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Eva Longoria

August 5th, 2008 | 11:48 am

Age: 33

Where you've seen her: Eva Longoria, along with her husband Tony Parker, have somehow appeared in every magazine, TV show and commercial ever made. Or at least that's what it feels like.

Helpful hint: She's not the Tampa Bay Rays third baseman Evan Longoria.

Pointless quote: “The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.”

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</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/06/eva-longoria/#comment-598160" title="">May 13th, 2009 at 11:50 am</a> </small> <p>Badly need your help. They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.<br /> I am from Cuba and also now'm speaking English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Togliatti, russia based avtovaz expects to start selling the new model in two.Rzb group mandated lead arranger for syndicated loan to russia leading vehicle manufacturer."</p> <p>Best regards :), Mason.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-16040"></a> <a id="comment-16040"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-16040"> <cite> cunty cuntall</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/06/eva-longoria/#comment-16040" title="">August 21st, 2008 at 08:38 am</a> </small> <p>I love to fuck her where her poo comes from !!</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-16039"></a> <a id="comment-16039"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-16039"> <cite> Bosco</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/06/eva-longoria/#comment-16039" title="">August 7th, 2008 at 09:59 am</a> </small> <p>You are right, she really isn't all that hot. However, she has (and I never realized this until these pictures) a beautiful pooper.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-16038"></a> <a id="comment-16038"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-16038"> <cite> Stopitalready</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/06/eva-longoria/#comment-16038" title="">August 5th, 2008 at 06:35 pm</a> </small> <p>"Eva Longoria, along with her husband Tony Parker, have somehow appeared in every magazine, TV show and commercial ever made. Or at least that’s what it feels like."</p> <p>Yet, you still had to post pics of her. BTW, she's not that hot.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-16037"></a> <a id="comment-16037"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-16037"> <cite> <a href="http://spammers_suck.com" rel="external nofollow">bruce sucks</a></cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/06/eva-longoria/#comment-16037" title="">August 5th, 2008 at 04:09 pm</a> </small> <p>shut up, spammer</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-16036"></a> <a id="comment-16036"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-16036"> <cite> bruce</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/06/eva-longoria/#comment-16036" title="">August 5th, 2008 at 02:46 pm</a> </small> <p>whatever u're saying, the sexy looking are always in the focus!! know what, she really should be famous on the tall dating site __Tall mingle.c o m__ for dating~ ,seems it's such a waste being here!!lol.....</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-16035"></a> <a id="comment-16035"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-16035"> <cite> Buddy Ice</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/06/eva-longoria/#comment-16035" title="">August 5th, 2008 at 02:27 pm</a> </small> <p>I would take her bikini bottom and wring the sweat out of the bunched up material, that's squeezed into her crotch, into my mouth for a nice refreshing drink. Yes I would.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-16034"></a> <a id="comment-16034"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-16034"> <cite> gourry</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/06/eva-longoria/#comment-16034" title="">August 5th, 2008 at 12:44 pm</a> </small> <p>Thank you for showing the only side of Eva worth looking at.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-16033"></a> <a id="comment-16033"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="" id="comment-16033"> <cite> john</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/06/eva-longoria/#comment-16033" title="">August 5th, 2008 at 12:25 pm</a> </small> <p>Yea that's pisspoor.. Bush league guys...</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  <a id="comment-16032"></a> <a id="comment-16032"></a> <div class="comment "><div class="comment-inner"> <li class="alt" id="comment-16032"> <cite> Dom</cite> Says: <br> <small class="commentmetadata"><a href="/2008/08/06/eva-longoria/#comment-16032" title="">August 5th, 2008 at 12:12 pm</a> </small> <p>Can i ask how you mistakenly put Janice Dickenson's whore ass in an Eva Longoria gallery? Pic #2 if you're wondering.</p> <div class="links"> <ul class="links"><li class="first last "><a href="/"><a href="/user/login?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">Login</a> or <a href="/user/register?destination=node/3000%2523comment-form">register</a> to post comments</a></li></ul> </div> </li> </div></div>  </ol> </div> </div>  <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript"> ord=Math.random()*10000000000000000; document.write('<script language="JavaScript" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=' + ord + '?" type="text/javascript"></scr' + 'ipt>'); </script><noscript><a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" target="_blank"><img src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/brk.ht/home;sz=300x250;ord=123456789?" width="300" height="250" border="0"></a></noscript></div><div class="block"> <div class="heading"><a href="/photos"><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/themes/holytaco2/images/headings/photo-of-the-day.gif" style="width: 176px; 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