Write a caption for this standard photo of an airplane and you could win a copy of Reno 911: The Complete Fifth Season - Uncensored. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be contacted by HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Bridget: How Brad Pitt really feels.
Runner Ups:
Bruce: Damn you, defective condoms!
Coogan: The original child training scene from 300.
Anonymous: Up, Left, R2, R2, Down, HP,HP,HP…
Jack: Boston’s answer to Philadelphia’s Rocky Statue.
wrdup: “OK OK! I’ll pay you the child support just get these damn kids off of me!”
J.L: And this is what the thinking man finally decided.
Jeremy: Where was “To Catch a Predator” on this one?
Bizzle: “When I wished to be a “babe magnet” this is not what I had in mind”
Mez: statue dedicated to the memory of Ray Johnson: baby fighter
'BING' Now boarding gate 14, Washington D.C. to Assganistan, Sphincter Airlines Flight (010), in flight movies-'Gone with the Wind' followed by 'Broke Back Mtn'.
The in flight meal wil be Tacos and sticky buns,Beverages--Buttweisers and
cockTAILS...Please enjoy your flight.
A passenger can still be seen stuck in the fuselage of a US Airways Boeing 737 after a cabin window blew out and experienced explosive decompression at 35,000 feet over central Kansas.
"I knew hiring the greased up deaf guy was a bad idea"
"What the hell is going on here? Tommy, that thong is not FAA approved!"
"The new Terrence and Phillip Airlines"
"I paid extra for this seat? "
" He allways wanted to be in the mile high club"
-News Headline- "Man dies on flight after attempting asphyxia while the plane fell 10,000 feet using the oxygen mask"
" Flight # N44OUSHIT (someone else thought of it), your cleared for landing"
"eeeehhh this is your captain speaking eeehhhhh weather in Seattle is overcast with a full moon expected tonight"
"With fuel prices rising airlines are cutting costs by substituting dead naked men with oxygen masks"
"These O2 masks are not FAA approved"
_________I Love break.com. hope these don't suck too bad!!!!
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July 31st, 2008 at 03:30 pm
I think we just found out what blew that hole in side of that Qantas jet...
July 31st, 2008 at 03:52 pm
Tired of being nickel-and-dimed by United's lavatory usage charge, Bob desperately seeks an alternative.
July 31st, 2008 at 03:54 pm
Tired of being nickel-and-dimed by United's lavatory usage charge, Bob desperately seeks an alternative.
July 31st, 2008 at 04:04 pm
An behind the scenes look at the filming of the new shock-video, "1 Guy, 1 Plane."
July 31st, 2008 at 04:45 pm
Better than crapping your pants.
July 31st, 2008 at 07:20 pm
As the representatives from Chinese industry looked on, they realized once and for all that they would never allow their workers to unionize.
July 31st, 2008 at 07:40 pm
Soaring crude oil prices are forcing airlines to take a second look at potential sources of renewable energy.
July 31st, 2008 at 08:14 pm
Save gas, Fart in a jar
July 31st, 2008 at 09:19 pm
The next model will feature a black ass
August 1st, 2008 at 12:00 am
After getting it up the as* for so many years, airline employees finally let management know how they feel with a more visual impact
August 1st, 2008 at 04:22 am
"sir we said sit BY the window....."
August 1st, 2008 at 06:33 am
'BING' Now boarding gate 14, Washington D.C. to Assganistan, Sphincter Airlines Flight (010), in flight movies-'Gone with the Wind' followed by 'Broke Back Mtn'.
The in flight meal wil be Tacos and sticky buns,Beverages--Buttweisers and
cockTAILS...Please enjoy your flight.
August 1st, 2008 at 10:38 am
I am sorry sir but you will need to check that into baggage !
August 1st, 2008 at 03:28 pm
Stewardess speaking to Captain, "Now I know why he laughed when he said he had a butt to put out - and I told hm there was no smoking, sir."
August 1st, 2008 at 05:19 pm
Air Force #2, you are cleared for takeoff.
August 1st, 2008 at 05:41 pm
Southwest's slogan changes from "You are now free to move about the country." to "You are now free to MOON about the country."
August 2nd, 2008 at 01:01 am
The flight was delayed to a large crack in the window
August 2nd, 2008 at 01:02 pm
The quickest way to cure hemroid flare-ups.......Air It Oooouuuutt....!!!!!!!
August 2nd, 2008 at 01:34 pm
I certainly hope they don't serve nuts on this flight.....
August 2nd, 2008 at 02:42 pm
Only assholes get to sit in first class.
August 2nd, 2008 at 08:45 pm
"Attention passengers, have been forced to make an emergency landing after a crack was detected in one of the windows."
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Hey, what's crackin' dude?
August 2nd, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Hillary Rodham Clinton smiles one last time at her supporters.
August 3rd, 2008 at 06:50 am
Now leaving Paris.......
August 3rd, 2008 at 02:11 pm
take that terrorists
August 3rd, 2008 at 02:47 pm
Unfortunately, flight # 173 will be delayed due to a rather large and unsafe crack in one of it's windows. We are sorry for the dealy.
August 3rd, 2008 at 05:24 pm
It looks like Angelina Jolie's lips.
August 3rd, 2008 at 05:27 pm
A passenger can still be seen stuck in the fuselage of a US Airways Boeing 737 after a cabin window blew out and experienced explosive decompression at 35,000 feet over central Kansas.
August 3rd, 2008 at 07:25 pm
This contest is asinine.
August 3rd, 2008 at 08:59 pm
Even Sir-Mix-A-Lot wants to forget this image.
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Steve wanted a moon roof in his new plane. Sadly, his request was somewhat lost in translation.
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
p.s, you guys suck at picking winners. mine was way funnier.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:13 am
"So what if some guy pissed on a seat and someone had to sit in it, i can beat that, I shit on a window...YA!!!
August 4th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
"I knew hiring the greased up deaf guy was a bad idea"
"What the hell is going on here? Tommy, that thong is not FAA approved!"
"The new Terrence and Phillip Airlines"
"I paid extra for this seat? "
" He allways wanted to be in the mile high club"
-News Headline- "Man dies on flight after attempting asphyxia while the plane fell 10,000 feet using the oxygen mask"
" Flight # N44OUSHIT (someone else thought of it), your cleared for landing"
"eeeehhh this is your captain speaking eeehhhhh weather in Seattle is overcast with a full moon expected tonight"
"With fuel prices rising airlines are cutting costs by substituting dead naked men with oxygen masks"
"These O2 masks are not FAA approved"
_________I Love break.com. hope these don't suck too bad!!!!
August 4th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
"Richard Gere was arrested today after attempting to hijack flight 144 with 3 large gerbils he apparently smuggled onto the plane"
August 4th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Todd thought that it would be hilarious to inflate his life preserver while sitting in his seat.
August 4th, 2008 at 04:02 pm
"Ladies and gentlemen the menu for today on board, press ham."
August 4th, 2008 at 04:11 pm
Flight Tower. Request permission for emergency landing.
There is a crack in window 5A.
August 4th, 2008 at 04:44 pm
Is the mooning to take away from the fact that the flag was painted backwards during the inspection?
August 4th, 2008 at 06:19 pm
Perhaps it's best if I give you an example of what the airplane food really tastes like.
August 4th, 2008 at 06:21 pm
Soul Plane 2: White People Edition
August 4th, 2008 at 06:49 pm
The permanence of the situation was due to the untimely cabin pressure test.
August 4th, 2008 at 06:50 pm
This is wear I store my carry-on, and avoid the extra charges.
August 4th, 2008 at 06:52 pm
Hey! Looks like Brittney´s on board!
August 4th, 2008 at 06:56 pm
Wow, total eclipse of the moon.
August 4th, 2008 at 08:02 pm
Full Moon in the sky tonight!
August 4th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
This photo of Monica Lewinsky aboard AirForce One is almost identical to the one Bill sleeps with under his pillow.
August 4th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
apparently he assed for a window seat
August 4th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
AH HA! There's the cause of the turbulance
August 4th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Assy McGee likes the window seat.
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