Reader Johnny W. sent in these pictures of his friend's cat in a fight with a rat. These pictures are pretty unbelievable, but he has sworn on his life to me that they're real. Which, in the internet world means a lot. Anyway, every time I've seen two humans fight, they always make super retarded faces, so it's nice to know that animals do the same. For your viewing pleasure, I'll break this down by rounds.
ROUND 1
The cat has come out in full force. This is just like the T-rex/Raptor scene at the end of the first Jurassic Park except we don't have to look at Laura Dern use her "I have to shit" face in place of actual acting. ROUND 1 Winner: Cat
ROUND 2
I don't even know what to say about this picture. I'm not even sure what's going on. This looks like a scene from one of those Pixar movies where they try to parody the matrix. The cat looks stupid though, so I guess the rat wins. ROUND 2 Winner: Rat
ROUND 3
Looking at this picture I have no idea how anyone has EVER caught a rat in the history of the world. It's launched it's body through the air like a small furry missile, leaving the cat standing there, looking like it's trying to karaoke a Guns N' Roses song. ROUND 3 WINNER: Rat
ROUND 4
Now I'm emotionally invested in the rat. I don't even like this picture. Stupid f*&king cat.
Sorry, rat fans. It looks to me like every pic there shows the cat "playing" with the near-dead rat by tossing it around.
I've lived with cats for many years, and have seen them enjoy this "sport" many, many times.
Not faked, just a cat tossing around a rat it's killed. The funny part when cats do this is when they start to get bored or finally realize their "playmate" is dead and they just kinda sadly paw at it as if to say "Hey, come on, don't you want to play any more?? Awww, man you suck, I'm goona go lick my balls instead."
Also, if I could photoshop that well I would waste that time glorifying myself rather than one of my cats. Here's the IMG code if it will help:
[IMG]http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t342/mdsmdsmds/BvR5.jpg[/IMG]
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August 19th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
In #2 the cat appears to have taken the entourage approach and bore the rat to death with his Vincent Chase Impression
August 19th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Amazing pictures. Reminds me of UFC.
August 19th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
that rat is fucking toast....
August 19th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Sorry, rat fans. It looks to me like every pic there shows the cat "playing" with the near-dead rat by tossing it around.
I've lived with cats for many years, and have seen them enjoy this "sport" many, many times.
August 19th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Better then a Kimbo fight...
August 20th, 2008 at 02:06 am
Obvious fakes. But very funny.
August 20th, 2008 at 03:38 am
2nd picture looks to me like a street fighter upper cut by the rat! Addiukin!!!!!!
August 20th, 2008 at 04:11 am
Fake it's not. Just a good ole Louisana Katrina Queen.
I know the shooter and Lil Bit is a ghetto street cat from New Orleans
August 20th, 2008 at 06:53 am
Clearly photoshopped, as is any sort of image or media on the internet ever.
August 20th, 2008 at 08:20 am
laura dern joke wasnt funny, you fail!!
August 20th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Not faked, just a cat tossing around a rat it's killed. The funny part when cats do this is when they start to get bored or finally realize their "playmate" is dead and they just kinda sadly paw at it as if to say "Hey, come on, don't you want to play any more?? Awww, man you suck, I'm goona go lick my balls instead."
August 20th, 2008 at 01:22 pm
i love it when cats lick their balls!
August 20th, 2008 at 01:48 pm
Damnit I needed a rat win today and I was denied. Very cool pictures though and I am not sure but I dont think they are pshopped.
August 20th, 2008 at 06:10 pm
I love that Stuart Little face it makes in the third picture.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I took the pictures, they're not faked. Doobie doo & Zinger have it right. In fact, here's a link to a pic of 'Bit doing exactly what doobie said.
http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t342/mdsmdsmds/BvR5.jpg
Also, if I could photoshop that well I would waste that time glorifying myself rather than one of my cats. Here's the IMG code if it will help:
[IMG]http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t342/mdsmdsmds/BvR5.jpg[/IMG]
August 20th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I took the pictures, they're not faked. Doobie doo & Zinger have it right. In fact, here's a link to a pic of 'Bit doing exactly what doobie said.
http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t342/mdsmdsmds/BvR5.jpg
Also, if I could photoshop that well I would waste that time glorifying myself rather than one of my cats.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Why people so sure images fake? 'Cuz of the rats ginormous package? Nah man, thats how rats roll.
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:47 am
XDDDDDDDD
You are a fucking legend.
August 24th, 2008 at 07:43 pm
This is not the first unfortunate smaller animal Lil' Bit has "fought" with. Seems like she still prefers my front lawn for playing with her prey.
September 16th, 2008 at 08:20 am
wow, it's The One, the Rat that will bring stability to the wrat. Neo Rat.
Round 3, the rat is even laughing!
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