I love when super models say stuff like "I'm really just a big nerd!" Meanwhile some dude in tenth grade who leads his own World Of Warcraft team just opened his locker to find a bag of shit in it. But I'm sure the super model and he live very similar lives. Along the same lines as that, I think it's pretty ridiculously stupid that Scarlett Johansson said this about the scene in her new film where she kisses Penolope Cruz, according to usmagazine.com:

"It's really the least sexy thing you can ever imagine!" said Johansson.

Well, if it's the least sexy thing you can imagine, then I deserve some sort of award because I just masturbated to it.

Anyway, this got me to thinking; obviously these two making out isn't the least sexy thing I can imagine because I've walked in on my parents having sex, and to this day I can't unimagine it. But aside from that, I think I've found something else that might hold the unsexy crown:

I think what pushes this over the edge for me is Hurley's apparent disregard for the situation he's in. Almost as if he's embracing it in some kind of zen-like state.