Everybody has one friend that has that "I never grew up, I'm just like my kids!" parent. Those parents always seem cool when they're not yours. But if they are yours, it's not as cool when they try to give you the sex talk and be "on the level" and end up telling you a 25 minute story about the time they gave some dude at the fair a BJ in a port-a-potty. I'm thinking Matthew McConaughey has one of those parents. Usmagazine.com reports:
In her new book, I Amaze Myself! (iamazemyself.com), Kay McConaughey dishes on everything from her son Matthew’s conception to how her husband died in a compromising position with her!
"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”
“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.
I imagine Matthew McConaughey reading that last quote in his living room, then turning to his girlfriend and going "We're not having sex tonight. Probably not tomorrow night either."
Saying someone died during sex doesn't really say how they died. Like, for instance, I'm imagining he died right after sex, like this:
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