Write a caption for this bear that had to get somewhere fast and you can win a copy of Order Up for the Wii. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified from HolyTaco.
See last week's winner after the jump:
Winner: Macker: Looks like they’re serving pressed ham in first class on this flight
Runner Ups: GirthyMcGirth: I’m Suprised he got passed security with all that crack!
Justin L: Ummm sir…thats not exactly what we meant by cockpit…
LoProMoFo every time i fly some asshole gets the window seat
Dustin: the new “Alternative” fuel source
Mr. T: President Bush flying over New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina disaster.
Chris: “Fly me to the moon…”
Passa: An official member of the vertical smile-high club
Holycow: is it me or does this plane make my ass look big? (that joke gets me every time)
Charles: I certainly hope they don’t serve nuts on this flight…..
Christian: Only assholes get to sit in first class.
Hey Cabbie... tell me how's my ass taste!
(This may be too much of a reach, unless you've heard Shaq's rap dedicated to Kobe. Oh well, it beats the hell out of repeating some sorry-ass Bear pun)
As the bear contemplates the term,"does a bear shit in the woods?,after feasting on some pedestrians. He hails the first cab he see's, realizing he is smack dab in suburbia!!
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
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August 6th, 2008 at 01:34 pm
Taxi Driver to Dispatch: "I'm having a bear of a time with this passenger of mine."
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August 6th, 2008 at 01:35 pm
^ sorry, horrible pun above.
August 6th, 2008 at 01:52 pm
Faster! I need to get soldier field NOW! There is a certain Rex I need to maul.
August 6th, 2008 at 01:56 pm
Fuckin Lol at "Follow that bitch! She Stole my porrige" michael.
My Caption "Guniess Book of Records:Taxi Driver with the biggest balls on the planet"
August 6th, 2008 at 02:02 pm
Pull over -- I see a hiker on the right!
August 6th, 2008 at 02:50 pm
Circus transportation sure has changed since the cages on the railroad.. you should see the hippo car.
August 6th, 2008 at 03:48 pm
"Shows up at my house, eats my porage, sleeps in my bed, well I going to see how she likes it when I take a dump in her bed!"
August 6th, 2008 at 04:12 pm
"Hey baby, you ever had a donkey punch from a grizzly!?"
August 6th, 2008 at 04:13 pm
In soviet Russia bear drives you.
August 6th, 2008 at 04:19 pm
Hey, I don't let my wife ride in front either.
August 6th, 2008 at 05:03 pm
Gotvmail.
August 6th, 2008 at 05:31 pm
(Insert lame joke with the word bear here)
August 6th, 2008 at 05:57 pm
Just drive casual, I'll be out with the Ranger's picnic basket.
August 6th, 2008 at 07:07 pm
Hey Cabbie... tell me how's my ass taste!
(This may be too much of a reach, unless you've heard Shaq's rap dedicated to Kobe. Oh well, it beats the hell out of repeating some sorry-ass Bear pun)
August 6th, 2008 at 07:15 pm
Step on it!!! Get me up river ahead of those damn salmon!!!
August 6th, 2008 at 07:21 pm
Do you have change for a pine cone?
August 6th, 2008 at 07:55 pm
"Hit the gas, Goldilocks is eating the porridge"
August 6th, 2008 at 08:17 pm
dam guy drives like an animal
August 6th, 2008 at 08:23 pm
Taxi driver: I usually don't pick up celebrities, but i voted for you 50 times on american idol Ruben
August 6th, 2008 at 08:31 pm
I just had a Vicodin and vodka, so there is a good chance that I am not looking at a bear in a cab...in Estonia. Whatever, Judge Judy is on.
August 6th, 2008 at 09:07 pm
"Faster"!
August 6th, 2008 at 09:25 pm
Seriosuly... I don't have a caption for this...
Who puts a fuckin bear in a cab?
August 6th, 2008 at 09:25 pm
Taxi Driver - "Okay Robin Williams, where to?"
August 6th, 2008 at 09:37 pm
west Philadelphia born and raised....
August 6th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
"Shit, I'm late for my next mauling."
August 6th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Hurry or I'll miss the circus.
August 6th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Step on it Goldy Nicko's on our ass.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:00 am
follow that trail of menstration!
August 7th, 2008 at 02:54 am
Well shit does that mean that not all popes are catholic?
August 7th, 2008 at 06:01 am
As the bear contemplates the term,"does a bear shit in the woods?,after feasting on some pedestrians. He hails the first cab he see's, realizing he is smack dab in suburbia!!
August 7th, 2008 at 09:01 am
A mother bear is generally very protective of her "cab".
August 7th, 2008 at 09:56 am
Taxi Driver: Where too?
Bear: To the gay bar! Need to pick up some cups.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
August 7th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Time to roll up on these fools!!!
August 7th, 2008 at 02:04 pm
"god damnit, this cab driver smells like shit"
August 7th, 2008 at 02:17 pm
That's not a bear, that's my bitch
August 7th, 2008 at 03:17 pm
YYYEEEHHHAAA!!! that last mailbox flew like 50 feet when i hit it!!
August 7th, 2008 at 04:40 pm
The new Russian Car Anti-Theft Device.
August 7th, 2008 at 06:26 pm
Ben takes a cab to the maul; his unicycle has a flat.
August 7th, 2008 at 06:47 pm
So you're telling me this isn't the panda express?
August 7th, 2008 at 07:07 pm
Trunk Monkey 2.0
For those of your who need more than a chimpanzee!!!
August 7th, 2008 at 07:21 pm
Ass gas or cash NOBODY rides for free...
August 7th, 2008 at 08:42 pm
This is Obviously a deleted scene from Borat
August 7th, 2008 at 09:18 pm
Due to the furry dice shortage, furry bears are now being used to ridicule other drivers.
August 7th, 2008 at 09:24 pm
Borat's Bear, now one rich sow, is fucking tired of walking to the dump.
August 7th, 2008 at 09:54 pm
Here's a Franklin. Now follow that pic-a-nic basket.
August 7th, 2008 at 09:57 pm
where too miss rosie o'donnel?
August 7th, 2008 at 09:59 pm
Any reason why you passed that black guy over there and picked me up instead?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
GooooddLooorrrrdd, this is the biggest ass plug ive ever had.
August 8th, 2008 at 02:39 am
labatt blue bear is smart enough to not drive under the influence
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