Age: 22 Where you've seen her ass:Keyra Augustina's ass has been a favorite web destination for a few years. Her ass has also been in Maxim and on the Howard Stern Show. And, a little known fact is that scientists have discovered that pi (Π), the string of never ending numbers representing the ratio of any circle's circumference, actually does come to an end when you show it a picture of this ass. Pointless quote that makes me very thankful for poor translators: "Perhaps many girls wanted to be in my perfect ass place but, the truth, I did not have plan for all this ass, was itself me of the hands. Many times I feel flattered, if someone likes pretty things why NOT tell of it? But it also cautions me, above all because I do not seek the fame or neither the money."
Would you lick that thing one time if the trade off was a lifetime of impotence? I don't know if I'll be able to get any work done today trying to figure that one out.
I would eat a mile of her shit just to suck the last dick she sat on. (Of course, after all that, it would be kinda nice if I got to stick every appendage on my body into every hole on hers ...)
I would drop to my knees and smother my face in her beautiful ass, could not stop kissing and licking those buns.By the way could do it all day and night.
Well if you think asses are gross because homosexuals are into ass, then you're forgetting one big thing, when you're eating out this chicks ass, you don't have a nutsack on your chin, therefore making it completely heterosexual, anyone referring to liking any part of this woman, homosexual, well, I think it speaks for itself, faggot.
You want to know what I would do to that.. didn't think so. On a related note why would complete strangers want to read about your intention to do anything to someone's ass? I mean we all think about it but that doesn't make it remotely interesting to read. Now.. stop typing.. jerk off like you're supposed to.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 28th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Would you lick that thing one time if the trade off was a lifetime of impotence? I don't know if I'll be able to get any work done today trying to figure that one out.
February 26th, 2009 at 01:49 am
what about the incredible urge to jerk off in any way after licking the boothee?
August 28th, 2008 at 02:21 pm
Oh my god.
August 28th, 2008 at 06:20 pm
Sweet Mother of Buns! Has anyone ever seen her face? It sort of resembles photo to the right
August 29th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
I'd eat ice cream outta that!
August 30th, 2008 at 01:04 am
I would wear her ass like a hat.
August 30th, 2008 at 09:06 am
Sweet! Now I know the name of the chick I've been masturbating to... Nice...
September 1st, 2008 at 07:38 am
DAMN WHAT A FINE ASS
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:47 am
wonder if she's a butterface. guess it doesn't matter, really.
September 5th, 2008 at 03:42 am
you have to open that ass like a mango! then eat the fruit inside!
September 14th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
That is amazing.
September 21st, 2008 at 07:51 am
she is the queen of asses.need to open the ass like a fruit and finish the job with our small brother and my tongue is ready for her ass.
October 1st, 2008 at 08:55 pm
@Luvs2Spooge: lol )))
October 27th, 2008 at 03:43 am
I would wear that ass like a hockey mask!!!
December 29th, 2008 at 01:38 am
this ass is like fast food. its shit before and after you eat it
January 21st, 2009 at 09:17 am
you're the only piece of dumb shit, if you can't admit this is the best ass there is,
December 29th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
if you idiots clicked on the chickipedia link you could find out what her face looks like.
January 14th, 2009 at 09:29 pm
WHO is the idiot ??????
January 21st, 2009 at 09:07 am
who the fuck cares about her face you idiot
February 13th, 2009 at 04:52 pm
I would eat a mile of her shit just to suck the last dick she sat on. (Of course, after all that, it would be kinda nice if I got to stick every appendage on my body into every hole on hers ...)
February 14th, 2009 at 06:40 pm
That's totally not gay. Wait a second, yeah, it is.
February 14th, 2009 at 07:23 pm
wow one of nicest butt I've ever seen wish she had a pretty hot face to go with that though
February 16th, 2009 at 12:59 am
wow those ass are the greatest ass I've ever seen in my whole life
February 16th, 2009 at 02:11 am
I would like to make dem cheeeeks soooo sticky !!!
She is a cum funnel. WOW -YUMMY
February 16th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
i would like to stick my dick in her ass
February 16th, 2009 at 06:57 pm
I would suck her cunt till her head caved in!!
February 17th, 2009 at 02:39 pm
dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
February 19th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
good ass!
February 19th, 2009 at 02:29 pm
i just busted 7 nuts thinking about all the things i would felch outta that badonkadonk
February 19th, 2009 at 02:47 pm
So sweaty! Want to touch the hiney
February 19th, 2009 at 07:07 pm
I would drop to my knees and smother my face in her beautiful ass, could not stop kissing and licking those buns.By the way could do it all day and night.
February 21st, 2009 at 01:16 pm
I would like to chop off her butt and wear it over my weiner as underpants everyday.
February 22nd, 2009 at 09:06 am
I'm not really into asses. The only guys that are into asses are homos and black guys and who would want to be either one of those? They're gross!
February 22nd, 2009 at 10:50 am
whhhaaaattt?? the only homo in this conversation is you for not recognizing the glory of that and all great asses...shame on you
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:00 am
Yeah, you're a big fag dude. Shoulda kept that little comment to yourself.
February 22nd, 2009 at 01:41 pm
defently someone without a nice ass :-)
March 4th, 2009 at 03:40 pm
ewwwwww....... gross.
February 22nd, 2009 at 06:41 pm
I'm sure if you ask nicely, they can put up a picture of a huge cock just for you.
March 1st, 2009 at 09:21 am
Well if you think asses are gross because homosexuals are into ass, then you're forgetting one big thing, when you're eating out this chicks ass, you don't have a nutsack on your chin, therefore making it completely heterosexual, anyone referring to liking any part of this woman, homosexual, well, I think it speaks for itself, faggot.
March 3rd, 2009 at 01:45 pm
respect the booty, it may do you good in the future
March 5th, 2009 at 11:41 am
thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard! your old lady must have a flat ugly ass so u think its hot.. lol
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:12 am
Mooooo.
You want to know what I would do to that.. didn't think so. On a related note why would complete strangers want to read about your intention to do anything to someone's ass? I mean we all think about it but that doesn't make it remotely interesting to read. Now.. stop typing.. jerk off like you're supposed to.
February 22nd, 2009 at 02:10 pm
I would love to bite that ass, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death. Soooo sweet.
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:55 am
oh.yeah..me too. so sexy ..
February 23rd, 2009 at 02:16 pm
I would enjoy engaging in sexual intercourse with the female featured in the images above.
March 3rd, 2009 at 01:47 pm
you mean you wanna tag that ass
February 23rd, 2009 at 02:16 pm
I liked the picture with her ass in it.
March 3rd, 2009 at 01:48 pm
really! theres ass in those pictures! i thought i was just looking at peaches
August 14th, 2009 at 12:22 am
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February 23rd, 2009 at 03:26 pm
nice ass, but hairy arms!
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