Write a caption for this standard photo of an airplane and you could win a copy of Reno 911: The Complete Fifth Season - Uncensored. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be contacted by HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Bridget: How Brad Pitt really feels.
Runner Ups:
Bruce: Damn you, defective condoms!
Coogan: The original child training scene from 300.
Anonymous: Up, Left, R2, R2, Down, HP,HP,HP…
Jack: Boston’s answer to Philadelphia’s Rocky Statue.
wrdup: “OK OK! I’ll pay you the child support just get these damn kids off of me!”
J.L: And this is what the thinking man finally decided.
Jeremy: Where was “To Catch a Predator” on this one?
Bizzle: “When I wished to be a “babe magnet” this is not what I had in mind”
Mez: statue dedicated to the memory of Ray Johnson: baby fighter
Due to all the budget cuts, we will no longer be serving food or airing movies on the plane. Instead, passengers can eat the dead mice conveniently hanging up next to the oxygen masks. For entertainment, Bobby the gay stripper will be "performing" for the next few hours. We hope you have a great flight, and that you fly again with Delta Air Lines.
Two things you don't want to hear on an airplane, "On this flight our movie is 'Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector' and for dinner we will be serving Pressed Ham."
2 hours after the search began, the gas leak was finally traced to Ted. After a quick passenger vote, a solution was arrived upon that Ted found to be, frankly, a little demeaning.
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July 30th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Due to all the budget cuts, we will no longer be serving food or airing movies on the plane. Instead, passengers can eat the dead mice conveniently hanging up next to the oxygen masks. For entertainment, Bobby the gay stripper will be "performing" for the next few hours. We hope you have a great flight, and that you fly again with Delta Air Lines.
July 30th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Hey everyone, look! It's John Ashcroft!
July 30th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
President Bush prepares on Airforce One in case he loses his 2008 re-election bid.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
When Vida Guerra flies coach...
July 30th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Senator Obama ain't fooling anybody with his dark complexion. People always knew his ass was white.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
After a broken window almost took down Flight 44, Bill's instincts took over and cabin pressure was restored
July 30th, 2008 at 01:37 pm
"Fly me to the moon..."
July 30th, 2008 at 01:37 pm
Police: Senator Craig please come with us. Senator Craig: I have a wide stance.
July 30th, 2008 at 01:47 pm
No i will not sit down the seatbelt sign is off!
July 30th, 2008 at 01:47 pm
Boeing.....the first planes with emergency exits!!! And now the first with the emergency bathroom exit!!!!! A true relief for all mankind !!!
July 30th, 2008 at 01:50 pm
With a "Crack" this severe in the fuselage, the pilot had no choice but to perform an emergency landing
July 30th, 2008 at 01:56 pm
No longer being able to carry liquids on planes, terrorists have now resorted to gas
July 30th, 2008 at 02:07 pm
When you gotta go you gotta go!
July 30th, 2008 at 02:26 pm
Two things you don't want to hear on an airplane, "On this flight our movie is 'Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector' and for dinner we will be serving Pressed Ham."
July 30th, 2008 at 02:27 pm
coach my ass
July 30th, 2008 at 02:39 pm
Ted planned on hijacking the plane with more of a natural explosion
July 30th, 2008 at 02:40 pm
In case of emergency landing apply oxygen mask anally or orally? Dyslexia sucks
July 30th, 2008 at 02:42 pm
An official member of the vertical smile-high club
July 30th, 2008 at 03:27 pm
ATA wasn't going to go down without a fight
July 30th, 2008 at 03:35 pm
is it me or does this plane make my ass look big?
July 30th, 2008 at 04:08 pm
Attention passengers please return your seats to an upright position prior to take off !!
July 30th, 2008 at 04:43 pm
The new face of terrorism, insulting your dignity, because blowing people up just isn't good enough anymore.
July 30th, 2008 at 05:15 pm
Looks like they're serving pressed ham in first class on this flight
July 30th, 2008 at 05:18 pm
"Ladies and gentlemen...the captain has turned off the no mooning sign"
July 30th, 2008 at 05:41 pm
WHAT THE EFF IS A FLY BY??
July 30th, 2008 at 05:54 pm
CNN Breaking News: Two Full Moons Visible in Night Sky
July 30th, 2008 at 05:59 pm
I tell the stewardess there is a crack in my window and she puts me on the poop deck.
July 30th, 2008 at 07:26 pm
Dam it, looks like we have to give pre flight breathalyzers to the flight attendants now too!
July 30th, 2008 at 07:52 pm
"Hey, who moved the lavatory sign?"
July 30th, 2008 at 07:54 pm
Plain number......
"N 4 4 O U S-hit"
July 30th, 2008 at 07:56 pm
...sorry, "Plane"
July 30th, 2008 at 08:18 pm
I`ve had it with those motherf*cking cracks doing on this motherf*cking plane
July 30th, 2008 at 08:19 pm
oups,
I`ve had it with those motherf*cking cracks on this motherf*cking plane
July 30th, 2008 at 08:30 pm
Just my luck, we lost cabin pressure, and I'm the only one who didn't get the conventional oxygen mask!
July 30th, 2008 at 08:42 pm
Coming this fall... "Asses On The Plane"
July 30th, 2008 at 08:50 pm
Air Force One still can't get Bill out of the plane
July 30th, 2008 at 09:15 pm
In the event of a sudden loss in cabin pressure, we will deploy assbags.
July 30th, 2008 at 09:36 pm
Passengers, thiiiiiiiiis is your captain speaking.....if you know look out the starboard side of the craft, you will see a rare full moon.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
All of you ass bandits are wrong. It's Rosie O'Donnell trying to pee out the window.
July 30th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
President Bush Giving his warm regards to Afghanistan.
July 30th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Introducing U.ASS. Air this September. We've cracked the mold on air travel.
July 31st, 2008 at 01:10 am
there is no moon, only a neverending reflection of this ass
July 31st, 2008 at 01:22 am
2 hours after the search began, the gas leak was finally traced to Ted. After a quick passenger vote, a solution was arrived upon that Ted found to be, frankly, a little demeaning.
July 31st, 2008 at 03:00 am
As Whitney Houston whould say,"Crack is Whack".
July 31st, 2008 at 03:04 am
Goddammit, I've been staring at this picture of an ass hanging out of an airplane window for an hour now, and I can't think of shit for a caption.
Thanks for ruining my night, Holy Taco. I'm off to bed.
July 31st, 2008 at 04:09 am
Once again Richard Dreyfuss has a bit to muck to drink and show the passenger next to him what his film Moon over Pardor was about.
July 31st, 2008 at 04:21 am
The calender didn't say anything about a full moon tonight."
July 31st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Bush's first tour of Air Force One, Jan 2001
July 31st, 2008 at 02:57 pm
The Pilot was supposed to keep driving!
July 31st, 2008 at 03:14 pm
Airport security looks tight
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