If you've ever thought to yourself, "What's the best possible way for me to ruin this nice upper-class wedding?" Well, I think this photo from our pals at The Foggy Monocle is a great illustration of the easiest, and most efficient way do that.
If you need further instruction, here are a few easy steps to follow so you, too, can turn any "wedding party" into a "yelling party."
Step 1: Somehow get invited. Step 2: Show up at the party. Step 3: Head directly for the open bar (if there is no open bar, skip Step 2) Step 4: Drink everything. Step 5: Find the guy taking photos, but don't get too close. Step 6: After working yourself into a frothy, drunken rage, let that camera guy have it (from afar, of course). Step 7: Enjoy the spoils of your victory (i.e. more drinks.)
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That guy on the right is definitely cutting the cheese....looks like a squeeker. I think it just makes a fucking boring picture, a little bit better.....in my opinion.
I think the guy in the center of the picture already ruined it, by farting and his friend getting a whiff of it to the right of him just as the camera snapped.
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December 18th, 2008 at 02:31 pm
Who invited Tom Hanks to the party?
July 29th, 2008 at 03:46 pm
That guy on the right is definitely cutting the cheese....looks like a squeeker. I think it just makes a fucking boring picture, a little bit better.....in my opinion.
July 29th, 2008 at 03:25 pm
How is this a wedding party photo?
July 29th, 2008 at 02:47 pm
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and i'm all outa bubble gum
July 29th, 2008 at 01:13 pm
Correction, to the right of the picture.
July 29th, 2008 at 01:12 pm
I think the guy in the center of the picture already ruined it, by farting and his friend getting a whiff of it to the right of him just as the camera snapped.