August 6th, 2008 | 02:34
Self Defense for Dorks - Watch more free videos
This self defense video reminds me of the time one of my friends took a karate class. I was over at his house after a class and he tried to show me what he'd learned. The conversation went like this:
Friend: OK, come at me. Attack me. I'll show you what I learned in karate class and block you.
Me: Come at you? Like, hit you?
Friend: Yeah.
[I come at him and take a swing.]
Friend: No, wait. Don't come at me like that. Come at me overhand, kind of like this.
Me: But people don't attack people like that.
Friend: No, do it overhand like this. But do it really slowly. And I'll totally stop it.
Me: I'm going home.
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August fth, 2008 at 11:33 pm
c'mon ben, haven't you ever watched in living color? jim carrey did a sketch just like that.
August fth, 2008 at 11:08 pm
"No, wait. Don’t come at me like that. Come at me overhand, kind of like this."
LOL
August fth, 2008 at 08:54 pm
Or you can use the David Elsewhere technique and just awe them into submission with some freakishly awesome moves!
August fth, 2008 at 08:13 pm
I believe that throat gouging maneuver is commonly referred to as the "fickled finger of fate". Bunch of ass-hats.
August fth, 2008 at 07:22 pm
Holy shit. I am dying. "Throw glasses at person" is priceless. "Mind if I take off my glasses fir-----HAI-YA!"
The death curl/ground kick is also priceless. "HELP! HELP!"
August fth, 2008 at 07:08 pm
These guys are really good. Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance
August fth, 2008 at 06:50 pm
Uh... that is one awesome mustache.
I will practicing the 'spit in face' and 'throw glasses at person' self defense techniques tonight with my neighbor the part time marijuana dealer. He has lots of time on his hands.
August fth, 2008 at 06:39 pm
"When you see us grimace out here we're not play acting...this hurts!"
I have been laughing at this shit for 30 minutes! The older dude is wearing the little dude out...and you can tell he's getting pissed...
This may be the funniest shit i have ever seen posted on holytaco.
August fth, 2008 at 06:08 pm
"Choking the shit out of someone" I love it. I almost shit myself laughing at these idiots.
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