July 29th, 2008 | 12:22
If you've ever thought to yourself, "What's the best possible way for me to ruin this nice upper-class wedding?" Well, I think this photo from our pals at The Foggy Monocle is a great illustration of the easiest, and most efficient way do that.
If you need further instruction, here are a few easy steps to follow so you, too, can turn any "wedding party" into a "yelling party."
Step 1: Somehow get invited.
Step 2: Show up at the party.
Step 3: Head directly for the open bar (if there is no open bar, skip Step 2)
Step 4: Drink everything.
Step 5: Find the guy taking photos, but don't get too close.
Step 6: After working yourself into a frothy, drunken rage, let that camera guy have it (from afar, of course).
Step 7: Enjoy the spoils of your victory (i.e. more drinks.)
Other crap to look at:
Take Ashley Alexa to the spank bank (gorillamask)
Heyden Panettiere hates nerd germs (drunkenstepfather)
Drunken Logic: Jet Fuel Makes Your Car Go Faster (tastybooze)
Michelle Marsh gets naked (hornyoyster)
Zsuzsana Ripli is the International Babe of the Day (doubleviking)
![](mailto:?subject=This Is How You Ruin A Wedding Party Photo&body=<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/howtoruinweddingphoto.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/howtoruinweddingphoto.jpg" alt="" title="howtoruinweddingphoto" width="500" height="333" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3040" /></a></p>
<p>If you've ever thought to yourself, "What's the best possible way for me to ruin this nice upper-class wedding?" Well, I think this photo from our pals at <a href="http://thefoggymonocle.com/?p=309" target="_blank"><strong>The Foggy Monocle</strong></a> is a great illustration of the easiest, and most efficient way do that. </p>
<p>If you need further instruction, here are a few easy steps to follow so you, too, can turn any "wedding party" into a "yelling party."</p>
<p><strong>Step 1:</strong> Somehow get invited.<br />
<strong>Step 2:</strong> Show up at the party.<br />
<strong>Step 3:</strong> Head directly for the open bar (if there is no open bar, skip Step 2)<br />
<strong>Step 4:</strong> Drink everything.<br />
<strong>Step 5:</strong> Find the guy taking photos, but don't get too close.<br />
<strong>Step 6:</strong> After working yourself into a frothy, drunken rage, let that camera guy have it (from afar, of course).<br />
<strong>Step 7:</strong> Enjoy the spoils of your victory (i.e. more drinks.) </p>
<p><strong>Other crap to look at:</strong><br />
Take Ashley Alexa to the spank bank (<a href="http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=gallery&page_id=18091" target="_blank"><strong>gorillamask</strong></a>)<br />
Heyden Panettiere hates nerd germs (<a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2008/07/29/the-hayden-panettiere-hates-nerd-germs-of-the-day/" target="_blank"><strong>drunkenstepfather</strong></a>)<br />
Drunken Logic: Jet Fuel Makes Your Car Go Faster (<a href="http://tastybooze.com/2008/07/drunken-logic-jet-fuel-makes-your-car-go-faster/" target="_blank"><strong>tastybooze</strong></a>)<br />
Michelle Marsh gets naked (<a href="http://www.hornyoyster.com/?p=6878" target="_blank"><strong>hornyoyster</strong></a>)<br />
Zsuzsana Ripli is the International Babe of the Day (<a href="http://www.doubleviking.com/zsuzsana-ripli-is-the-international-babe-of-the-day-9921-p.html" target="_blank"><strong>doubleviking</strong></a>)</p>
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July fth, 2008 at 03:46 pm
That guy on the right is definitely cutting the cheese....looks like a squeeker. I think it just makes a fucking boring picture, a little bit better.....in my opinion.
July fth, 2008 at 03:25 pm
How is this a wedding party photo?
July fth, 2008 at 02:47 pm
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and i'm all outa bubble gum
July fth, 2008 at 01:13 pm
Correction, to the right of the picture.
July fth, 2008 at 01:12 pm
I think the guy in the center of the picture already ruined it, by farting and his friend getting a whiff of it to the right of him just as the camera snapped.
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