The Sweetest Song About Ann Coulter You'll Ever Hear

August 18th, 2008 | 11:45 am


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I'm not really sure if Ann Coulter is still alive and doing her "I hate the Jews and the 9/11 widows and the poor, but I love unborn babies" schtick, but if she is, I bet she'd love to be serenaded with this romantic love song. At first I thought this was Zach Galifakanananashanana (I'm not a good speller) singing this little ditty, but apparently it's someone named Christ "Isto" White. It's nice to see that the guitar-strumming troubadours aren't all dead and gone. Thank God there's still guys like Isto out there, touching our hearts with their sweet melodies.

This song is a little old, but I'd never seen it before. If you have, I sort of apologize.

Other crap to look at:
Kristen Bell is scared of the sun (drunkenstepfather)
Hayden Panettiere gets dolled up (cameltap)
Rock Me Sexy Jesus is another good song (comedy.com)
Chainsaw Maid! (doubleviking)
Amanda Brette Pogrell is attractive (gorillamask)
Jennifer Walcott is also attractive (hornyoyster)
Sexy chicks and cars (funtasticus)
Heidi Montag is still making crappy music (theblemish)
Cisco Adler gets denied at the velvet rope. Awkward! (BestWeekEver)
Which ass would you tap? (FListed)
How many sexual partners is too many? (thefrisky)

Comments

9 Responses to "The Sweetest Song About Ann Coulter You'll Ever Hear"

  1. bruce Says:

    I agree with the sentiment of this song.

  2. Poe Says:

    Another stupid piece of liberal shit. Horny Taco has to be run by a load of fudge packing faggots.

  3. Dr_Strangepork Says:

    Yes, Poe good work demonstrating how sensible and open-minded the conservative side is.

  4. Poe Says:

    Just like the song, good one porky, dumb ass.

  5. Gwaihir502 Says:

    As deliberately divisive and provocative as Ann Coulter’s rants are, the cleverest retort this lightweight can come up with is “I’d like to f*** some sense into her?” It must be funny because he said “F***.” Use your stem-cell research to grow a brain.

  6. crumb Says:

    "I like to delete them". Awesome.

    Poe, go suck (another) dick.

  7. mackeaveli Says:

    Poe is an idiot not only was that funny, but Ann Coulter is an ass hat and an embarrassment not only to other republicans, but to humanity. But she has a purty mouth and a sweet ass and I want to grudge fuck her too.

    And any idiot (~cough~ Gwaihir~ who is against curing children of horrible diseases because of killing some stem cells that can never become a baby should go get bent too. I hope your children get MS.

  8. Kevin Says:

    This page exposes liberals to be quite unknowledgeable. She has nothing against Jews or Judaism. Even a 30 second perusal of her work would show this. But liberals can't be bothered to waste 30 seconds of their lives to learn the truth of things I guess.

    Oh well. Enjoy your life on the government dole.

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