I heart semen, BUT...My contention is that the lipstick debate is NOT without substance. This goes to the very heart of Democratic sincerity. They have been telling me for years that they were on my side- that they supported me in my quest for equal rights with men. The deluge of criticism and attacks on Sarah Palin has completely changed my opinion of the Democratic party on feminism. When the chips were down and along came a woman who didn't follow the agenda perfectly, they slam her- they slam her family, her record and her reputation. It's not a debate on her experience or competetence- it's out and out character assasination. Obama LOST MY VOTE and I have lost my faith in the sincerity of the Democratic party.
So U of Michigan is full of jerk - offs! Not news, look at any American Universities' car park - many examples of jerk off vehicles , inadequacy compensator's etc., but no Eco friendly , Science sensible, carbon fiber turbo diesel hybrid plug in smart cars, just jerk - offs!
This says a lot about the level of intelligence at UM. Almost none. I defy anyone to explain how semen is bad for plumbing. If you could wash stupidity off, I'm sure that would clog their pipes.
Joeworm, you're full of shit, warm water or any water for that matter dissolves semen. You must be a UM student to eb that dumb.
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August 30th, 2008 at 02:55 pm
When are kids gonna learn? Don't masturbate in your friends shower. Masturbate in your own shower, in your own room.
August 30th, 2008 at 03:32 pm
Just another example of Michigan blowing their loads again. Like thy're Football team another home loss to open the season HA! chumps OH-IO!!!
August 30th, 2008 at 06:38 pm
Wonder what the plumber's reaction was the first time this happened.
"Hm-hm-hmmm... ah here's the problem. Let's see, whadda we got here. OH FUCK ME..."
August 30th, 2008 at 07:03 pm
How does one figure out that pipes can't handle semen?
August 30th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Wait this was in the women's showers too?
August 30th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
I hate to be that guy, but that's a pretty common prank to pull in dorms. They did it at my university on a high school premiere weekend.
August 30th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
and who the hell is going to clean up the mess in my room Mr. Dean?
August 30th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
They should make pipes specifically for handling semen.
August 31st, 2008 at 05:52 am
fuck i didnt realize semen had the power to destroy pipes, thats gonna lead to problems for me
August 31st, 2008 at 08:36 am
I think this is something that our future V.P. should investigate.
August 31st, 2008 at 08:47 am
Better it goes into those pipes than the ole' fallopian tubes if you know what i mean.
August 31st, 2008 at 08:56 am
Hey srqcub speaking of ejaculating, dont you think it is a little premature to make that assumption.
PRO CHOICE!!!!!!!!
August 31st, 2008 at 08:26 pm
i've got two roommates so where the fuck else can i rub one out?
September 1st, 2008 at 02:07 pm
I does a whole lot more damage when it's just sitting in my testicles.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:39 am
Must be all the homosexuals. . . damn it dane! Look what you did.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 am
Hm.. I wonder how the other school's pipes handle all the semen. For instance.. UC Berk. haha
September 10th, 2008 at 03:28 pm
I heart semen, BUT...My contention is that the lipstick debate is NOT without substance. This goes to the very heart of Democratic sincerity. They have been telling me for years that they were on my side- that they supported me in my quest for equal rights with men. The deluge of criticism and attacks on Sarah Palin has completely changed my opinion of the Democratic party on feminism. When the chips were down and along came a woman who didn't follow the agenda perfectly, they slam her- they slam her family, her record and her reputation. It's not a debate on her experience or competetence- it's out and out character assasination. Obama LOST MY VOTE and I have lost my faith in the sincerity of the Democratic party.
September 30th, 2008 at 07:05 pm
So U of Michigan is full of jerk - offs! Not news, look at any American Universities' car park - many examples of jerk off vehicles , inadequacy compensator's etc., but no Eco friendly , Science sensible, carbon fiber turbo diesel hybrid plug in smart cars, just jerk - offs!
October 1st, 2008 at 08:22 am
Well, semen does solidify into a partially-cooked-egg-like goo when heated with hot water. If there's lots of it, you'll get clogged plumbing.
January 23rd, 2009 at 09:55 pm
Never seen this sign here, as much as I've looked
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October 6th, 2009 at 01:29 pm
This says a lot about the level of intelligence at UM. Almost none. I defy anyone to explain how semen is bad for plumbing. If you could wash stupidity off, I'm sure that would clog their pipes.
Joeworm, you're full of shit, warm water or any water for that matter dissolves semen. You must be a UM student to eb that dumb.
October 19th, 2009 at 05:53 am
@Sirman,
Try knocking one out in the bath day. Dissolves my ass. Sticky gloopy mess that clings to your chest hair.
Jizz is full of protein, just like eggs - cooks in water, just like eggs.
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