Romo and Simpson Do Nasty Nerd Style
Here’s a question: What do thirteen year old boys and Tony Romo have in common? If you answered “they both jack off to Jessica Simpson on their computer,” you’d be right. I also would have accepted “They both have never won an NFL playoff game,” as well as “They both pray to God they don’t get a noticeable boner when they meet thirteen year old girls.” Celebslam.com reports:
While he’s away at training camp preparing for yet another disappointing season with the Dallas Cowboys, Jessica Simpson’s been keeping the romance alive in her relationship with Tony Romo by doing sexy webcam strips for him.
First of all, he’s already banged Jessica Simpson, so whacking it to a grainy video of her is like living in a chateau in Italy and moving back to an apartment in Kansas that’s next to an Olive Garden. Secondly, masturbating to your girlfriend is sort of weird. Masturbation is your time to imagine a situation involving women who would never have sex with you unless you imagined a scenario ridiculous enough to give them no other option.
Either way, I don’t think Romo is paying attention to her during these video jerking sessions. I think his desktop probably looks a little more like this:
Tags: jessica simpson, terrell owens, tony romo
August 6th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Romo would love it if TO played center.
August 6th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Fuck Tony Romo…I hope he gets butthole cancer
August 6th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
aw don’t be upset ur girl looks like a linebacker instead of jessica simpson. Bet u he gets a win in the playoffs this year
August 7th, 2008 at 9:21 am
your to skinny and thats not a good thing
August 7th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
@Hooligan
You should talk to the Make A Wish people, they have a deal with the NFL.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Where’s a hacked IP link when you need it. Sooner or later Jess will screw up and send everyone on the net a free strip show (just like in American Pie).
Now that everyone knows she does it it won’t be long ’til it’s made pub(l)ic.
I wait with mastur(baited) breath.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
@JJ: You over thought (perhaps a first? sorry) that pun. It actually is spelled “bated” breath - which would have been outstanding wordplay. Unless your breath smells like Jessica, and then Tony will start following you around. And I’m with you; screw hacking an Apple Mac! Let’s work on nabbing this feed!