Pictured above is John McCain's V.P., Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska. I think in this picture she's saying "See, where I'm pointing is the amount of blood flow to your penis before I walked over here, and over here on the right of the graph, is the amount of blood flowing to it now." People.com lets us in on a few things we didn't know about one of the only politicians people actually masturbate to.
There's a lot to know about Sarah Palin, who is John McCain's surprise pick for his vice president.
• Her youngest son has Down syndrome.
• She has a son serving in the Army.
• Her husband Todd is part Eskimo.
• She's a former beauty queen
If you think that her being attractive isn't going to bring awareness to the McCain campaign, then let me tell you this; My cousin, who's 37, has never voted in an election and thought Joe Biden was the coach of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, called me this morning and said "Dude, You see that McCain chick? I want to hear her talk so it seems more real when I jerk it to her." If nothing else McCain is now reaching an untapped voting block.
Anyway, people.com tells you a few other things you didn't know about her, but they're really lame shit like "She has her own style." So, I thought I'd share something interesting about her I dug up while using my journalism skills. She's got 5 kids, is pro-liife and played small forward for the 2005 San Antonio Spurs.
Ya... I can see how she would've been pretty hot back in the day. I can only imagine the sex scandal stories about and exposes about how she's really a space alien in the supermarket tabloids in roughly ten days.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 29th, 2008 at 01:41 am
Two more fun facts:
- Her son who's serving in the army also has Down syndrome.
- Her husband Todd is also part Venezuelan. And he fully has Down syndrome.
August 29th, 2008 at 02:51 am
I'd hit it.
August 29th, 2008 at 03:08 am
And when she was dunking for the Spurs she apparently had a boner.
August 29th, 2008 at 06:12 am
Ya... I can see how she would've been pretty hot back in the day. I can only imagine the sex scandal stories about and exposes about how she's really a space alien in the supermarket tabloids in roughly ten days.
August 29th, 2008 at 03:01 pm
I could of swore she was drafted by the Grizzles...
August 30th, 2008 at 09:19 am
no, no, she worked out with the Grizzlies when they were in Vancouver.... it was closer to her house, and she could score good pot there
September 3rd, 2008 at 09:34 pm
Too funny! She gives a great speech too,.
September 4th, 2008 at 04:56 am
This chick gives me UP syndrome! Giggidy-Giggidy!
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