August 10th, 2008 | 09:04

Photo courtesy of splashnews

There's a dude in my office who sits next to me who drinks protein shakes three times a day in an attempt to get buff.  I think Jake Gyllenhaal ate that dude.  This picture is taken from the set of "Prince of Persia," which I'm guessing from the looks of this photo, is about a whiny hipster who decides he's going to become a homosexual icon.

I don't know if Gyllenhaal is taking steroids or not, but let's do a little case study.  Here's Barry Bonds both pre and post steroids:

Now here's Gyllenhaal a year ago:

and now:

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11 Responses to "Jake Gyllenhaal On Steroids? You Be The Judge"

  1. The Shizz Says:

    Funniest photoshop this week...

  2. Mike Says:

    Seth----Persians ARE white people. They aren't Arabs. They are more caucasian than anything else. Let me rephrase----there are white Persians.

  3. Robert G. Says:

    yeah, he does not look like he bulked up to much, but he did clearly put on muscle, and drop body fat. if you look at the pic from a year ago, he had no definition, now he is pretty ripped.

  4. Robert P. Says:

    Give me $8 million guarantee and a year and I'd look like that as well. If you look closely, he really hasn't gotten THAT much bigger, just ripped.

  5. Says:

    3-4 months with a personal trainer will get you looking like that without any steroids

  6. Seth Says:

    who cares if this douche bag takes steroids. also how the hell is this white guy gona play prince of persia? you figure the prince of persia would be persian.

  7. Pratik Says:

    1. Good lord he blew up. Went from scrawny gay cowboy to the Incredible Hulk.
    2. That chick's probably thinking "I hope the roids haven't powerslammed his testicles into dust yet."
    3. Sweet! Prince of Persia movie!

  8. andrew Says:

    i'd fuck that second pic of jake

    or would it fuck me?

  9. L Says:

    The Gyllenhaals just can't get a break. Why must everyone hate them so?

    Also, this is completely unrelated, but aren't Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal the same person? It is time to end the charade.

  10. Tickaz Says:

    DUDE he looks like a unit in that top photo

  11. GhostlikeSwayze Says:

    Wow...he just looks f'ing creepy...lots of steroids...I guess he is trying to keep up that Brokeback fanbase...I think I just threw up in my mouth...

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