The moment I saw this excuse for not paying off an ebay purchase, I laughed so hard I almost killed my son. Not because I think the death of a child is funny, but because this person is clearly lying. And it takes an extra special kind of person to go so far as to claim the death of a child to buy a little extra time to pay for some piece of crap on ebay. I’m pretty sure a “Hey, is it OK if I pay you next week” would’ve been just fine.

Before you write in defending this person and asking me how I know he/she’s lying, ask yourself one thing: What kind of parent would be worried about paying ebay debts promptly on the day that his/her son died? And why take the time to send an email saying he/she will be able to do it next week? Anyone who’s used Paypal knows it takes the same amount of time to transfer money than it does to send off an email. And, I guess the grieving process is about a week long? And that just happens to be about the length of time it takes for money to get transferred into Paypal.

Sorry, there won’t be any more HolyTaco posts until next week because I die today. Thank.

Other crap to look at:
Naomi Millbank Smith doesn’t like clothes (cameltap)
Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy ass (drunkenstepfather)
Orsi Kocsis is her real name (gorillamask)
Free 3.5 pound hot dog if… (tastybooze)
Kim Kardashian bikini pics (doubleviking)
Eva Mendes does GQ (hornyoyster)
Hot for babysitter (comedy.com)

Tags: ebay, excuse

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