August 24th, 2008 | 09:21
The first porno I ever personally paid for was Up and Cummers 17. Although I was worried that I may not be able to follow the story line since I hadn't seen the first 16 installments of the series, Hustler Magazine gave the movie 4 erect penises out of 5 and said "newcummer Jenna Jameson is no stiff, but your penis definitely will be." I think the guy who wrote that review is now my boss. Anyway, it's weird to remember that, and then hear this from usmagazine.com:
Adult film star Jenna Jameson is going to be a mommy.
“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible," she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. "I'm so happy!"
I wonder if during conception, when Tito ejaculated in her vagina, they had this conversation:
(Tito rolls over and let's out a deep breath, exhausted)
JENNA: (confused) What's going on?
TITO: What do you mean? I finished.
JENNA: Finished? (she quickly touches her face and breasts, clearly looking for something) Where'd your sperm go?
TITO: Um, inside your vagina.
JENNA: In...side?
I'm guessing that if she has twins, the sonogram is going to look something like this:
EDITOR'S NOTE: If you dislike tasteless photoshops, or if you're my mom or girlfriend, please do not click continue reading. Everyone else, I'll see you in hell.
![](mailto:?subject=Jenna Jameson Has Something In Vagina&body=<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/titojenna.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3706" title="titojenna" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/titojenna.jpg" alt="" width="422" height="600" /></a></p>
<p>The first porno I ever personally paid for was Up and Cummers 17. Although I was worried that I may not be able to follow the story line since I hadn't seen the first 16 installments of the series, Hustler Magazine gave the movie 4 erect penises out of 5 and said "newcummer <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/Jenna_Jameson" target="_blank">Jenna Jameson</a> is no stiff, but your penis definitely will be." I think the guy who wrote that review is now my boss. Anyway, it's weird to remember that, and then hear this from <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jenna-jameson-confirms-she-is-pregnant" target="_blank">usmagazine.com</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Adult film star <strong>Jenna Jameson</strong> is going to be a mommy.</p>
<p>“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible," she tells <strong>Usmagazine.com</strong> exclusively. "I'm so happy!"</p></blockquote>
<p>I wonder if during conception, when Tito ejaculated in her vagina, they had this conversation:</p>
<p>(Tito rolls over and let's out a deep breath, exhausted)</p>
<p><strong>JENNA</strong>: (confused) What's going on?</p>
<p><strong>TITO</strong>: What do you mean? I finished.</p>
<p><strong>JENNA</strong>: Finished? (she quickly touches her face and breasts, clearly looking for something) Where'd your sperm go?</p>
<p><strong>TITO</strong>: Um, inside your vagina.</p>
<p><strong>JENNA</strong>: In...side?<br />
I'm guessing that if she has twins, the sonogram is going to look something like this:</p>
<p>EDITOR'S NOTE: If you dislike tasteless photoshops, or if you're my mom or girlfriend, please do not click continue reading. Everyone else, I'll see you in hell.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/babybj.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3707" title="babybj" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/babybj.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="382" /></a></p>
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October fth, 2008 at 12:35 pm
AHHHH, AHHHHH……SQUIRT…………SQUIRT…………DRIBBLE,,,,,,,DRIP…….
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!,
No ..wait. it burns when I pee.............OWWW!
August fst, 2008 at 03:02 pm
marvelous. i will say though, that we are all not going to hell. we are going to heaven. and our own individual jenna is waiting by the pearly gates. or for some pearly gates...something like that.
August fst, 2008 at 05:05 am
Any chance of the headline writer learning basic anatomy?
August fth, 2008 at 05:53 am
Oh god... is this site really getting contaminated by commenters who like to start crap up with other people? Go to ebaums if you want an all-out flame war.
August fth, 2008 at 06:05 am
@ ur mom: I think both of you look mentally retarded so no need to ponder about that one...
August fth, 2008 at 01:53 pm
Hahaha Jenna made Tito grow a porn-stache... he looks like a 1970's porn star .. what a loser
August fth, 2008 at 12:18 pm
This skank is NASTY!
August fth, 2008 at 08:13 am
is it me or does ortiz look mentally retarded?
August fth, 2008 at 06:11 am
And that's the story of how thousands of people who innocently entered "baby shower" into Google Image Search lost their faith in humanity forever.
*Sigh*
I can't believe that Clay Aiken picture is currently the SECOND most disturbing baby-related photoshop I've seen on this site in the past month. It really did seem like a lock at the time.
August fth, 2008 at 01:19 am
you dummy. did you totally miss up and cummers 11?
August fth, 2008 at 11:50 pm
editors note: your girlfriend doesnt exist
August fth, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Jenna: Oh My God! I can hear the heartbeat.
Doctor: I'm afraid that noise is something else entirely.
August fth, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Bwahahahaha!!!! BBQ in hell at my place, ya'll!
August fth, 2008 at 09:33 pm
Oh jesus. Im fucking giggling like a little bitch again.
August fth, 2008 at 09:15 pm
Is this Jenna's first time getting it without a condom?
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