August 10th, 2008 | 05:24
I remember once in college, a bunch of my friends came over and we got super high and started talking about which 90210 character we'd be. It was an insanely stupid conversation but the reason I remember it was because my roommate looked at this girl sitting across from us, who lived next door, and goes "dude, you'd totally be Tori Spelling," and the girl bursts in to tears and goes "f*&k you?!" and did a spaghetti armed run out of the apartment. Then it was quiet for a second and that chick's boyfriend looked at my roommate and said super seriously, "not cool, man. Way not cool." I think that pretty much sums up Tori Spelling, so it's no surprise to me the CW is passive aggressively trying to get her out of the 90210 remake. Usmagazine.com reports:
Tori Spelling has changed her mind about returning to Beverly Hills, 90210 as Donna Martin.
The confirmation comes after DeadlineHollywoodDaily.com reported Monday that Spelling, 35, pulled out after learning that co-stars Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty were earning $35,000-$50,000 per episode compared to Spelling's $10,000-$20,000 per episode salary.
I'm really hoping the CW execs had a meeting with her and brought out a big chart and were like "See, it's a simple equation. On a scale of 1-10, let's rate your talent at a 2. Now on that same scale, let's rate your father's aliveness at a 1. Two plus one equals three. Now take Scott, the building Janitor. His talent is a 3, and your father's aliveness is still a 1. Three plus one equals four. Thus, we can't justify paying you more than Scott.
I wonder if when they offered her the check, it looked like this:
![](mailto:?subject=Nobody Wants Tori Spelling. Nobody.&body=<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/torispellling.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3338" title="torispellling" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/torispellling.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="622" /></a></p>
<p>I remember once in college, a bunch of my friends came over and we got super high and started talking about which 90210 character we'd be. It was an insanely stupid conversation but the reason I remember it was because my roommate looked at this girl sitting across from us, who lived next door, and goes "dude, you'd totally be <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/Tori_Spelling" target="_blank">Tori Spelling</a>," and the girl bursts in to tears and goes "f*&k you?!" and did a spaghetti armed run out of the apartment. Then it was quiet for a second and that chick's boyfriend looked at my roommate and said super seriously, "not cool, man. Way not cool." I think that pretty much sums up Tori Spelling, so it's no surprise to me the CW is passive aggressively trying to get her out of the 90210 remake. <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/tori-spelling-no-plans-to-appear-on-90210-spinoff" target="_blank">Usmagazine.com</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Tori Spelling</strong> has changed her mind about returning to <em>Beverly Hills, 90210</em> as Donna Martin.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The confirmation comes after DeadlineHollywoodDaily.com reported Monday that Spelling, 35, pulled out after learning that co-stars <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/Jennie_Garth" target="_blank"><strong>Jennie Garth</strong></a> and <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/Shannen-Doherty" target="_blank">Shannen Doherty</a> were earning $35,000-$50,000 per episode compared to Spelling's $10,000-$20,000 per episode salary.</p></blockquote>
<p>I'm really hoping the CW execs had a meeting with her and brought out a big chart and were like "See, it's a simple equation. On a scale of 1-10, let's rate your talent at a 2. Now on that same scale, let's rate your father's aliveness at a 1. Two plus one equals three. Now take Scott, the building Janitor. His talent is a 3, and your father's aliveness is still a 1. Three plus one equals four. Thus, we can't justify paying you more than Scott.</p>
<p>I wonder if when they offered her the check, it looked like this:</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/toricheck.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3337" title="toricheck" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/toricheck.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="235" /></a></p>
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August fst, 2008 at 05:39 pm
I think Tori is O.K.But I did not approve of her Father's capitalistic way of doing business with people and organizations who were somewhat Imperialistic like Newscorp.
Dan
August fst, 2008 at 03:18 pm
I used to laugh like the rest of you at her, then I started watching her show and saw just how real and down to earth she really is. I think most of you are jealous of her and her big name.
August fth, 2008 at 06:59 am
Dude... seriously? I really dont see how you could get the time to write stupid stuff like this. Tori is awesome and never did anything to you so find a new hobby. No one likes a jerk and especially when they are hurting inoscent people
August fth, 2008 at 06:54 am
I love her and her show ! I havent missed a single episode. she's real as they come!
August fth, 2008 at 02:15 am
why would all of you people that said those ugly things, have your lives turned out so bad that the only thing that makes you feel better is to talk drirt on somone else. GROW UP look at the board in your eye in stead of the little splinter in someone else's
August fth, 2008 at 07:05 am
~I LOVE YOU TORI!!!!,COME TOO ST.LOUIS WE WILL SHOW YOU THE LOVE!!!!!
August fth, 2008 at 07:03 am
"YOU FUCKERS NEED TO FIND SOMETHING BETTER TOO DO!!
TORI IS THE BOMB!!!!!
YOU NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE SHE IS TRYING TO MAKE HER FAMILY WORK,YOU FUCKING VULTURES!!!!!
August fth, 2008 at 04:09 am
I write the very same kinda check to my special ladyfriend, whenever I wanna hit the bars without krushgroove(my term of endearment for her).
Chick is always krushin' my groove, when she tags along 2 the bars. Bustin' my ballz about petty little, insignificant bullshit that she thinks deserves a serious discussion.
I just tell her she should go shopping, buy herself somethin' nice. Whilst I go to the bar 2 watch the game, and work on raising my body's tolerance for booze.
Gotta luv the 'memo/for' line on checks. Gives you an opportunity to get creative, and have fun with the addressee.
August fth, 2008 at 12:39 am
You know you are ugly when the CW doesn't even want you on the show that your family had such a huge part in. Go watch Domino and see Brian Austin Green get the shit kicked out of him the entire movie.
August fth, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Funniest thing I have read all day
August fth, 2008 at 09:41 pm
Maybe Brooke Hogan could take her place? Her talent level is about the same and she'd work for less. The best part of all is she's just as FUGLY.
August fth, 2008 at 07:45 pm
I'm just wondering how droopy her nipples are... 100% down or mainly down but looking like there's still some effort left in the old baggers.
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