I feel like at this point, celebrities are just trying to name their kids the weirdest names possible so people will actually give a shit about their baby. I'm waiting for one of them to name their kid "Misterbelvedere." People.com reports:
Wife Gwen Stefani, 38, gave birth to their second son, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, in Los Angeles Thursday afternoon.
That name sounds like the way aliens spoke in 1950s movies. Personally, I think they should have named him "Midadsash ittymewsi shun Rossdale."
If you think about it, it kind of sucks your parents get to name you and you have no say in the matter. Like, what if when you were born your parents also decided "You will only drive Saturns for the rest of your life." Nobody would stand for that. NOBODY. Anyway, I think Gwen probably named this baby because Rossdale has no say in anything. His band is one unsuccessful tour away from playing in front a summer camp next to the Riddler's Revenge ride at Six Flags Magic Mountain. In fact, I think the baby will be dressed in this:
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale? What in the hell? I don't care how rich the kid will be, he will be taking shit from anyone and everyone until college. Seriously, Zuma Nesta? Is that their attempt at being spiritual and new agey?
Next thing you know, there'll be twins walking around named Flotsam and Jetsam (or has that happened already).
Fuck people that give their kids dumb shit names like that. They act like their kids are trendy fashion accessories. I'm surprised the stars haven't tried to change their kids' colors to make them hipper. "Who wants a white kid after Labor Day?" - Angelina Jolie
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 21st, 2008 at 06:38 pm
Is anyone monitoring her tooth-to-gum ratio? It seems different.
Anyway, I hate rich babies.
August 21st, 2008 at 07:18 pm
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale? What in the hell? I don't care how rich the kid will be, he will be taking shit from anyone and everyone until college. Seriously, Zuma Nesta? Is that their attempt at being spiritual and new agey?
Next thing you know, there'll be twins walking around named Flotsam and Jetsam (or has that happened already).
August 21st, 2008 at 08:09 pm
I drive a Saturn, you bastard.
August 21st, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Too bad they didn't have twins, then they could've named the other one Zima and everyone would hate the kid and he'd never understand why.
August 22nd, 2008 at 05:28 am
FUCK YOU! Saturns are AWESOME!
August 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
She has pretty blonde hair, I sure would not mind some Red rings around my cock right now from her.
August 22nd, 2008 at 03:42 pm
Sprmcandy - that's no way to talk about a child.
August 23rd, 2008 at 12:51 am
Fuck people that give their kids dumb shit names like that. They act like their kids are trendy fashion accessories. I'm surprised the stars haven't tried to change their kids' colors to make them hipper. "Who wants a white kid after Labor Day?" - Angelina Jolie
August 23rd, 2008 at 05:27 pm
whats with your overuse of the Hobo font?
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