August 20th, 2008 | 05:26
People use emoticons every day to replace the way they feel, plans they might have, or thoughts they wish to share. Instant Messenger has provided us with hundreds of smiley faced options, but we decided to show you a few emoticons they rejected.
9. I just ate at the Olive Garden
8. I may have traded your iPod for meth.
7. I used to be a Nazi, but that's between me and you!
6. You should come over later so I can show you my new arm tattoo.
5. I feel like getting my salad tossed by a homeless person!
4. I'm pretty coked up right now.
3. I'm starting to get tired of my cell mate raping me.
2. I've been getting in to bestiality.
1. I have to take my retarded brother to the park
![](mailto:?subject=9 Emoticons Rejected By Instant Messenger&body=<p>People use emoticons every day to replace the way they feel, plans they might have, or thoughts they wish to share. Instant Messenger has provided us with hundreds of smiley faced options, but we decided to show you a few emoticons they rejected.</p>
<p>9. <strong>I just ate at the Olive Garden</strong><br />
<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ijustateattheolivegarden.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3614" title="ijustateattheolivegarden" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ijustateattheolivegarden.jpg" alt="" width="335" height="298" /></a></p>
<p>8. <strong>I may have traded your iPod for meth.</strong><br />
<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/methheademoticon.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3617" title="methheademoticon" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/methheademoticon.jpg" alt="" width="317" height="264" /></a></p>
<p>7.<strong> I used to be a Nazi, but that's between me and you! </strong><br />
<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/naziemoticon.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3618" title="naziemoticon" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/naziemoticon.jpg" alt="" width="362" height="362" /></a></p>
<p>6. <strong>You should come over later so I can show you my new arm tattoo.</strong><br />
<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/daterapeemoticon.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3613" title="daterapeemoticon" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/daterapeemoticon.jpg" alt="" width="363" height="338" /></a></p>
<p>5. <strong>I feel like getting my salad tossed by a homeless person!</strong><br />
<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tossingsaladsisfun.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3619" title="tossingsaladsisfun" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tossingsaladsisfun.jpg" alt="" width="321" height="340" /></a></p>
<p>4. <strong>I'm pretty coked up right now.</strong><br />
<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/cokedupemoticon.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3612" title="cokedupemoticon" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/cokedupemoticon.jpg" alt="" width="260" height="240" /></a></p>
<p>3. <strong>I'm starting to get tired of my cell mate raping me.</strong><br />
<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jailbuttfucking.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3616" title="jailbuttfucking" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jailbuttfucking.jpg" alt="" width="347" height="348" /></a></p>
<p>2. <strong>I've been getting in to bestiality.</strong><br />
<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/imgettingintobestiality.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3615" title="imgettingintobestiality" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/imgettingintobestiality.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>1. <strong>I have to take my retarded brother to the park</strong><br />
<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/retardedbrother.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3620" title="retardedbrother" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/retardedbrother.jpg" alt="" width="353" height="346" /></a></p>
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September fth, 2008 at 01:03 am
this shit's retarded, dawg
September fth, 2008 at 08:38 am
Dildo_Slice, i know that face.
September frd, 2008 at 04:10 am
these are sweet!
September frd, 2008 at 01:21 am
these aren't very funny.
August fth, 2008 at 03:26 am
How is this even remotely funny?
Is your sense of humor suffering from cancer?
You guys all fail
August fth, 2008 at 06:41 pm
good stuff. now if we can only add them into aim or forums.
August fnd, 2008 at 03:20 pm
Awesome
August fst, 2008 at 01:40 pm
What do you do when a bird shits in your mouth? Don't ask her out on another date!
August fth, 2008 at 09:27 pm
what about the "I jerk off to anal fisting videos" face
August fth, 2008 at 08:02 pm
These were awesome! I liked the Ipod one lol. You should make one including David Elsewhere and his sick moves!
August fth, 2008 at 05:57 pm
You forgot the one that is "I get turned on by zombies."
August fth, 2008 at 05:47 pm
These aren't bad, but have you ever thought of upping your art a bit and producing them in paint? It's cutting edge.
August fth, 2008 at 05:20 pm
ROFLMFAO!!!
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