August 12th, 2008 | 11:34
Age: 30
Where you've seen her: Since you're probably not French, you've only seen Melissa Theuriau doing her French news anchor job on Break.com, Youtube.com or images.Google.com.
Pointless quote: “I never wanted attention because of my looks”
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<p><strong>Age:</strong> 30</p>
<p><strong>Where you've seen her:</strong> Since you're probably not French, you've only seen <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/melissa-theuriau/ "target="_blank"><strong>Melissa Theuriau</strong></a> doing her French news anchor job on Break.com, Youtube.com or images.Google.com. </p>
<p><strong>Pointless quote:</strong> âI never wanted attention because of my looksâ </p>
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August fth, 2008 at 10:55 pm
damn now i have to clean my computer screen
August fth, 2008 at 01:41 pm
WOW...Just heard my bros told me some hot models are putting up their profile on a tall dating site: Tallmingle.C o M ,are they just on fire or what??
August fth, 2008 at 03:34 pm
She never wanted attention because of her looks? Maybe she should've stuck to French news radio instead.
August fth, 2008 at 03:33 pm
She is incroyable
August fth, 2008 at 02:46 pm
She makes the rest of the world look ugly.
August fth, 2008 at 02:24 pm
Dude, do all French chicks have gray rectangles for nipples? It's kinda hot, in a Lego sort of way...
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