The poor, poor Cincinnati Reds. First they trade away Ken Griffey, Jr, their beloved son. Then they traded away Adam Dunn, their beloved fat son. And now their left with a team no one wants to watch. So what's the best way to get Cincinnatians down to the ballpark? Well, clearly you pair your hottest female mascot up with the local weatherdouche and have them...uhh, dance...and then...race around the newsroom. Because dancing and racing...weathermen...translates...into...ticket...sales? This is so weird and insanely uncomfortable to watch that I'm not even sure if the Reds marketing person who thought this up should be fired or promoted. (Let's go with fired, just to be safe.)
Other crap to look at:
Megan Fox is grabbing her tit (drunkenstepfather)
Stephanie Rotuna hates clothes (gorillamask)
Two hot Hungarian chicks (cameltap)
Taglines for Jessica Simpson's new beer (BestWeekEver)
This boxer is too scared to fight (comedy.com)
Jeanene Fox is attractive (doubleviking)
Petra Nemcova 101 (hornyoyster)
Mom's awkward bar trick (tastybooze)
The narrowest street in the world (funtasticus)
America Ferrera is not impressed (theblemish)
Jesus, am I high? The dancing weatherman and mascot was surreal enough, but then things get topped off with an old ass uncle tom commenting on rhythm when its obvious he couldn't hold his own with the fucking electric slide.
he's a traffic guy. which i actually think puts him one step higher on the douchebag hierarchy than weathermen. i bet the cincinattians are proud of this.
being from cincinnati and already having a quintillion reasons to hate it here in this blackest of voids , I think this just pushed me over the edge. Fucking Pittsburgh seems like a more reasonable place to live right now. Fucking Pittsburgh.
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August 20th, 2008 at 02:03 pm
funny vid, i will uploaded this to tall dating site:" Tallmingle.C O M " to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.
August 20th, 2008 at 03:03 pm
Jesus, am I high? The dancing weatherman and mascot was surreal enough, but then things get topped off with an old ass uncle tom commenting on rhythm when its obvious he couldn't hold his own with the fucking electric slide.
August 20th, 2008 at 03:15 pm
he's a traffic guy. which i actually think puts him one step higher on the douchebag hierarchy than weathermen. i bet the cincinattians are proud of this.
August 20th, 2008 at 03:16 pm
Afterwards, the weatherman took her to a motel room for some after-hours action. But he insisted that she keep the mascot head on.
August 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 am
being from cincinnati and already having a quintillion reasons to hate it here in this blackest of voids , I think this just pushed me over the edge. Fucking Pittsburgh seems like a more reasonable place to live right now. Fucking Pittsburgh.
August 24th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Rosie Red - I'd hit it (out if the park)
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