Internet Classic: The Worst Audition Video Ever

August 21st, 2008 | 02:30

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His name is Brian Atene. He's an actor, but the only time you've ever heard his name or seen him act is on this crappy audition tape he supposedly sent to Stanley Kubrick. Is it because, just maybe, Mr. Atene is the worst actor in the history of actors (except for Michael Rappaport)? Or is it because, despite having no thespian abilities, he's still so full of himself that he feels comfortable talking down to Stanley Kubrick.

If I was insanely wealthy, I would pay this guy to follow me around and re-enact random scenes that pop into my head. I'd instruct him to stay eight feet behind me at all times and I would yell out, "Goodfellas: The part where she points the gun in Ray Liotta's face." Then Brian would run up in front of me and do the scene as only Brian Atene could. Man, I can't wait 'til I'm wealthy.

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