People use emoticons every day to replace the way they feel, plans they might have, or thoughts they wish to share. Instant Messenger has provided us with hundreds of smiley faced options, but we decided to show you a few emoticons they rejected.
9. I just ate at the Olive Garden
8. I may have traded your iPod for meth.
7. I used to be a Nazi, but that's between me and you!
6. You should come over later so I can show you my new arm tattoo.
5. I feel like getting my salad tossed by a homeless person!
4. I'm pretty coked up right now.
3. I'm starting to get tired of my cell mate raping me.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 20th, 2008 at 05:20 pm
ROFLMFAO!!!
August 20th, 2008 at 05:47 pm
These aren't bad, but have you ever thought of upping your art a bit and producing them in paint? It's cutting edge.
August 20th, 2008 at 05:57 pm
You forgot the one that is "I get turned on by zombies."
August 20th, 2008 at 08:02 pm
These were awesome! I liked the Ipod one lol. You should make one including David Elsewhere and his sick moves!
August 20th, 2008 at 09:27 pm
what about the "I jerk off to anal fisting videos" face
August 21st, 2008 at 01:40 pm
What do you do when a bird shits in your mouth? Don't ask her out on another date!
August 22nd, 2008 at 03:20 pm
Awesome
August 25th, 2008 at 06:41 pm
good stuff. now if we can only add them into aim or forums.
August 26th, 2008 at 03:26 am
How is this even remotely funny?
Is your sense of humor suffering from cancer?
You guys all fail
September 23rd, 2008 at 01:21 am
these aren't very funny.
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:10 am
these are sweet!
September 24th, 2008 at 08:38 am
Dildo_Slice, i know that face.
September 29th, 2008 at 01:03 am
this shit's retarded, dawg
October 12th, 2009 at 09:27 am
your site blows and so do these god fucking awful smileys
December 22nd, 2009 at 05:20 pm
Love the Hitler One! I WANT IT!
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