When you get caught cheating a little guy in your brain runs over to a switch that is set on "normal" and flips it up to it's other setting, "Total bullshit." So, I especially love when politicians get caught cheating on their wives because their bullshit speak is on another level. Cnn.com reports:
Former Sen. John Edwards has admitted having an extramarital affair in 2006.
Now, here comes the awesome....
The former Democratic presidential candidate said he "made a serious error in judgment and conducted myself in a way that was disloyal to my family and to my core beliefs."
That might be the greatest way I've heard someone say "I got horny and f-ed some chick." I wish he had added to the end "But I was loyal to my penis' core beliefs."
I think we all should have known this was coming. If you paid close attention to the Kobe Bryant apology, you would have seen this:
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 8th, 2008 at 06:12 pm
fuck kobe bryant
August 9th, 2008 at 06:08 am
Edwards shouls have blamed that shit on Shaq too.
August 10th, 2008 at 02:41 pm
But at least it wasn't an act that took place in the men's room in the Minneapolis Airport!!
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