne type clothes with red-dyed hair and then will complain about everything that is wrong with the world. She will later be found bitching out the Political Guy.
6) The Stealer
WHERE YOU CAN FIND HIM: He is not seen nor heard much at the party except when you first see him walk through the door. The host/hostess doesn't really notice he hasn't been seen at the party in awhile.
HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The next morning when you wake up hungover, you realize money is missing from your wallet and some of your possessions are missing.
@FTW Yes that is usualy why this person ruins things.
Gennerally the sexualy attractive in the party wait untill afterward to strip bare. Unless the theme of the party is a Roman orgy or something like a "underwear" party.
In other words: Just call people who watches 10+ hours of television and keeps saying "Carpe Diem: live as if there's no tomorrow", though they are afraid of everything. I mean, just call idiots who lacks character but think they have a strong personality because they have "attitude", or anything the media says.
or the "that chick"
who seems to spend 8 hours getting ready for the party. and as she drinks she seems to loose her clothes.. and makes out with one of her girlfriends. to suduce men. because they need attention and have no self worth for themselves.
or the " i think im stacys mom chick"
the chicks who get into the pool trying to look really hot and wet. when in reality all of their makeup runs off and they smell and look like wet dogs.
those two catagory seem to be linked, you'll find girls from either one belonging to the other.
or the loud mouth attention getting whoreish slut in heels. and looks at everyone after she says something. trying to make a face that sheee thinks is sexy. and trys to flirt with the friend of the guy that likes her. to boost her ego.
I'm not sure if anyone posted this, because fuck reading all those damn comments.
But.. You forgot to add the guy who gets drunk and thinks he knows EVERYTHING. This guy could also be known as the guy who gets in fights over the stupidest fucking thing, and is usually a #7.
Oh, and people, stop fucking saying what # you are. If you're on that list, never go to a fuckin' party again. Nobody likes you there.
Nothing will kill a party faster than "the fighting couple". The couple who can not spend more than five minutes together without fighting, and who should have broken up ages ago.
Also, the douchbag who can't have more than one beer without picking a fight - usually with a stranger so that all of his friends have to get involved too.
Loud Fat Chick- She wears really colourful or semi-goth clothes. She always wears glasses and has some little girl type hair-clips in her hair. She is "best friends" with some guy and she gets really drunk and tries to make out with said guy. Then cries when he's all; "Whoaaaaa... no way."
The Two Teenage Girls- One of them is the little sister of your friend and she brings her little friend. They are waaaaay too dressed up and have smeared a shit load of make up on. They get totally "wasted" on one drink and spend the rest of the evening trying to chat some older guy and can be heard laughing too loud and screaming; "Oh my god I know!" to everything said to them.
Person With Bad Body Odor- Who sits next to you on the couch and tries to have a "deep and meaningful".
Bitchy Group Of Girls- They stand in a corner or huddle on the couch and spend the whole night glaring and having a bitch about everyone. They bitch about how the party is shit, but never leave.
The I Used To Be A Junky But Then I found Jesus Guy- Who invited you?
F*ck this shit. Why is everybody so f*cking angry. Geezus, don't you know that we are all f*cking idiots. Piss on these f*cking k*nts. We don't need them at our parties. Just relax and enjoy the moment. What are you taking ...?
Geez, did I fall asleep at the keyboard. I have no idea what I said. Please forgive me. I'm just an average, single virgin k*nt who doesn't know sh*t about the nternet. Please invite me to your next party!!
I can't stand "Abercrombie Guy" that just got a spray-on tan. He has his hair done at a salon and there were rumors that he is working on a modeling career. When he bends over to tie his shoe laces he strikes a pose like he's at a photo shoot. And his t-shirt is obviously two sizes too small. Then he explains to everyone why they should be drinking Michelob Ultra like he does.
Forgot to add the chick that won't let anyone drive home because they'll all die. Usually this chick recently had a boyfriend, relative or friend that was in a drunk driving accident. She's the one that eventhough I had 2 beers ALL night, she is trying to take my keys.
What about the guy who crashes his car into another car leaving the party and the neighbors call the cops and nobody will come to your parties for 6 months.
Or the guy who gets really drunk and cuts himself and bleeds all over your couch?
well any parent who brings a baby THAT small to a designated party is not a good parent. If it's just friends coming over for a visit that's fine... but if you planned a party then find a friggen babysitter if you want to go. I would never take my babies to a party.
What goofs you all are. If you want to act like animals, go live in a zoo. You are all scary losers with no common sense or class. Pathetic people, you are just as bad or worse then all the other goofs you are commenting on. Are you even capable of respecting yourselves or others? What a sad way you people think and behave.
what about the girl who hates confrontations and can't stand when people are getting picked on so she tries to make people feel bad for doing so... sounds like lori
Listen, enjoy your party, if I pass out in the first hour n half and not harming anyone or anything, then leave be, walk over if possible. Just give me a slap before the party clears out and all will be fine. No need to play hero and orchestrate a drama scene.
Man, These are awesome posts from our American friends. A truly great site. I am the Irish guy who is not 'Irish enough' for the Irish Americans in the party.
Your parties must be a blast! Never invite people who make too much mess, clean up messes, nobody too happy, too sad, too angry, too opinionated. Noone who drinks too much, who is too fat, too bitchy, who wants to pick anyone up, who doesn't know anyone, or who wants to be the center of attention. Who's left? A bunch of vanilla people trying to fit in with each other?
What about the born-again Christian who just talks about what his Church group just did, making you uncomfortable about swearing like a sailor and engaging in "heathen"-like party activities.
I hate that every hot girl has a DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend.) It is upsetting but inevitable. I don't see how DUFFs survive in this world.
I hate the drama bitch who gets "drunk" off 2 Smirnoff's and says she is going to drive home to see who will stop her, the guy who tries never gets laid. Nice guys DO finish last, when things get repeated over and over by different people they tend to be true.
Nice post !! enjoyed reading it... m sure writing this post might have taken loads of thought... ;) But I really petty the “Person Who Only Knows You “... poor fellow
Wonder why there are so many comments on this subject? Two words...JIM freakin ROME!!! He is god and has made your site famous. Your welcome for the karma even if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
war BISP showing up to everyones party who reads this
What about the girl who brings the camera and wants to take pictures with EVERYBODY and EVERY stage of the party?
Where to find her: With her arm around everyone (especially guys) and a camera at an arm's length away.
Why she will ruin your party: The day after the party, she'll post all of the pictures on facebook with stupid captions like. "OMG i was soooooooo drunk lol" and "gettin my drank on!" Also, they will be terrible pictures that are out of focus or people's heads are chopped off because she was too drunk to delete the bad ones. Your drunkenness will be forever immortalized...at least, until the next party she goes to, that is.
The replys as always funnier then the post! But nothing more annoying then the ones snorting Coke! You know who you are. Always repeating yourselves. Talking about nothing , over and over and over again. You suck!
What about the Married Gropers? A few drinks and they can't talk to or walk by anyone(except their spouse) without copping a quick feel? They often become Inexplicably Naked people
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July 30th, 2008 at 05:36 pm
I still like to whack off on peoples toothbrushes and I have AIDS! I'll show them bitches!
July 30th, 2008 at 05:46 pm
Here are some of mine,
1) The guy who brings a "party survival kit"
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: He will often arrive in the middle of the party with a backpack full of random liquor bottles like Cuervo, 151, etc. along with a deck of cards and maybe a shot glass or two.
WHY HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: He will spend all of his time trying to get people to take part in a drinking game but no one seems interested. Then he will proceed to educate people on how to play Hockey five million times and then ends up getting pissed when he is the one riding the bus.
2) The Guy who has a high school girlfriend
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: This guy is either in his second or third year of college and is still seeing the girl he was dating in high school. He will typically sit on the couch and show pictures of his girlfriend in his wallet to the "sensitive girls" and then proceed to talk about the good old days in his hometown.
HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: Girls will eventually find out he is creepy and then spread their thoughts to the rest of the people at the party, leading him to be all alone at the end of the couch drinking a Mikes Hard Lemonade.
3) The Babysitter
WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM: This person may also be No. 8, but he or she spends most of the night trying to help wasted people who can't walk anymore into the bathroom so they can puke.
HOW THEY WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The person will ultimately be the bore of the party by excessively complaining to the host/hostess that "so-and-so" had too much to drink and someone should call for help.
4) The Frat Guy
WHERE YOU CAN FIND HIM: He will often wear the same sweatshirt with his Fraternity's greek symbol everyday of the week and spend the night trying to recruit unsuspecting guys into his fraternity. The girls will become repulsed by him after he is caught several times trying to touch their asses.
5) The Hippy-Chick
WHERE YOU CAN FIND HER: She will come to the party wearing Avril Lavigne type clothes with red-dyed hair and then will complain about everything that is wrong with the world. She will later be found bitching out the Political Guy.
6) The Stealer
WHERE YOU CAN FIND HIM: He is not seen nor heard much at the party except when you first see him walk through the door. The host/hostess doesn't really notice he hasn't been seen at the party in awhile.
HOW HE WILL RUIN YOUR PARTY: The next morning when you wake up hungover, you realize money is missing from your wallet and some of your possessions are missing.
July 30th, 2008 at 07:32 pm
The guy that double-dips.
(i.e., the guy that puts it in brownie and then in tuna).
July 30th, 2008 at 07:40 pm
@FTW Yes that is usualy why this person ruins things.
Gennerally the sexualy attractive in the party wait untill afterward to strip bare. Unless the theme of the party is a Roman orgy or something like a "underwear" party.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
i am mos def guy number 1, 3, 6, 7 and sometime even girl number 5
July 31st, 2008 at 01:28 am
In other words: Just call people who watches 10+ hours of television and keeps saying "Carpe Diem: live as if there's no tomorrow", though they are afraid of everything. I mean, just call idiots who lacks character but think they have a strong personality because they have "attitude", or anything the media says.
July 31st, 2008 at 01:48 am
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July 31st, 2008 at 01:59 am
or the "that chick"
who seems to spend 8 hours getting ready for the party. and as she drinks she seems to loose her clothes.. and makes out with one of her girlfriends. to suduce men. because they need attention and have no self worth for themselves.
or the " i think im stacys mom chick"
the chicks who get into the pool trying to look really hot and wet. when in reality all of their makeup runs off and they smell and look like wet dogs.
those two catagory seem to be linked, you'll find girls from either one belonging to the other.
or the loud mouth attention getting whoreish slut in heels. and looks at everyone after she says something. trying to make a face that sheee thinks is sexy. and trys to flirt with the friend of the guy that likes her. to boost her ego.
July 31st, 2008 at 02:19 am
I'm not sure if anyone posted this, because fuck reading all those damn comments.
But.. You forgot to add the guy who gets drunk and thinks he knows EVERYTHING. This guy could also be known as the guy who gets in fights over the stupidest fucking thing, and is usually a #7.
Oh, and people, stop fucking saying what # you are. If you're on that list, never go to a fuckin' party again. Nobody likes you there.
July 31st, 2008 at 02:56 am
Nothing will kill a party faster than "the fighting couple". The couple who can not spend more than five minutes together without fighting, and who should have broken up ages ago.
Also, the douchbag who can't have more than one beer without picking a fight - usually with a stranger so that all of his friends have to get involved too.
July 31st, 2008 at 04:05 am
the black guy
July 31st, 2008 at 06:19 am
How about the chick that sucks down jello-shots with both hands then barfs rainbows on your livingroom carpet?
July 31st, 2008 at 06:49 am
Loud Fat Chick- She wears really colourful or semi-goth clothes. She always wears glasses and has some little girl type hair-clips in her hair. She is "best friends" with some guy and she gets really drunk and tries to make out with said guy. Then cries when he's all; "Whoaaaaa... no way."
The Two Teenage Girls- One of them is the little sister of your friend and she brings her little friend. They are waaaaay too dressed up and have smeared a shit load of make up on. They get totally "wasted" on one drink and spend the rest of the evening trying to chat some older guy and can be heard laughing too loud and screaming; "Oh my god I know!" to everything said to them.
Person With Bad Body Odor- Who sits next to you on the couch and tries to have a "deep and meaningful".
Bitchy Group Of Girls- They stand in a corner or huddle on the couch and spend the whole night glaring and having a bitch about everyone. They bitch about how the party is shit, but never leave.
The I Used To Be A Junky But Then I found Jesus Guy- Who invited you?
July 31st, 2008 at 06:52 am
LOL.
Some classics right there.
July 31st, 2008 at 07:02 am
F*ck this shit. Why is everybody so f*cking angry. Geezus, don't you know that we are all f*cking idiots. Piss on these f*cking k*nts. We don't need them at our parties. Just relax and enjoy the moment. What are you taking ...?
July 31st, 2008 at 07:16 am
Oops, I meant to say Green guy? Sorry bout the typo. I'm just a racist, prejudiced pig.
July 31st, 2008 at 07:31 am
Geez, did I fall asleep at the keyboard. I have no idea what I said. Please forgive me. I'm just an average, single virgin k*nt who doesn't know sh*t about the nternet. Please invite me to your next party!!
July 31st, 2008 at 04:03 pm
Jim Rome Promo!!!
woot!
July 31st, 2008 at 04:14 pm
I can't stand "Abercrombie Guy" that just got a spray-on tan. He has his hair done at a salon and there were rumors that he is working on a modeling career. When he bends over to tie his shoe laces he strikes a pose like he's at a photo shoot. And his t-shirt is obviously two sizes too small. Then he explains to everyone why they should be drinking Michelob Ultra like he does.
July 31st, 2008 at 04:21 pm
Forgot to add the chick that won't let anyone drive home because they'll all die. Usually this chick recently had a boyfriend, relative or friend that was in a drunk driving accident. She's the one that eventhough I had 2 beers ALL night, she is trying to take my keys.
July 31st, 2008 at 07:32 pm
What about the guy who crashes his car into another car leaving the party and the neighbors call the cops and nobody will come to your parties for 6 months.
Or the guy who gets really drunk and cuts himself and bleeds all over your couch?
July 31st, 2008 at 08:04 pm
I am the guy who shows up and fists everybody's ass when they aren't looking. Then I set the house on fire and slash everybody's tires.
August 1st, 2008 at 03:50 pm
well any parent who brings a baby THAT small to a designated party is not a good parent. If it's just friends coming over for a visit that's fine... but if you planned a party then find a friggen babysitter if you want to go. I would never take my babies to a party.
August 2nd, 2008 at 02:20 am
this is prob the most funny shit ive read for a while
August 2nd, 2008 at 06:16 am
Sh*t this is NOT funny asshole. We are just a bunch of dumb f*cks who have NO LIFE and are looking for a PARTY!!!
Who pays for this sh*t anyway? Google Ads? Somebody's got to be bringing in the dough to pay for this dumb sh*t.
No way, the FAT CHICK is NOT going to sit on my f*ce.
btw, I didn't fall asleep at the keyboard and have no f*cking # (whatever?).
August 2nd, 2008 at 02:08 pm
what about the guy that analyzes parties instead of just drinking.....
August 3rd, 2008 at 01:12 pm
Wow,
What goofs you all are. If you want to act like animals, go live in a zoo. You are all scary losers with no common sense or class. Pathetic people, you are just as bad or worse then all the other goofs you are commenting on. Are you even capable of respecting yourselves or others? What a sad way you people think and behave.
August 3rd, 2008 at 06:54 pm
lol 'goofs'. Looks like someone got burned by the list eh?
August 3rd, 2008 at 07:28 pm
lori if you're gonna say something make it count.
August 3rd, 2008 at 07:30 pm
what about the girl who hates confrontations and can't stand when people are getting picked on so she tries to make people feel bad for doing so... sounds like lori
August 3rd, 2008 at 08:37 pm
Hysterical post, the political guy description was dead on.
August 3rd, 2008 at 09:17 pm
"until your done"
Nice spelling, asshole!
August 4th, 2008 at 04:16 am
Hi webmaster!
August 4th, 2008 at 04:27 am
Hi webmaster!
August 5th, 2008 at 03:22 am
Listen, enjoy your party, if I pass out in the first hour n half and not harming anyone or anything, then leave be, walk over if possible. Just give me a slap before the party clears out and all will be fine. No need to play hero and orchestrate a drama scene.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Man, These are awesome posts from our American friends. A truly great site. I am the Irish guy who is not 'Irish enough' for the Irish Americans in the party.
August 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am
interesting, thanks for sharing.
August 5th, 2008 at 05:26 pm
Your parties must be a blast! Never invite people who make too much mess, clean up messes, nobody too happy, too sad, too angry, too opinionated. Noone who drinks too much, who is too fat, too bitchy, who wants to pick anyone up, who doesn't know anyone, or who wants to be the center of attention. Who's left? A bunch of vanilla people trying to fit in with each other?
August 5th, 2008 at 09:09 pm
What about the born-again Christian who just talks about what his Church group just did, making you uncomfortable about swearing like a sailor and engaging in "heathen"-like party activities.
August 6th, 2008 at 04:58 am
I hate that every hot girl has a DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend.) It is upsetting but inevitable. I don't see how DUFFs survive in this world.
I hate the drama bitch who gets "drunk" off 2 Smirnoff's and says she is going to drive home to see who will stop her, the guy who tries never gets laid. Nice guys DO finish last, when things get repeated over and over by different people they tend to be true.
August 6th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Nice post !! enjoyed reading it... m sure writing this post might have taken loads of thought... ;) But I really petty the “Person Who Only Knows You “... poor fellow
August 6th, 2008 at 05:37 pm
DAMN! I'm politics guy. Didn't think it was so bad. Sorry everyone, I'll try to expand my exotic porn collection so I have 2 things to talk about.
August 6th, 2008 at 08:56 pm
I am the guy who fucks yours mom while your are trying to flirt with the woman who is a she male .
August 7th, 2008 at 06:21 am
Wonder why there are so many comments on this subject? Two words...JIM freakin ROME!!! He is god and has made your site famous. Your welcome for the karma even if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
war BISP showing up to everyones party who reads this
signed,
a clone in Akron, OH
August 8th, 2008 at 03:40 am
JJ BANKS, for the win.
August 9th, 2008 at 06:04 pm
What about the girl who brings the camera and wants to take pictures with EVERYBODY and EVERY stage of the party?
Where to find her: With her arm around everyone (especially guys) and a camera at an arm's length away.
Why she will ruin your party: The day after the party, she'll post all of the pictures on facebook with stupid captions like. "OMG i was soooooooo drunk lol" and "gettin my drank on!" Also, they will be terrible pictures that are out of focus or people's heads are chopped off because she was too drunk to delete the bad ones. Your drunkenness will be forever immortalized...at least, until the next party she goes to, that is.
August 9th, 2008 at 09:06 pm
Why do people insist on adding to a list that has a finite number? This is 8, not 80.
August 9th, 2008 at 09:21 pm
hahahahahaha,lol i really enjoyed all ur posts.all those are facts..but in the end,that's why it called a party.
August 10th, 2008 at 12:59 am
The replys as always funnier then the post! But nothing more annoying then the ones snorting Coke! You know who you are. Always repeating yourselves. Talking about nothing , over and over and over again. You suck!
August 10th, 2008 at 01:37 pm
What about the Married Gropers? A few drinks and they can't talk to or walk by anyone(except their spouse) without copping a quick feel? They often become Inexplicably Naked people
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