Write a caption for this standard photo of an airplane and you could win a copy of Reno 911: The Complete Fifth Season - Uncensored. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be contacted by HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Bridget: How Brad Pitt really feels.
Runner Ups:
Bruce: Damn you, defective condoms!
Coogan: The original child training scene from 300.
Anonymous: Up, Left, R2, R2, Down, HP,HP,HP…
Jack: Boston’s answer to Philadelphia’s Rocky Statue.
wrdup: “OK OK! I’ll pay you the child support just get these damn kids off of me!”
J.L: And this is what the thinking man finally decided.
Jeremy: Where was “To Catch a Predator” on this one?
Bizzle: “When I wished to be a “babe magnet” this is not what I had in mind”
Mez: statue dedicated to the memory of Ray Johnson: baby fighter
Which picture am I supposed to write a caption for - the airplane or the dvd cover? They should take the airplane picture and make that the Reno 911 dvd cover. Then they should take the Reno 911 dvd cover and put it where it belongs - in the porno bargain bin with the title "Police ASScademy".
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July 29th, 2008 at 08:07 pm
I'm Suprised he got passed security with all that crack!
July 29th, 2008 at 08:14 pm
I know how the plane passed inspection with all the oxygen masks hanging, but how do they let them get away with big cracks in their windows?
July 29th, 2008 at 08:20 pm
The pressure difference would have easily killed all the passengers on board, however, Frank's ass, and its dreams of heroism, had other plans...
July 29th, 2008 at 08:22 pm
in the event the airplane bathrooms are out of order, please use the windows as shown here.
July 29th, 2008 at 08:28 pm
All jokes aside I feel sorry for whoever had to sit next to that wide load.
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
wtf up with this? only taped the button once
July 29th, 2008 at 08:35 pm
Due to the poor handling of his luggage the last time he flew, Jake decided to let the baggage handlers know how he really felt.
July 29th, 2008 at 08:45 pm
It's a plane in a hanger, not like, its on the tarmac, anywhay
Once again the Pinkeye Bandit spreads his germs worldwide, humping monkeys is for pussies, he says scorning AIDS
July 29th, 2008 at 08:45 pm
McCain, obviously feeling pretty confident, is seen here making sure everyone will see his true colors while aboard Airforce One.
July 29th, 2008 at 08:48 pm
I still haven't gotten contacted for winning last week. What's up Taco?
July 29th, 2008 at 08:50 pm
I wouldn't get on that plane. It's got a crack in the window.
July 29th, 2008 at 08:50 pm
The discount passenger in row 8A realized too late that his cheap fare didn't give him access to a regular oxygen mask.
July 29th, 2008 at 08:56 pm
The "Mile-High Club" stamp of approval.
July 29th, 2008 at 09:07 pm
Which picture am I supposed to write a caption for - the airplane or the dvd cover? They should take the airplane picture and make that the Reno 911 dvd cover. Then they should take the Reno 911 dvd cover and put it where it belongs - in the porno bargain bin with the title "Police ASScademy".
July 29th, 2008 at 09:18 pm
Clearly Dan was NOT mature enough be sitting in an exit row.
July 29th, 2008 at 09:27 pm
Ummm sir...thats not exactly what we meant by cockpit....
July 29th, 2008 at 09:30 pm
Revised version of last post -
The first plane built with two cockpits.
July 29th, 2008 at 09:35 pm
Someone replaced one of the oxygen masks with a gas mask
July 29th, 2008 at 09:41 pm
every time i fly some asshole gets the window seat
July 29th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
President Bush constantly sought novel ways to entertain himself during the long hours he spent aboard Air Force One.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Airlines will apparently be raping more than your wallet this holiday travel season.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
The spelled Anus wrong...
July 29th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Not again! Who's turn is it? George! It's 5 more windows down and feet first!
July 29th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
I didn't know the mile high club had new admission standards!
July 29th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
That old prick McCain still has a sense of humor... guess that tiger cage didn't take that away too.
July 29th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
the new "Alternative" fuel source
July 30th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Sadly, The maintainer forgot about the super glue used to install the window when he thought "Hey, this'll be funny!"
July 30th, 2008 at 12:23 am
The airline industry is filled with assholes.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:40 am
obviously photoshop...no other airplane could possibly have that many cumstains on its windows
July 30th, 2008 at 12:42 am
Airforce One will be leaving at the crack of Don
July 30th, 2008 at 12:50 am
And if you look to your left you'll see there is a full moon out tonight, and to your right...
July 30th, 2008 at 01:13 am
"This is where the airline rammed their 'service' your honor."
July 30th, 2008 at 01:22 am
Stewardess, there is a crack in my window!!!!
July 30th, 2008 at 01:39 am
3rd world air force
July 30th, 2008 at 01:54 am
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like its better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge."
July 30th, 2008 at 02:01 am
President Bush flying over New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina disaster.
July 30th, 2008 at 02:04 am
aaaa shit, now we gotta give the flight attendants breathalyzers before take off too
July 30th, 2008 at 03:32 am
Is there a giraffe holding up that scaffold?
July 30th, 2008 at 03:38 am
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
July 30th, 2008 at 04:19 am
There was a flight delay due to crack in window.
July 30th, 2008 at 05:00 am
America has announced a Middle-East fly by tour.
July 30th, 2008 at 06:06 am
American Airlines has now announced an additional $25 charge for passengers assless chaps.
July 30th, 2008 at 06:57 am
Fuel stop, in Johns Attempt to moon the world one country at at time.
July 30th, 2008 at 07:05 am
Deleted scene from Oliver Stone's new movie "W". This is what apparently happened when Bush flew presidentially
July 30th, 2008 at 07:09 am
Reno911 is stupid
July 30th, 2008 at 07:14 am
ASS HOLES always get the best view.
July 30th, 2008 at 07:44 am
In order to cut costs, airlines have eliminated paper towels and asked cleaning crews to "be creative" in their duties.
July 30th, 2008 at 08:37 am
In the event of a water landing, this ass may be used as a floatation device.
July 30th, 2008 at 08:43 am
... and jack finally took revenge for all the pidgeons.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:15 am
And I thought it smelled bad on that plane where the woman died in the bathroom.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:45 am
dude this is like so photoshopped. theres no way that ass is that big.
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