August 5th, 2008 | 08:14
Write a caption for this bear that had to get somewhere fast and you can win a copy of Order Up for the Wii. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified from HolyTaco.
See last week's winner after the jump:
Winner:
Macker: Looks like they’re serving pressed ham in first class on this flight
Runner Ups:
GirthyMcGirth: I’m Suprised he got passed security with all that crack!
Justin L: Ummm sir…thats not exactly what we meant by cockpit…
LoProMoFo every time i fly some asshole gets the window seat
Dustin: the new “Alternative” fuel source
Mr. T: President Bush flying over New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina disaster.
Chris: “Fly me to the moon…”
Passa: An official member of the vertical smile-high club
Holycow: is it me or does this plane make my ass look big? (that joke gets me every time)
Charles: I certainly hope they don’t serve nuts on this flight…..
Christian: Only assholes get to sit in first class.
![](mailto:?subject=Give-A-Wednesday: Win Order Up! For The Wii&body=<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bear_in_a_cab.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bear_in_a_cab.jpg" alt="" title="bear_in_a_cab" width="480" height="400" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3257" /></a></p>
<p>Write a caption for this bear that had to get somewhere fast and you can win a copy of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Zoo-Digital-Publishing-802068101916-Order/dp/B00182QCYM" target="_blank"><strong>Order Up for the Wii</strong></a>. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified from HolyTaco.</p>
<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/orderup.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/orderup.jpg" alt="" title="orderup" width="400" height="400" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3256" /></a></p>
<p>See last week's winner after the jump:</p>
<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/airplane-window.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/airplane-window-300x225.jpg" alt="" title="airplane-window" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-3255" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Winner:</strong><br />
<strong>Macker:</strong> Looks like theyâre serving pressed ham in first class on this flight</p>
<p><strong>Runner Ups:</strong><br />
<strong>GirthyMcGirth:</strong> Iâm Suprised he got passed security with all that crack!</p>
<p><strong>Justin L:</strong> Ummm sirâ¦thats not exactly what we meant by cockpitâ¦</p>
<p><strong>LoProMoFo</strong> every time i fly some asshole gets the window seat</p>
<p><strong>Dustin:</strong> the new âAlternativeâ fuel source</p>
<p><strong>Mr. T:</strong> President Bush flying over New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina disaster.</p>
<p><strong>Chris:</strong> âFly me to the moonâ¦â</p>
<p><strong>Passa:</strong> An official member of the vertical smile-high club</p>
<p><strong>Holycow:</strong> is it me or does this plane make my ass look big? (that joke gets me every time)</p>
<p><strong>Charles:</strong> I certainly hope they donât serve nuts on this flightâ¦..</p>
<p><strong>Christian:</strong> Only assholes get to sit in first class.</p>
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August fth, 2008 at 12:47 am
Colbert's house! And quickly!
August fth, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Photo taken by Danny Glover on his new iPhone...
August fth, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Hurry!Take me to the Triangle strip bar!!!
August fth, 2008 at 08:16 pm
Boy... he sure made the wrong choice in this weeks "What would you rather?".
August fth, 2008 at 02:55 pm
Does a bear shit in the woods? NOT IF YOU DON'T HURRY THE F*CK UP!
August fth, 2008 at 02:54 pm
Step on it, will ya? The woods aren't going to shit in themselves....
August fth, 2008 at 02:23 pm
Not even the bear could stand the overpowering stench of curry.
August fth, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
August fth, 2008 at 06:10 pm
Bear: Why the hell does it always smell like lamb-kabob-curry in these cabs? Hey Habeeb, open the freakin' window will'ya!
August fth, 2008 at 05:31 pm
BEASTIALITY DELIVERY NOW AVAILBLE IN YOUR AREA! Just dial 1-800-BEAR-BUT and ask for the Grizzly Adams special.
August fth, 2008 at 03:27 pm
OK, here comes the mailbox...you ready, bear?
August fth, 2008 at 08:57 am
Yes at the light bear right
August fth, 2008 at 06:58 am
Berenstein bears : Going to New York
August fth, 2008 at 08:08 pm
Step on it Boo-Boo, that truck loaded with pic-a-nic baskets is gettin' awayyyyy!!!
August fth, 2008 at 07:17 pm
Follow that pic-a-nick basket!!
August fth, 2008 at 04:38 pm
"If only we got Favre, we would have won the division this season...screw Rex Grossman, I'm out of here."
August fth, 2008 at 03:49 pm
definition of government - the act of people whos shit don't stink to control the power of peoples shit whom they think that does stink.
August fth, 2008 at 03:28 pm
I'm late for the shooting at the Dr. Doolittle set! My manager is gonna be pissed!
August fth, 2008 at 01:49 pm
Another photo of Britney getting out of a taxi without a slip. and whitout a shaving.
August fth, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Drive faster or I'll endanger your ass!
August fth, 2008 at 09:48 am
"Bearings" has been taken to a whole new level.
August fth, 2008 at 02:30 am
To the woods man, quickly. Very quickly, if you get my drift.
August fth, 2008 at 02:04 am
Look driver, I said I'd give you a good tip if you got me some beer quick.
August fth, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Step on it, I'm late! The Lion and Tiger are gonna be pissed, Oh My!
August fth, 2008 at 08:59 pm
Bearnie Mac on the way to the hospital, days before his death
August fth, 2008 at 07:14 pm
Bear grills surviving a taxi cab ride.
August fth, 2008 at 07:11 pm
Hurry up, I cant bear to miss my flight!
August fth, 2008 at 07:06 pm
Shown in better days - R.I.P. BEARnie Mac
August fth, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Fuck cab fare is expensive.
August fth, 2008 at 09:04 am
North to Alaska, it's tourist season!
August fth, 2008 at 09:00 am
C'mon Boo Boo, We're off to find some pick-o-nick baskets!
August fth, 2008 at 02:39 am
labatt blue bear is smart enough to not drive under the influence
August fth, 2008 at 10:36 pm
GooooddLooorrrrdd, this is the biggest ass plug ive ever had.
August fth, 2008 at 09:59 pm
Any reason why you passed that black guy over there and picked me up instead?
August fth, 2008 at 09:57 pm
where too miss rosie o'donnel?
August fth, 2008 at 09:54 pm
Here's a Franklin. Now follow that pic-a-nic basket.
August fth, 2008 at 09:24 pm
Borat's Bear, now one rich sow, is fucking tired of walking to the dump.
August fth, 2008 at 09:18 pm
Due to the furry dice shortage, furry bears are now being used to ridicule other drivers.
August fth, 2008 at 08:42 pm
This is Obviously a deleted scene from Borat
August fth, 2008 at 07:21 pm
Ass gas or cash NOBODY rides for free...
August fth, 2008 at 07:07 pm
Trunk Monkey 2.0
For those of your who need more than a chimpanzee!!!
August fth, 2008 at 06:47 pm
So you're telling me this isn't the panda express?
August fth, 2008 at 06:26 pm
Ben takes a cab to the maul; his unicycle has a flat.
August fth, 2008 at 04:40 pm
The new Russian Car Anti-Theft Device.
August fth, 2008 at 03:17 pm
YYYEEEHHHAAA!!! that last mailbox flew like 50 feet when i hit it!!
August fth, 2008 at 02:17 pm
That's not a bear, that's my bitch
August fth, 2008 at 02:04 pm
"god damnit, this cab driver smells like shit"
August fth, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Time to roll up on these fools!!!
August fth, 2008 at 10:41 am
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
August fth, 2008 at 09:56 am
Taxi Driver: Where too?
Bear: To the gay bar! Need to pick up some cups.
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