Politicians Have Dirty Names

According to UrbanDictionary.com, a lot of our politician's names have meanings you might not be aware of. Here are a few real definitions of the names of the people you put into office.

Mitt Romney - Massachusetts Governor 2003-2007, Possible Republican VP
Urban Dictionary Says:
Mitt - When female pubic hair is growing out of control.
Used In A Sentence: "I was going to go down on Sally, but her Mitt was out of control, I could not see what I would have been licking. Not Good!"

Butch Otter - Governor of Idaho
Urban Dictionary says:
Otter - A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.
Used In A Sentence: "Larry is an otter, and he likes to date bears or other otters."

Tipper Gore - Wife of tubby environmentalist Al Gore
Urban Dictionary says: The act of hitting another male in the nuts.
Used In A Sentence: "Johnny was being lame so I gave him a tipper; he went down and never came up."

Sonny Perdue - Governor of Georgia
Urban Dictionary says:
Sonny - A nickname for someone who's ashamed of their abnormally small manhood.
Used In A Sentence: "He may take off his pants and you may find a sonny underneath."

Mitch Daniels - Governor of Indiana
Urban Dictionary says:
Mitch - Males that work for female bosses. A professional male bitch.
Used In A Sentence: "I feel like some coffee. 'Hey Mitch, fetch me some coffee' she yelled to her male assistant from her corner office."

Chet Culver - Governor of Iowa
Urban Dictionary says:
Chet - A word said when trying to say shit too quickly...resulting in chet.
Used In A Sentence: "CHET! i forgot my backpack at school!"

Connie Mack - Representative, Florida
Urban Dictionary says:
Connie - A gentle way of saying vagina, created and used especially by Mormon, or religious parents to describe the female genitalia. Accompanies the word "peter" a word often used for male genitalia.
Used In A Sentence: "Jennifer honey, down there you have a connie, your brother Mike has a peter."

Mack - A mack is a person who is always flirting and hitting on girls. Almost always successful at it too.
Used In A Sentence: I'm gonna go mack on some fine ass bitches right now."

Bobby Jindal - Governor of Louisiana
Urban Dictionary says:
Bobby - Scottish slang for penis.
Used In A Sentence: "Come and suck ma wee bobby!"

Martin O'Malley - Governor of Maryland
Urban Dictionary says:
O'Malley - A person who gets obliterated and confrontational after 3-4 drinks. This person is an annoyance to everybody who goes out with him.
Used In A Sentence:"Sean was so O'Malleyed the other night he was telling everyone to go f--- themselves after just 3 Coors Lights...what a pussy."

Brian Schweitzer - Governor of Montana
Urban Dictionary says:
Schweitzer - Term used to describe a abnormally long shit.
Used In A Sentence: "He laid such a Schweitzer in the toilet, it clogged it up."

Rick Perry - Governor of Texas
Urban Dictionary says:
Perry - The act of sticking your cock in someone's ear.
Used In A Sentence: "I am gonna perry you good."

Jim Douglas - Governor of Vermont
Urban Dictionary says:
Douglas - To ram a sexual partner from behind with great, desperate velocity, usually with lips pursed, buttocks clenched and jowls shaking. Derived from the Michael Douglas style of explicit onscreen sex in the 1990s.
Used In A Sentence: "Why are you limping? Did someone up and douglas you last night?"

Christine Gregoire - Governor of Washington
Urban Dictionary says:
Gregoire - A ghetto slang term for t-bagging. The art of placing an acquaintance's balls in one's mouth. Can also be used as a verb (i.e. Gregoiring. )
Used In A Sentence: "Woman to her friend - 'Gregoire Me!'"

Rudy Giuliani - Ex Mayor of New York City
Urban Dictionary says:
Rudy - Rudy is an underdog or unlikely candidate for getting laid but scores with a real hot chick out of the blue.
Used In A Sentence: "Hey 'Rudy,' way to go champ, you really got lucky this time."

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Governor of California
Urban Dictionary says:
Arnold - A large shit that refuses to be flushed down the toilet. (similar to Schweitzer)
Used In A Sentence: "Oh man! Greg ate too much pork again and stuck a huge arnold in the shitter. "

Rick Santorum - Pennsylvania Senator
According to Urban Dictionary:
Santorum - The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse.
Used In A Sentence: "That move was about as slick as santorum!"

Dick Cheney - Vice President of the United States
Urban Dictionary says:
Cheney - To spray in the face.
Used In A Sentence: "When I withdrew from her mouth, I grabbed it by the hilt and cheney'd her entire face."

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