Write a caption for this bear that had to get somewhere fast and you can win a copy of Order Up for the Wii. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified from HolyTaco.
See last week's winner after the jump:
Winner: Macker: Looks like they’re serving pressed ham in first class on this flight
Runner Ups: GirthyMcGirth: I’m Suprised he got passed security with all that crack!
Justin L: Ummm sir…thats not exactly what we meant by cockpit…
LoProMoFo every time i fly some asshole gets the window seat
Dustin: the new “Alternative” fuel source
Mr. T: President Bush flying over New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina disaster.
Chris: “Fly me to the moon…”
Passa: An official member of the vertical smile-high club
Holycow: is it me or does this plane make my ass look big? (that joke gets me every time)
Charles: I certainly hope they don’t serve nuts on this flight…..
Christian: Only assholes get to sit in first class.
With rumors of global warming quickly spreading throughout the animal kingdom...bears from all over rush to the Artic Regions to help their Polar brothers.
Officer: "What the hell is that thing??"
Taxi Driver: " A bear? "
Office: " i know that! Get it to the zoo now! "
Taxi Driver : "We've just been, he had a great time!"
Hurry up and get me to the airport before the wringling brothers find out im gone....They are gonna have to find a new asshole to ride that damn tricycle.
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August 5th, 2008 at 08:44 pm
Follow that bitch! She has my porridge!
August 5th, 2008 at 08:48 pm
OK, take the next left and then BEAR right.
August 5th, 2008 at 09:05 pm
Though the taxi driver was clueless, he was now part of a drive by mauling.
August 5th, 2008 at 09:32 pm
With gas prices on the rise commuter bears have been hardest hit.
August 5th, 2008 at 09:36 pm
Achmed is exercising his right to bear arms.
August 5th, 2008 at 09:44 pm
Oh shit, can you make a U-turn? We just passed a Coldtsone!
August 5th, 2008 at 09:48 pm
This is how we relocate bears in Russia.
August 5th, 2008 at 09:49 pm
LuLu the bear had fallen on hard times, and unfortunately had no choice but to turn to prostitution.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Who driving car? Bear driving car!!!
August 5th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Ain't that some shit. A mothafuckin bear can get a taxi, but a brotha has to take the bus.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
"Hurry up, fucking Tigger stole my bike."
August 5th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
I'm glad to see we're not the only species nauseated by the stank of cabbies.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Boo Boo, just get me close enough to the curb to snag that picinic basket!!!
August 5th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Jumanji 2: North American Animals Attack Russia!
August 5th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
With rumors of global warming quickly spreading throughout the animal kingdom...bears from all over rush to the Artic Regions to help their Polar brothers.
August 5th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
"In soviet russia bear relocates you"
August 6th, 2008 at 12:04 am
"yeeah. roll up on this mawfuckah right heea...i'm gonna blast this fool..."
August 6th, 2008 at 12:08 am
"Driver, take a... ... ...right."
"OK, but why such the big pause?"
"I don't know, I've had them all my life."
August 6th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Stephen Colbert's worse nightmare just became mobile
August 6th, 2008 at 12:29 am
i knew those mushrooms tasted funny.
August 6th, 2008 at 12:56 am
someone is late for their audition in the new Will Ferrell movie
August 6th, 2008 at 01:09 am
"Whud up loc!"
August 6th, 2008 at 01:35 am
"Hey, is this the Cash Cab?"
August 6th, 2008 at 01:39 am
They told him that he would bearly fit but he couldnt bear walking in this heat.
August 6th, 2008 at 01:40 am
"To the woods STAT, I gotta take a dump!"
August 6th, 2008 at 02:37 am
....this city deserves a better class of carnivore.....
August 6th, 2008 at 03:43 am
so I was watching through the window, and then I saw this HUMAN in a car?
I was like "Woah!"
August 6th, 2008 at 03:45 am
Chauffeur, your driving skill isn't that bad. Actually, it is BEARable.
August 6th, 2008 at 04:44 am
In communist Russia, Bear from Zoo comes to see YOU!
August 6th, 2008 at 04:49 am
Scene from the sequel to Collateral, starring Tom Cruise and Will Ferrell (pictured above)
August 6th, 2008 at 04:51 am
Taxicab Confessions: When Good Pets Go Bad
August 6th, 2008 at 04:52 am
Taxicab Confessions: The Grizzly Truth
August 6th, 2008 at 04:59 am
Grand Theft Auto V: Animal Planet
August 6th, 2008 at 06:44 am
Bear: "Hey! Did you see that other bear...HUH?!... did you see it? Hey other bear... FUCK YOU!!"
August 6th, 2008 at 07:39 am
jeeez thats dangerous..... that bear doesnt have its seatbelt on.
August 6th, 2008 at 09:45 am
Taxi gets pulled over.
Officer: "What the hell is that thing??"
Taxi Driver: " A bear? "
Office: " i know that! Get it to the zoo now! "
Taxi Driver : "We've just been, he had a great time!"
August 6th, 2008 at 09:58 am
BALLLLLIIINNNN!!!!!! or maybe in this case it's GROWLLLLIINNNNN!!!!!
August 6th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Hey, come on, I need to get back to the hundred acre woods before Christopher Robin gets back.
August 6th, 2008 at 10:57 am
The driver drives too slow that the bear can't bear it.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Next on Animal Planet: "Taxicab Confessions"
August 6th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Bernice the Bear didnt really work out so well... so Jimmy Fallon's next choice was Queen Latifah.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:53 am
And they still wont pick up black......Bears.
August 6th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
"Pull closer to the curb, I'm going to grab that hooker and hit the next mailbox we see!"
August 6th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
What tha, where am I and why does my ass hurt?
August 6th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
"Yes, I know. Shit sticks to my fur. That's why I'm out HERE."
August 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
And then Jørgen was like, "ohmigad, I no can move to San Frathisco with you," so I was like "oh, puleeez, Magnus no needuh your bony ass anyway!"
August 6th, 2008 at 01:06 pm
See how much that Ranger likes it when i steal his picnic basket.
August 6th, 2008 at 01:11 pm
Bear right, yeah bear right. No, no bear left.
August 6th, 2008 at 01:24 pm
Ok... who the hell farted!!
August 6th, 2008 at 01:33 pm
Hurry up and get me to the airport before the wringling brothers find out im gone....They are gonna have to find a new asshole to ride that damn tricycle.
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