August 5th, 2008 | 11:39
Age: 33
Where you've seen her: Eva Longoria, along with her husband Tony Parker, have somehow appeared in every magazine, TV show and commercial ever made. Or at least that's what it feels like.
Helpful hint: She's not the Tampa Bay Rays third baseman Evan Longoria.
Pointless quote: “The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.”
![](mailto:?subject=Eva Longoria&body=<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_1.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_1.jpg" alt="" title="eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_1" width="410" height="381" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3212" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Age:</strong> 33</p>
<p><strong>Where you've seen her:</strong> <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/eva-longoria/"><strong>Eva Longoria</strong></a>, along with her husband Tony Parker, have somehow appeared in every magazine, TV show and commercial ever made. Or at least that's what it feels like.</p>
<p><strong>Helpful hint:</strong> She's not the Tampa Bay Rays third baseman Evan Longoria.</p>
<p><strong>Pointless quote:</strong> âThe best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.â</p>
<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_6.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_6-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_6" width="150" height="150" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3214" /></a> <a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_10.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_10-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_10" width="150" height="150" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3215" /></a> <a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_11.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_11-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_11" width="150" height="150" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3216" /></a> <a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_12.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_12-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_12" width="150" height="150" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3217" /></a> <a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_13.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_13-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_13" width="150" height="150" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3218" /></a> <a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_14.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_14-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_14" width="150" height="150" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3219" /></a> <a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_17.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_17-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_17" width="150" height="150" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3220" /></a> <a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_18.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_18-150x150.jpg" alt="" title="eva_longoria_parker_sexy_bikini_sex_18" width="150" height="150" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3221" /></a></p>
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August fst, 2008 at 08:38 am
I love to fuck her where her poo comes from !!
August fth, 2008 at 09:59 am
You are right, she really isn't all that hot. However, she has (and I never realized this until these pictures) a beautiful pooper.
August fth, 2008 at 06:35 pm
"Eva Longoria, along with her husband Tony Parker, have somehow appeared in every magazine, TV show and commercial ever made. Or at least that’s what it feels like."
Yet, you still had to post pics of her. BTW, she's not that hot.
August fth, 2008 at 04:09 pm
shut up, spammer
August fth, 2008 at 02:46 pm
whatever u're saying, the sexy looking are always in the focus!! know what, she really should be famous on the tall dating site __Tall mingle.c o m__ for dating~ ,seems it's such a waste being here!!lol.....
August fth, 2008 at 02:27 pm
I would take her bikini bottom and wring the sweat out of the bunched up material, that's squeezed into her crotch, into my mouth for a nice refreshing drink. Yes I would.
August fth, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Thank you for showing the only side of Eva worth looking at.
August fth, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Yea that's pisspoor.. Bush league guys...
August fth, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Can i ask how you mistakenly put Janice Dickenson's whore ass in an Eva Longoria gallery? Pic #2 if you're wondering.
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