Write a caption for this bear that had to get somewhere fast and you can win a copy of Order Up for the Wii. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified from HolyTaco.
See last week's winner after the jump:
Winner: Macker: Looks like they’re serving pressed ham in first class on this flight
Runner Ups: GirthyMcGirth: I’m Suprised he got passed security with all that crack!
Justin L: Ummm sir…thats not exactly what we meant by cockpit…
LoProMoFo every time i fly some asshole gets the window seat
Dustin: the new “Alternative” fuel source
Mr. T: President Bush flying over New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina disaster.
Chris: “Fly me to the moon…”
Passa: An official member of the vertical smile-high club
Holycow: is it me or does this plane make my ass look big? (that joke gets me every time)
Charles: I certainly hope they don’t serve nuts on this flight…..
Christian: Only assholes get to sit in first class.
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August 8th, 2008 at 09:00 am
C'mon Boo Boo, We're off to find some pick-o-nick baskets!
August 8th, 2008 at 09:04 am
North to Alaska, it's tourist season!
August 8th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Fuck cab fare is expensive.
August 8th, 2008 at 07:06 pm
Shown in better days - R.I.P. BEARnie Mac
August 8th, 2008 at 07:11 pm
Hurry up, I cant bear to miss my flight!
August 8th, 2008 at 07:14 pm
Bear grills surviving a taxi cab ride.
August 8th, 2008 at 08:59 pm
Bearnie Mac on the way to the hospital, days before his death
August 8th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Step on it, I'm late! The Lion and Tiger are gonna be pissed, Oh My!
August 9th, 2008 at 02:04 am
Look driver, I said I'd give you a good tip if you got me some beer quick.
August 9th, 2008 at 02:30 am
To the woods man, quickly. Very quickly, if you get my drift.
August 9th, 2008 at 09:48 am
"Bearings" has been taken to a whole new level.
August 9th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Drive faster or I'll endanger your ass!
August 9th, 2008 at 01:49 pm
Another photo of Britney getting out of a taxi without a slip. and whitout a shaving.
August 9th, 2008 at 03:28 pm
I'm late for the shooting at the Dr. Doolittle set! My manager is gonna be pissed!
August 9th, 2008 at 03:49 pm
definition of government - the act of people whos shit don't stink to control the power of peoples shit whom they think that does stink.
August 9th, 2008 at 04:38 pm
"If only we got Favre, we would have won the division this season...screw Rex Grossman, I'm out of here."
August 9th, 2008 at 07:17 pm
Follow that pic-a-nick basket!!
August 9th, 2008 at 08:08 pm
Step on it Boo-Boo, that truck loaded with pic-a-nic baskets is gettin' awayyyyy!!!
August 10th, 2008 at 06:58 am
Berenstein bears : Going to New York
August 10th, 2008 at 08:57 am
Yes at the light bear right
August 10th, 2008 at 03:27 pm
OK, here comes the mailbox...you ready, bear?
August 10th, 2008 at 05:31 pm
BEASTIALITY DELIVERY NOW AVAILBLE IN YOUR AREA! Just dial 1-800-BEAR-BUT and ask for the Grizzly Adams special.
August 10th, 2008 at 06:10 pm
Bear: Why the hell does it always smell like lamb-kabob-curry in these cabs? Hey Habeeb, open the freakin' window will'ya!
August 11th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
August 11th, 2008 at 02:23 pm
Not even the bear could stand the overpowering stench of curry.
August 11th, 2008 at 02:54 pm
Step on it, will ya? The woods aren't going to shit in themselves....
August 11th, 2008 at 02:55 pm
Does a bear shit in the woods? NOT IF YOU DON'T HURRY THE F*CK UP!
August 11th, 2008 at 08:16 pm
Boy... he sure made the wrong choice in this weeks "What would you rather?".
August 11th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Hurry!Take me to the Triangle strip bar!!!
August 11th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Photo taken by Danny Glover on his new iPhone...
August 12th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Colbert's house! And quickly!
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