August 26th, 2008 | 11:49
DMX is a national treasure. Seriously. Basically DMX says all the things you wish you could say, but are too socially aware to because you realize the negative consequences that come with acting however the hell you want, whenever you want. Like, imagine you're at the DMV and you've waited in a long line to renew your driver's license. Then you get to the front of the line and they tell you you're in the wrong line, and that you have to wait in another line, which is twice as long. Happens often, and most people argue a bit, then begrudgingly go in the other line. DMX would be like 'I don't give a f*&k that I filled out this green registration sheet when I need a pink renewal sheet BITCH! Sign that shit and give me my mo'f*&kin license!" Then he's be arrested and sent to jail, but it doesn't mean he's not awesome.
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October fth, 2008 at 03:08 pm
don't single out "Negro's" white guy wishin' you were black with a "cranial capacity" single out rappers and the shit they've created
a whole new race of whatever, i can't refer to them as people that think just because they walk the world owes them
i'll just bet Craka, your one of these dudes that wears his baseball cap sideways and walks with this tough guy rapper limp and dresses in pants 10 sizes to big "ie" fits perfect 'round yer ankle, thinkin' hes king shit of the worlds toilet , and your best line is don't fuck with me bitch
ass wipes like you are the reason i never had kids , go home and suck mommys tit.
the only moron i've seen on this page beside the dumb rapper is YOU fuckstick.
October frd, 2008 at 08:59 pm
Poor stupid Negro. What a moron.
The worst thing we ever did to blacks was set them free. They dont have the cranial capacity to survive on their own in the modern world.
August fth, 2008 at 07:23 am
a line in the dmv is alittle different then a courtroom. if your being treated unfairly you would be upset also dickass. plus if you goto jail for personal drugg use its retarded that you should goto jail for long periods of time.
August fth, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Can't understand what he says? Anybody?
August fth, 2008 at 02:50 am
i laughed!
August fth, 2008 at 01:06 am
you went from DMX to DMV..,?
where i come from (the internet) thats called 'barely trying'.
Plus that judge is hilarious & his lawyer is a douche, both of which u did not mention.
so u really shat all over the funnybed tonite.
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