August 10th, 2008 | 09:04
Photo courtesy of splashnews
There's a dude in my office who sits next to me who drinks protein shakes three times a day in an attempt to get buff. I think Jake Gyllenhaal ate that dude. This picture is taken from the set of "Prince of Persia," which I'm guessing from the looks of this photo, is about a whiny hipster who decides he's going to become a homosexual icon.
I don't know if Gyllenhaal is taking steroids or not, but let's do a little case study. Here's Barry Bonds both pre and post steroids:
Now here's Gyllenhaal a year ago:
and now:
![](mailto:?subject=Jake Gyllenhaal On Steroids? You Be The Judge&body=<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jakebuff.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3340" title="jakebuff" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jakebuff.jpg" alt="" width="485" height="730" /></a></p>
<p>Photo courtesy of <a href="http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2008/08/jake-gyllenhall-is-shirtless-i.html" target="_blank">splashnews</a></p>
<p>There's a dude in my office who sits next to me who drinks protein shakes three times a day in an attempt to get buff. I think Jake Gyllenhaal ate that dude. This picture is taken from the set of "Prince of Persia," which I'm guessing from the looks of this photo, is about a whiny hipster who decides he's going to become a homosexual icon.</p>
<p>I don't know if Gyllenhaal is taking steroids or not, but let's do a little case study. Here's Barry Bonds both pre and post steroids:</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/barrybonds.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3341" title="barrybonds" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/barrybonds.jpg" alt="" width="385" height="299" /></a></p>
<p>Now here's Gyllenhaal a year ago:</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jakeskinny.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3342" title="jakeskinny" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jakeskinny.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="322" /></a></p>
<p>and now:</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jakeroids.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3343" title="jakeroids" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jakeroids.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="898" /></a></p>
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August fth, 2008 at 02:51 pm
Funniest photoshop this week...
August fth, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Seth----Persians ARE white people. They aren't Arabs. They are more caucasian than anything else. Let me rephrase----there are white Persians.
August fth, 2008 at 07:29 pm
yeah, he does not look like he bulked up to much, but he did clearly put on muscle, and drop body fat. if you look at the pic from a year ago, he had no definition, now he is pretty ripped.
August fth, 2008 at 06:59 pm
Give me $8 million guarantee and a year and I'd look like that as well. If you look closely, he really hasn't gotten THAT much bigger, just ripped.
August fth, 2008 at 04:38 pm
3-4 months with a personal trainer will get you looking like that without any steroids
August fth, 2008 at 07:20 am
who cares if this douche bag takes steroids. also how the hell is this white guy gona play prince of persia? you figure the prince of persia would be persian.
August fth, 2008 at 05:16 am
1. Good lord he blew up. Went from scrawny gay cowboy to the Incredible Hulk.
2. That chick's probably thinking "I hope the roids haven't powerslammed his testicles into dust yet."
3. Sweet! Prince of Persia movie!
August fth, 2008 at 03:39 am
i'd fuck that second pic of jake
or would it fuck me?
August fth, 2008 at 02:40 am
The Gyllenhaals just can't get a break. Why must everyone hate them so?
Also, this is completely unrelated, but aren't Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal the same person? It is time to end the charade.
August fth, 2008 at 11:28 pm
DUDE he looks like a unit in that top photo
August fth, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Wow...he just looks f'ing creepy...lots of steroids...I guess he is trying to keep up that Brokeback fanbase...I think I just threw up in my mouth...
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