Sexual Harassment Is Totally Cool In Russia

August 4th, 2008 | 09:07 pm

The people of Russia have done and said a lot of great stuff over time ("In Russia, toilet paper uses you!", communism), but I think we have a new winner. According to telegraph.co.uk:

A Russian advertising executive who sued her boss for sexual harassment lost her case after a judge ruled that employers were obliged to make passes at female staff to ensure the survival of the human race.

She alleged she had been locked out of her office after she refused to have intimate relations with her 47-year-old boss.

"He always demanded that female workers signalled to him with their eyes that they desperately wanted to be laid on the boardroom table as soon as he gave the word," she earlier told the court. "I didn't realise at first that he wasn't speaking metaphorically."

The judge said he threw out the case not through lack of evidence but because the employer had acted gallantly rather than criminally.

"If we had no sexual harassment we would have no children," the judge ruled.

So, without sexual harassment, we wouldn't have any children? At first I thought this was totally crazy, but after seeing this photo of Isiah Thomas's house, I think that Russian judge might be onto something.

7 Responses to "Sexual Harassment Is Totally Cool In Russia"

  1. </a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/05/sexual-harassment-is-totally-cool-in-russia/#comment-597272" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 08:42 am</a> </small> <p>Could you help me. An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. 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According To Judge McAsinine, the benefit of sexual harrassment is procreation.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2988%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2988%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-16016"></a> <a id="comment-16016"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-16016"> <cite> ken</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/05/sexual-harassment-is-totally-cool-in-russia/#comment-16016" title="">August 6th, 2008 at 01:27 am</a> </small> <p>lol dana you walked right into that one.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2988%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2988%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-16015"></a> <a id="comment-16015"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-16015"> <cite> <a href="http://fark.com" rel="external nofollow">Anad</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/05/sexual-harassment-is-totally-cool-in-russia/#comment-16015" title="">August 5th, 2008 at 06:54 pm</a> </small> <p>Dana - I already uploaded to the dating site I saw you on -- Smalldingle.com -- to share with your bffs, especially the homosexuals.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2988%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2988%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-16014"></a> <a id="comment-16014"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-16014"> <cite> dana</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/05/sexual-harassment-is-totally-cool-in-russia/#comment-16014" title="">August 5th, 2008 at 02:47 pm</a> </small> <p>funny , i will uploaded this to tall dating site---Tallmingle.com--- to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2988%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2988%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> <a id="comment-16013"></a> <a id="comment-16013"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-16013"> <cite> <a href="http://bojangles.com" rel="external nofollow">Pratik</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/05/sexual-harassment-is-totally-cool-in-russia/#comment-16013" title="">August 4th, 2008 at 11:48 pm</a> </small> <p>So let me get this straight...</p> <p>1. Get a job in Russia where lots of hot chicks work.<br /> 2. Bring a big box of condoms.<br /> 3. Find the nearest hot chick and ask her if she wants to rub one out in the closet.<br /> 4. Not get in trouble at all.<br /> 5. Repeat steps 1-4.<br /> 6. Eventual success without possibility of getting fired or sued?</p> <p>If Google had a branch in Russia, I wonder if they would have "sex rooms" or something.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/2988%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/2988%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div> <!-- /comment-inner, /comment --> </ol> </div> </div> <!-- Right column --> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; document.write('<script language="JavaScript" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=' + ord + '?" type="text/javascript"></scr' + 'ipt>'); </script><noscript><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" width="300" height="250" border="0"></a></noscript></div><div class="block"> <div class="heading"><a href="/photos"><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/themes/holytaco2/images/headings/photo-of-the-day.gif" style="width: 176px; 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