September 2nd, 2008 | 06:15
God is really busy, so sometimes he doesn't always have time to deal with problems directly. When that happens, just like your boss, he sends a memo.
![](mailto:?subject=8 Memos From God's Desk&body=<p>God is really busy, so sometimes he doesn't always have time to deal with problems directly. When that happens, just like your boss, he sends a memo.</p>
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October fth, 2008 at 10:10 pm
We all know cameras feast on the souls of the young, innocent, and amish. Cameras are absolutely terrifying, and I promise cameras shoot to kill.
October fth, 2008 at 11:38 pm
i kinda like it how it makes God like a regular person, but hes still God, i think that concept is pretty cool, and to chrisH, there r 8 memos dude.
October fth, 2008 at 05:28 pm
this is so funny i am on the floor laughing
October fth, 2008 at 03:27 pm
the gay one is awesome!!
October fth, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Definitely doesn't have an "a" in it.
October fth, 2008 at 04:43 pm
My grandma got her picture taken once, and she died right away.
...5 years after...
...she got hit by a truck...
October fth, 2008 at 03:31 pm
The one about masturbating is so lame. Anyway, it doesn't make any sense because who's fault is it that they have hands and protruding appendages -- and for what? So God's not going to be upset that a 15-year-old applies himself. Everybody knows they can't tell time.
I'm glad I didn't know about any of this when I was a 15-year-old girl! Ick!!
Whatever.
October fth, 2008 at 11:56 pm
hey chrisH, there is 8 memos, yes 8.
learn to count!
(and just for the record i am not amish :P)
October fth, 2008 at 02:41 pm
gay is not a lifestyle? heh, I think it is my friend. you're buggering about the difference between blond hair and blond attitude. yeah, different but still pretty much the same anyway.
October fth, 2008 at 08:05 pm
There are 8 memos. The Gay memo doesnt imply that God is gay, just that He has some feminine tendencies He prefers not to talk about. Ex. He likes shoes.
....and "Penis Wrinkle", why did you even need to go there? dont need to think about that, man.
October fst, 2008 at 05:39 am
Great Zombie Jesus.
September frd, 2008 at 04:07 am
LOUD NOISES!
September fnd, 2008 at 03:22 pm
gay is not a life style - it's a sexuality.
September fth, 2008 at 11:59 pm
god is pretty down to earth for being so far out... hahahaha
September fth, 2008 at 03:08 pm
your moms filled with evil.
September fth, 2008 at 10:09 pm
OMG. You say he died. crap. I am going to chuck out my cameras. i SAY THEY ARE FILLED WITH EVIL. EVIL INSIDE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September fth, 2008 at 10:38 am
WHAt AbOut VagInas? WhyDiD He Makee Theem Smel Funnee?
September fth, 2008 at 01:43 am
I counted 9 memo's
September fth, 2008 at 01:40 am
I counted 9 memo's.
September fth, 2008 at 06:59 pm
what are you talking about there are 8 memo's you morons
September frd, 2008 at 08:34 pm
God had nothing to do with Pauly Shore, Satan and MTV got together and produced him.
September frd, 2008 at 05:41 pm
I still demand an explanation for Pauly Shore and self-help books.
September frd, 2008 at 02:01 pm
Lee...
... what the fuck are you talking about?
Sincerely,
Me
September frd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Well Americans pronounce 'shudder' the same way as they pronounce 'shutter', so maybe he's speaking Americanish?
September frd, 2008 at 11:03 am
Hells Bells, that memo about pony tails most certainly wasn't there early on, it must have been added later in the day. The author of this article site ALSO fixed the Amish post , replacing the word "shudder" with "shutter".
But I digress, the memos are all funny and worth reading.
September frd, 2008 at 06:09 am
This was so utterly fucking hilarious.
I had to Google who the hell Rumer Willis was though. Very cool. I guess that's what happens when you mix Demi and Bruce, for sure.
I learned something today.
Hail Holy Taco!
September frd, 2008 at 03:58 am
Yo dom and other retards like him learn to read there are 8 memos
September frd, 2008 at 03:45 am
God isn't gay.
September frd, 2008 at 01:44 am
The other day I used the phrase "Jesus titty fucking Christ" and my friend said it was wrong. But honestly if JC lived right now he'd be tight as shit and totally fuck chicks in the tits.
September frd, 2008 at 01:06 am
Tatersalad, learn to type and show up earlier so you can actually see that there were only 7. Tardsalad
Pony tails wasn't on the list
September frd, 2008 at 12:10 am
Yeah, I counted 8 as well, good job guys...
September fnd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I'm not sure where you all learned to count, or maybe you just have a poor memory from having your Blackberry remember everything for you, but there are most definately 8 memos. Just to make things easier on you so that you don't have to scroll back up to the top (I know how annoying that can be with your little BBerry thumb scroller), here are the 8 topics:
1. Masturbation
2. Dorritos
3. Herpes
4. Gayness
5. Rumer
6. Dry Cleaning
7. Pony Tails
8. Amish
September fnd, 2008 at 09:31 pm
chrisH your are a retard, make sure you use your fingers next time to count. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,and what comes after that 8! wow 8 memos.
September fnd, 2008 at 07:58 pm
"“Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it’s one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah… Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.”
^^ Gay"
^^ Gay Envy
September fnd, 2008 at 07:45 pm
“Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it’s one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah… Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.”
^^ Gay
September fnd, 2008 at 07:31 pm
"Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it’s one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah… Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork."
^^ I can go with that
September fnd, 2008 at 07:24 pm
Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah... Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.
September fnd, 2008 at 06:56 pm
They must believe the camera's will steal their soul for them to have a shudder. Unless he meant shutter. In that case, most cameras would be equipped with them.
September fnd, 2008 at 06:56 pm
Cameras do not have "shudders", they have "shuTTers".
Damn it.
September fnd, 2008 at 06:55 pm
Fresno you're such a liar. It takes at least 5 digital pics to kill. Having his picture taken once won't do shit.
September fnd, 2008 at 06:45 pm
At least the Amish know how to count. Or maybe they don't. Whatever. There's only 7 freakin memos.
September fnd, 2008 at 06:21 pm
Yeah, maybe film cameras won't steal your soul...but thos digital ones are concentrated evil. I know a guy who had his picture taken once. Five years later or so? He was dead. True story.
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