Write a caption of whatever the hell is going on in this photo and you can win a copy of the world's greatest video game: Madden 09. And while you're at it, check out the 20 Years of Madden covers. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump:
Winner: Ed: Well shit, does that mean that not all popes are Catholic?
Runner Ups:
Michael: Follow that bitch! She has my porridge!
Kauzmo: “To the woods STAT, I gotta take a dump!”
Carlos: The new Russian Car Anti-Theft Device.
KG: Bearnie Mac on the way to the hospital, days before his death (for being, quite possibly, the worst pun I have ever heard in my life.)
The dancing guy in a banana suit was unavailable, so Scooby Dum (Scooby Doo's uncle) had to settle for a $10 crackhead. See, he's still wearing his rehab card around his neck.
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August 12th, 2008 at 02:51 pm
The night Scooby Doo and Shaggy decided never to try ecstasy again.
August 12th, 2008 at 02:59 pm
This is why i don't touch any surface in a hotel room.
August 12th, 2008 at 03:11 pm
What do Catholic Priests and McGruff the Crime Dog have in common? They both love handjobs from under age teenagers.
August 12th, 2008 at 03:11 pm
After Oom Bop, the Hanson boys resorted to beastiality to make some cash.
August 12th, 2008 at 03:16 pm
You are not my grandmother...and where the hell is my red riding hood?
August 12th, 2008 at 03:23 pm
AAAAASTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 12th, 2008 at 03:25 pm
Being kicked out of Metallica aside, the pain of Dave Mustaine's brief journey into the world of sport mascot bestiality still lingers...
August 12th, 2008 at 03:34 pm
Thanks dad, but I can take it from here...
August 12th, 2008 at 03:36 pm
Astroglide: a young man's foray into the seedy underground of personal lubricants
August 12th, 2008 at 03:36 pm
Whats more disturbing than scooby holding shaggy is, shaggy grabbing his scooby snacks
August 12th, 2008 at 03:39 pm
The dancing guy in a banana suit was unavailable, so Scooby Dum (Scooby Doo's uncle) had to settle for a $10 crackhead. See, he's still wearing his rehab card around his neck.
August 12th, 2008 at 03:40 pm
Donnie After Darko.
August 12th, 2008 at 03:49 pm
Sam is going to teach Frodo where to hide the one ring...
August 12th, 2008 at 03:51 pm
Sorry the place is such a mess!........hopefully that doesn't make it too awkward for you!
August 12th, 2008 at 03:53 pm
After being butt raped by a furby, Heath Graham changed his name to heather....Among other things
August 12th, 2008 at 03:54 pm
When dressing up in an animal suit is normal for you, your fantasies involve Jake Busey as an Olympic swimmer and your love slave.
August 12th, 2008 at 03:55 pm
Crap, why can't you guys just stick a whiskey bottle up my ass like all the other frats?
August 12th, 2008 at 04:02 pm
Fox and the Hound II: Backstage Pass
August 12th, 2008 at 04:11 pm
Little red riding hood is going to be shitty that she was late to the party and lost out to her older brother!
August 12th, 2008 at 04:19 pm
There really is nothing Chris Hanson won't do to catch a predator.
August 12th, 2008 at 04:26 pm
Elroy Jetson grows up to be another disturbed chilhood star.
-Judy...Do I have to take another picture?
August 12th, 2008 at 04:26 pm
"you've been told not to, but daddy likey if you cry wolf"
August 12th, 2008 at 04:29 pm
Note to self: Avoid couger bars!
August 12th, 2008 at 04:40 pm
After moving away from home, Ted had to find a new dog that would show him his Red Rocket.
August 12th, 2008 at 04:40 pm
Why does our music always get played in the background of these things?
August 12th, 2008 at 04:49 pm
Why are you wearing that stupid human suit
August 12th, 2008 at 04:52 pm
Dave Mustaine from Megadeth enjoying Scooby's Red Rocket
August 12th, 2008 at 04:55 pm
You're about to see the REAL doggy style.
August 12th, 2008 at 05:00 pm
Astro just made Carrot-Top his bitch!!
August 12th, 2008 at 05:12 pm
I swear there's not a Scooby Snack down there!!
August 12th, 2008 at 05:14 pm
"Give the dog a bone huh"? Not this time bitch.
August 12th, 2008 at 05:15 pm
Don't worry the Roofies I gave you are gonna make you forget all about it.
August 12th, 2008 at 05:24 pm
Does these one toe shoes really make me look gay?
August 12th, 2008 at 05:41 pm
Scooby Doo about to fuck boy tarzan in the ass........The before picture...wouldn't want to see the after...
August 12th, 2008 at 05:41 pm
Unfortunately, the boy had cried wolf one too many times that this particular call went unanswered.
August 12th, 2008 at 05:42 pm
Jean-Claude, who had become bored with his sex life, decided to take doggy-style to a whole new level.
August 12th, 2008 at 05:49 pm
The Coreys have their own reality show...why not Shaggy and Scooby?
August 12th, 2008 at 05:53 pm
show up at the dorms in cutoff jeans and sandles...you pretty much get what you deserve
August 12th, 2008 at 05:53 pm
When you really love the Penn State Nittany Lions, it shows.
August 12th, 2008 at 05:55 pm
Damn it, I told you to take off the visitor's pass. Now you're just gonna look ridiculous.
August 12th, 2008 at 06:04 pm
He would do anything to get into Penn State. And by anything he meant lots of buttsex.
August 12th, 2008 at 06:08 pm
Billy should have known the "FREE REACH-AROUND" promotion at that sketchy Vegas hotel was too good to be true.
August 12th, 2008 at 06:08 pm
He didn't have to huff or puff, but there might be some blowing...
August 12th, 2008 at 06:14 pm
He huffed and he puffed and blew my...oooo...OOOOO...YES, YOU FUCKIN' WHORE!!! Okay, get off me. No cuddling. ZZZZZZZZZZ
August 12th, 2008 at 06:16 pm
Finally the true story behind Dave Mustaine's banishment from Metallica
August 12th, 2008 at 06:17 pm
Elroy grew up to be a very naughty boy
August 12th, 2008 at 06:18 pm
"Ruh-roh!"
August 12th, 2008 at 06:20 pm
GenCon after dark
August 12th, 2008 at 06:33 pm
A homo in wolves' clothing
August 12th, 2008 at 06:48 pm
A young Jesus shows us how he distracted the wolf that came sniffing around his "flock."
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