Timberlake Robbed By Kutcher?

July 28th, 2008 | 11:03 pm

When I was in third grade, I accidentally crapped my pants at recess. I quietly cleaned up and no one was the wiser. About a month later, this other kid crapped his pants at recess, and it ran down his leg and everyone was like, "oh my god, what is wrong with you? You're disgusting." Now I ask you, would it have made sense for me, at that moment, to say "Whoa whoa whoa, I WAS the first guy to crap their pants at recess, not this guy! I crapped mine at least a month ago." No, it wouldn't have because why the hell would I want to take credit for something completely humiliating and pathetic? I bring this up because basically Justin Timberlake is taking credit for being the first guy to crap his pants. People.com reports:

"It's funny, I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps,” says Timberlake.

Timberlake maintains that he and best friend Trace Ayala – with whom he launched the William Rast denim line in 2005 – "were wearing them when we were seventeen."

Um, what about f*&king truckers being responsible for trucker caps?  No?  That didn't occur to him?  I guess he's saying he made them popular, so thus, we have him to thank for the tidal wave of douchebaggery that accompanied said hats.  I think he should just come out and claim he started some other styles too.  I would love to hear him say "It's funny, I keep hearing Osama Bin Laden say how he was responsible for the turban with the camo jacket look, I've been wearing that since N'Sync."

4 Responses to "Timberlake Robbed By Kutcher?"

  1. JTvFan2008 Says:

    Justin looks good in anything he wears! He knows about fashion, owns his own clothing line, and is an awesome entertainer! You can watch a bunch of his videos at my blog :)

    http://justin-timberlake-tv.blogspot.com/

  2. JW Says:

    Everyone knows Al Gore invented Trucker Caps.

  3. Gainer Says:

    I know a lot of people that wear those hats, including me.... Before I ever even heard of Timberlake.

    What a fag.

    The real question here is that everyone should realise... who gives a rats ass.

  4. mike Says:

    Fuck all those guys man, bunch of d-bags. I worked with a guy in college who started an arguement on who started the saggy pants fad. According to him it was skaters before the gangster rappers or whoever. I skated growing up and the last thing I wanted was my fucking pants hanging down so I could eat pavement! Dumbass.