I don't need to tell you the multiple levels of mind blowing awesome that are in this video, but I'm going to anyway. In the form of a liveblog:
:49 - The first good look at Tesh's perfectly groomed goatee. Look at those clean lines!
:52 - Shit! That's Tesh's REAL answering machine! Shit!
1:02-1:11 - Whoa! It's Tesh rocking out to a recording of Tesh rocking out! That's almost too many Tesh's to handle! (Almost!)
1:23 - Watch out, Piano! Tesh is running over to you for a seriously kickass version of "Roundball Rock!"
1:34 - While he already knows the answer, Tesh casually looks up to see how blown away the crowd is by this, THE GREATEST SONG EVER!
1:46 - Tesh pulls a sweet lean back because he is so overcome with the brutalfying crushiality of this ear-blowing jam. Don't fall over, Tesh!
1:53 - I think this is a breakdown. Phew, time to catch our Tesh...I mean breath! (LOL)
2:16 - Hair flip!
2:26 - Is it over?!?!?
2:29 - No!!!!
2:42 - This guitar solo is sooooo searing, no one could possibilty try and top it!
2:47 - NO EFFING WAY! The violinist just stepped in and opened up a can of four-string whoopass!
2:52 - And the guitarist answers! It's a VIOLIN/GUITAR fight in a John Tesh song! My soul just caught on fire and burned down my body!!!!!
3:04 - WHAT?!?!? The violinist and guitarist just joined forces! (Fight ends in a draw!)
3:14 - Tesh is back!
3:40 - Take a bow, JT. You have taken our hearts, flown them up into the stratosphere, toyed with them for three mi nutes and fourty seven seconds and safely brought us back down to earth. You are truly...John Tesh.
ooh, maybe tesh can do the theme to super mario bros. next... then at the end he grabs a mic and does the part when mario gets hit by a turtle and dies.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 18th, 2008 at 08:08 pm
ooh, maybe tesh can do the theme to super mario bros. next... then at the end he grabs a mic and does the part when mario gets hit by a turtle and dies.
August 18th, 2008 at 08:09 pm
Reprehensible
August 18th, 2008 at 08:10 pm
I think the only man that could have stopped all that hair-flying madness is Mr. Chuck Norris himself.
August 19th, 2008 at 05:15 am
That was soo Tesh
August 19th, 2008 at 06:22 am
I think you forgot ' 3:22 - John Tesh loves his piano, alot. '
August 19th, 2008 at 09:32 am
Thank God I don't play guitar and have my hair like that, imagine the faces he makes when he shits. Or when tesh is taking his a train for a a ride.
Sould tesh be capitailized as in a proper noun?
August 19th, 2008 at 07:27 pm
Dude... Tesh? ...Really?
August 19th, 2008 at 08:26 pm
It burns! It burrrns!!
October 30th, 2008 at 06:14 am
who goes to these things? better yet, who pays money to go to these things? do they buy tour tshirts? do they brag to their buddies the next day? ugh
January 13th, 2010 at 02:18 pm
I met John Tesh, he's a pretty cool guy. Then because he's John Fucking Tesh, he nailed my girl. I couldnt have been more proud.
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