Church Signs That Won't Make You Go To Church

August 3rd, 2008 | 01:55 pm

Driving across the rural parts of America you'll undoubtedly notice the large number of churches that use their signs to try and draw people into their church with a joke or a pun or some good old fashioned fire and brimstone fear. The problem is, the comedy stylings of most church pastors is kind of like a combination of Yakov Smirnoff and Rush Limbaugh. You either get the world's crappiest puns or some sort of evil, hate filled message that's supposed to scare you into attending, or a totally awesome unintentional double entrendre. Either way, these signs are the only interesting thing to look at when you're driving from Pennsylvania to Colorado.


Um, what?


Now there's a well thought out marketing pitch.


OK, so maybe this one makes me want to go to church.

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Comments

205 Responses to "Church Signs That Won't Make You Go To Church"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    maybe you should try NOT PRESSING YOUR BELIEFS ON OTHERS

    i believe in god, if you don't, fine, that's not my prerogative.

    but don't be an ignorant asshole and push your beliefs on others and make fun of people who don't agree with you.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    i like doG

  3. Anonymous Says:

    what belief? atheists don't believe, they conclude. It's very different. We don't believe in any gods of any forms.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Hi, sorry, I'm an atheist to so don't get too angry, but we do believe. It is impossible to logically conclude 'there is necessarly no God' as there can be no evidance against such a beings existance. I am fully in the atheist camp, I just wanted to point out there are no reasons makeing it a conclution. We don't believe in God, but we believe in no God, as we cannot know there is no God, leaving us with belief. Sorry to be a pain.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    I am not Christian or Atheist but I think more people need to understand some of the key points you've made. Props for being open to the flaws of both sides of the argument.

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