Kate Moss Says She Was Never Anorexic

Back before there was internet porn, it used to be pretty hard to find masturbation material.  So, you had to use stuff like Macy's catalogs, and then hope and pray there were underwear ads in them.  The reason I bring this up is because one month we got one of those catalogs and the only fashion photos in there were of Kate Moss, but she was so skinny that I was too grossed out to even use her photo to do my business.  I had to use a photo of this mom in the housewares section who was modeling a terry cloth robe with her husband.  It was a tough month.  So it's really surprising that Kate Moss is now saying she was never anorexic.  Usmagazine.com reports:

"I was never anorexic, so I was never that skinny," Moss tells September's Interview. "I was never bony-bony. But I remember thinking, 'I don't want to be this skinny.'"

"I didn't eat for a long time. Not on purpose," she admits. "You'd be on shoots with bad food or get on a plane, and the food would be so disgusting you couldn't eat it.

"You go to a show, and there's no food at all, so if you're doing shows back to back, you can forget eating," Moss adds.
Mmmm, I don't think you can forget eating.  I'm pretty sure if you forget eating, your body lets you know by dying.  I love that she used the grossness of airplane food as an excuse.  As if a supermodel sits coach.  I flew to San Francisco a couple weeks back and I didn't see any supermodels in coach.  I sat next to a woman who looked like a cross between Jabba the hut and that weird little creature that laughs when Jabba the hut says stuff, and she ate her salisbury steak just fine.

I can't say for a fact that Kate Moss was starving herself on purpose, but I did go to one of those hollywood delicatessans that names their sandwiches after stars who have ordered them, and I saw this on the menu:

Because I was bored, I also did this photoshop, but it sucked even for me, so I didn't use it.  But it's friday, so enjoy my shortcomings after the jump