August 26th, 2008 | 06:46
Everybody loves a good photo of a Celebrity before they were famous. But sometimes those photos reveal a deep dark secret about them. Here's 7 Celebrities who have secrets you will NOT believe. Because we photoshopped them.
7. TOM CRUISE'S SENIOR PHOTO
See, he's not gay. Although he is rather classless.
6. REX GROSSMAN VOTED A MOST LIKELY
I KNEW Diane O'Neill would be a shitty NFL quarterback the first time I saw her.
5. VIN DEISEL ON THE CHEER SQUAD
It's a rough high school life being the team manager of the cheer squad. I hope he finally got a shot to cheer in a real game.
4. STEPHEN HAWKING ON THE WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
He may not have had all the physical tools, but he had heart, and he played with smarts, and there's always room on a Bill Walsh team for that. I'm mostly impressed he can carry Walsh and his voice box at the same time.
3. Dick Cheney At A Hippie Party
I bet he was just there to bang chicks.
2. BRAD PITT AN ALL-STATE WRESTLER
CGI, people. That's how they make it look like he has arms and legs in Ocean's 13.
1. PINK ON THE SWIM TEAM
I don't really need to say anything about this one.
![](mailto:?subject=Shocking Photos Of Celebrities Before They Were Famous&body=<p>Everybody loves a good photo of a Celebrity before they were famous. But sometimes those photos reveal a deep dark secret about them. Here's 7 Celebrities who have secrets you will NOT believe. Because we photoshopped them.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tomcruisefinal.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3752" title="tomcruisefinal" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tomcruisefinal.jpg" alt="" width="406" height="604" /></a><br />
<strong>7. TOM CRUISE'S SENIOR PHOTO</strong><br />
See, he's not gay. Although he is rather classless.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/rexgrossmanshittyqbfinal.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3753" title="rexgrossmanshittyqbfinal" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/rexgrossmanshittyqbfinal.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="577" /></a><br />
<strong>6. REX GROSSMAN VOTED A MOST LIKELY</strong><br />
I KNEW Diane O'Neill would be a shitty NFL quarterback the first time I saw her.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/vindeiselcheerleaderfinal.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3754" title="vindeiselcheerleaderfinal" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/vindeiselcheerleaderfinal.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a><br />
<strong>5. VIN DEISEL ON THE CHEER SQUAD</strong><br />
It's a rough high school life being the team manager of the cheer squad. I hope he finally got a shot to cheer in a real game.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/stephenhawking49ersfina.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3755" title="stephenhawking49ersfina" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/stephenhawking49ersfina.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="275" /></a><br />
<strong>4. STEPHEN HAWKING ON THE WORLD CHAMPION SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS</strong><br />
He may not have had all the physical tools, but he had heart, and he played with smarts, and there's always room on a Bill Walsh team for that. I'm mostly impressed he can carry Walsh and his voice box at the same time.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/cheneyhippiefinal.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3758" title="cheneyhippiefinal" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/cheneyhippiefinal.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="502" /></a></p>
<p><strong>3. Dick Cheney At A Hippie Party</strong></p>
<p>I bet he was just there to bang chicks.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bradpittwrestlerfinal.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3756" title="bradpittwrestlerfinal" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bradpittwrestlerfinal.jpg" alt="" width="360" height="504" /></a><br />
<strong>2. BRAD PITT AN ALL-STATE WRESTLER</strong><br />
CGI, people. That's how they make it look like he has arms and legs in Ocean's 13.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/pinkswimteam1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3757" title="pinkswimteam1" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/pinkswimteam1.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="360" /></a><br />
<strong>1. PINK ON THE SWIM TEAM</strong><br />
I don't really need to say anything about this one.</p>
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September fst, 2008 at 05:37 pm
your photoshop skills turn this article to shit.
August fth, 2008 at 06:36 pm
i didnt know Fergy and Pink went to the same school and were on the same swim team. Small world!!
August fth, 2008 at 10:14 am
cool photos...
seems i have seen this on tall dating site:" Tallmingle...com ",may be some one upload it on to that site,it is so famous ,many people talk about it on the forum
August fth, 2008 at 05:48 am
simply brilliant and would love to see more
August fth, 2008 at 04:26 am
youre missing the one of oprah licking a battery
August fth, 2008 at 02:34 am
LOL! simply brilliant!!! I love the last photo it looks so natural.
August fth, 2008 at 12:07 am
That last photo isn't even altered...
August fth, 2008 at 11:42 pm
lol, i love this site
August fth, 2008 at 09:33 pm
Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.
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