Just yesterday we made a list of 8 people who will ruin your party, and I honestly considered adding "#9. Your Mom." Apparently Lindsay Lohan's mom Dina read the list and was like "What the? I can ruin a party like a motherf&^ker!" celebslam.com reports:
Dina Lohan got herself and daughter Ali kicked out of the afterparty for the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere. Dina was asked to change tables and, according to witnesses, went “apeshit.”
Before you call her a bitch, let's take this into account; they asked her to move right after she had just sat through Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. If I had to sit through that I'd use my ticket to give myself paper cuts every five minutes so I could be distracted by a different kind of pain.
On a side note, I really like that they described her behavior as "apeshit," for two reasons. 1)It makes me wonder what zoo keepers say when an Ape goes super crazy. Are they like "Bob, Binti Jua from the Bonobo cage has gone....well, you know what he's gone." 2)Whenever I read apeshit, it creates this picture in my head:
Man the mom and daughter should just give up and become full time drunks/waste of space/ full time leg spreaders. We have lot of awesome stuff to make you beat your chest about like this damn dirty ape!!!!! www.thedrunkcanuck.com
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 29th, 2008 at 06:29 pm
I swear it looks like the first picture was a photoshop of her head on the body of some dude wearing a dress.
July 29th, 2008 at 09:56 pm
That's your best photoshop ever! I will forever think of this pic whenever I hear "apeshit" now. Thanks!
July 29th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I WANNA HIT THAT!!
July 29th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
I thought that was the one-sheet for MVP4: Most Vaginal Primate
July 30th, 2008 at 09:21 am
Man the mom and daughter should just give up and become full time drunks/waste of space/ full time leg spreaders. We have lot of awesome stuff to make you beat your chest about like this damn dirty ape!!!!! www.thedrunkcanuck.com
July 30th, 2008 at 11:29 am
You seriously have to love it when someone's behavior is referred to as "apeshit"....
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