Hey. Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
I am from Solomon and learning to speak English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Font fitting room deluxe provides the professional font manager functions in.An overview of how tex handles fonts, and how to install new postscript fonts for use with a tex system."
So if gays are okay... Sodom and Gomorrah are mistakes?
How can they be fruitful and multiply? all they do is do 69 or pack their sh**
Here is a better memo:
TO: Gays and Lesbians
RE: Your doing it wrong
Until humanity finds a way to allow two men or two women to have children on their own please stop. yes it might feel good but I am not going to endorse any marriage no matter what anyone says. Until then.. just stop.. especially the guys. That orifice was meant for exit only.
Now the ladies, if you want to do it for fun.. I am not going to stop you. But at some point when your Eros type love fades, find a guy, marry him, and have lots of children. Please? and if he thinks a finger in the bum will make him happy.. well, i guess you need to make him happy.
Have a look at some of the other things the bible mentions:
Leviticus 20:9 If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death.
Leviticus 20:10 If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death.
If you want to follow that one rule why not follow them all? Dont be a bigot.
Yep, this sounds like God all right. Hypocritical in allowing the rules to be bent for His own selfish benefit,and a TOTAL prick. That's Him, all right.
The one about masturbating is so lame. Anyway, it doesn't make any sense because who's fault is it that they have hands and protruding appendages -- and for what? So God's not going to be upset that a 15-year-old applies himself. Everybody knows they can't tell time.
I'm glad I didn't know about any of this when I was a 15-year-old girl! Ick!!
gay is not a lifestyle? heh, I think it is my friend. you're buggering about the difference between blond hair and blond attitude. yeah, different but still pretty much the same anyway.
There are 8 memos. The Gay memo doesnt imply that God is gay, just that He has some feminine tendencies He prefers not to talk about. Ex. He likes shoes.
....and "Penis Wrinkle", why did you even need to go there? dont need to think about that, man.
Hells Bells, that memo about pony tails most certainly wasn't there early on, it must have been added later in the day. The author of this article site ALSO fixed the Amish post , replacing the word "shudder" with "shutter".
But I digress, the memos are all funny and worth reading.
The other day I used the phrase "Jesus titty fucking Christ" and my friend said it was wrong. But honestly if JC lived right now he'd be tight as shit and totally fuck chicks in the tits.
I'm not sure where you all learned to count, or maybe you just have a poor memory from having your Blackberry remember everything for you, but there are most definately 8 memos. Just to make things easier on you so that you don't have to scroll back up to the top (I know how annoying that can be with your little BBerry thumb scroller), here are the 8 topics:
"“Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it’s one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah… Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.”
“Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it’s one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah… Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.”
"Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it’s one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah… Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork."
Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah... Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.
They must believe the camera's will steal their soul for them to have a shudder. Unless he meant shutter. In that case, most cameras would be equipped with them.
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May 12th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Hey. Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
I am from Solomon and learning to speak English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Font fitting room deluxe provides the professional font manager functions in.An overview of how tex handles fonts, and how to install new postscript fonts for use with a tex system."
With best wishes 8-), Cheney.
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:07 pm
So if gays are okay... Sodom and Gomorrah are mistakes?
How can they be fruitful and multiply? all they do is do 69 or pack their sh**
Here is a better memo:
TO: Gays and Lesbians
RE: Your doing it wrong
Until humanity finds a way to allow two men or two women to have children on their own please stop. yes it might feel good but I am not going to endorse any marriage no matter what anyone says. Until then.. just stop.. especially the guys. That orifice was meant for exit only.
Now the ladies, if you want to do it for fun.. I am not going to stop you. But at some point when your Eros type love fades, find a guy, marry him, and have lots of children. Please? and if he thinks a finger in the bum will make him happy.. well, i guess you need to make him happy.
GOD
June 5th, 2009 at 07:04 pm
Kinnison,
Have a look at some of the other things the bible mentions:
Leviticus 20:9 If anyone curses his father or mother, he must be put to death.
Leviticus 20:10 If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death.
If you want to follow that one rule why not follow them all? Dont be a bigot.
June 2nd, 2009 at 07:36 pm
Yep, this sounds like God all right. Hypocritical in allowing the rules to be bent for His own selfish benefit,and a TOTAL prick. That's Him, all right.
June 19th, 2009 at 07:46 am
Jeez... I don't believe in god--but really? You don't have to insult the people who do.
May 30th, 2009 at 09:07 am
lol what an asshole you are.
January 21st, 2009 at 07:44 am
i hate all the christains i have evry met, and the amish good fucking hell, wat are they all bout, oh well fuck em
February 12th, 2009 at 07:27 am
Ok, I read that one as you were writing it, but had to help out a few people that survived a Tornado.
Look, if you don't like my Son, your going to Hell.
Do I make myself clear? You wouldn't even know if you met a Christian...
Now, do me a favor, and apply for that sewer cleaning job I put into your head...
October 26th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
We all know cameras feast on the souls of the young, innocent, and amish. Cameras are absolutely terrifying, and I promise cameras shoot to kill.
October 15th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
i kinda like it how it makes God like a regular person, but hes still God, i think that concept is pretty cool, and to chrisH, there r 8 memos dude.
October 15th, 2008 at 05:28 pm
this is so funny i am on the floor laughing
October 15th, 2008 at 03:27 pm
the gay one is awesome!!
October 15th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Definitely doesn't have an "a" in it.
October 14th, 2008 at 04:43 pm
My grandma got her picture taken once, and she died right away.
...5 years after...
...she got hit by a truck...
October 8th, 2008 at 03:31 pm
The one about masturbating is so lame. Anyway, it doesn't make any sense because who's fault is it that they have hands and protruding appendages -- and for what? So God's not going to be upset that a 15-year-old applies himself. Everybody knows they can't tell time.
I'm glad I didn't know about any of this when I was a 15-year-old girl! Ick!!
Whatever.
October 7th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
hey chrisH, there is 8 memos, yes 8.
learn to count!
(and just for the record i am not amish :P)
October 5th, 2008 at 02:41 pm
gay is not a lifestyle? heh, I think it is my friend. you're buggering about the difference between blond hair and blond attitude. yeah, different but still pretty much the same anyway.
October 4th, 2008 at 08:05 pm
There are 8 memos. The Gay memo doesnt imply that God is gay, just that He has some feminine tendencies He prefers not to talk about. Ex. He likes shoes.
....and "Penis Wrinkle", why did you even need to go there? dont need to think about that, man.
October 1st, 2008 at 05:39 am
Great Zombie Jesus.
September 23rd, 2008 at 04:07 am
LOUD NOISES!
September 22nd, 2008 at 03:22 pm
gay is not a life style - it's a sexuality.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
god is pretty down to earth for being so far out... hahahaha
September 12th, 2008 at 03:08 pm
your moms filled with evil.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
OMG. You say he died. crap. I am going to chuck out my cameras. i SAY THEY ARE FILLED WITH EVIL. EVIL INSIDE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 9th, 2008 at 10:38 am
WHAt AbOut VagInas? WhyDiD He Makee Theem Smel Funnee?
September 8th, 2008 at 01:43 am
I counted 9 memo's
June 22nd, 2009 at 10:37 am
That's because you are an idiot...
September 8th, 2008 at 01:40 am
I counted 9 memo's.
September 6th, 2008 at 06:59 pm
what are you talking about there are 8 memo's you morons
September 3rd, 2008 at 08:34 pm
God had nothing to do with Pauly Shore, Satan and MTV got together and produced him.
September 3rd, 2008 at 05:41 pm
I still demand an explanation for Pauly Shore and self-help books.
September 3rd, 2008 at 02:01 pm
Lee...
... what the fuck are you talking about?
Sincerely,
Me
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Well Americans pronounce 'shudder' the same way as they pronounce 'shutter', so maybe he's speaking Americanish?
January 26th, 2009 at 05:49 am
thanks for letting me know how i pronouncesgit yagoff
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:03 am
Hells Bells, that memo about pony tails most certainly wasn't there early on, it must have been added later in the day. The author of this article site ALSO fixed the Amish post , replacing the word "shudder" with "shutter".
But I digress, the memos are all funny and worth reading.
September 3rd, 2008 at 06:09 am
This was so utterly fucking hilarious.
I had to Google who the hell Rumer Willis was though. Very cool. I guess that's what happens when you mix Demi and Bruce, for sure.
I learned something today.
Hail Holy Taco!
March 4th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
don't you mean udderly? :P
September 3rd, 2008 at 03:58 am
Yo dom and other retards like him learn to read there are 8 memos
September 3rd, 2008 at 03:45 am
God isn't gay.
September 3rd, 2008 at 01:44 am
The other day I used the phrase "Jesus titty fucking Christ" and my friend said it was wrong. But honestly if JC lived right now he'd be tight as shit and totally fuck chicks in the tits.
September 3rd, 2008 at 01:06 am
Tatersalad, learn to type and show up earlier so you can actually see that there were only 7. Tardsalad
Pony tails wasn't on the list
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 am
Yeah, I counted 8 as well, good job guys...
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I'm not sure where you all learned to count, or maybe you just have a poor memory from having your Blackberry remember everything for you, but there are most definately 8 memos. Just to make things easier on you so that you don't have to scroll back up to the top (I know how annoying that can be with your little BBerry thumb scroller), here are the 8 topics:
1. Masturbation
2. Dorritos
3. Herpes
4. Gayness
5. Rumer
6. Dry Cleaning
7. Pony Tails
8. Amish
September 2nd, 2008 at 09:31 pm
chrisH your are a retard, make sure you use your fingers next time to count. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,and what comes after that 8! wow 8 memos.
September 2nd, 2008 at 07:58 pm
"“Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it’s one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah… Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.”
^^ Gay"
^^ Gay Envy
September 2nd, 2008 at 07:45 pm
“Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it’s one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah… Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.”
^^ Gay
September 2nd, 2008 at 07:31 pm
"Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it’s one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah… Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork."
^^ I can go with that
September 2nd, 2008 at 07:24 pm
Hey, maybe there is no eighth memo. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things. Yeah, yeah... Like maybe the eighth memo is inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.
September 2nd, 2008 at 06:56 pm
They must believe the camera's will steal their soul for them to have a shudder. Unless he meant shutter. In that case, most cameras would be equipped with them.
September 2nd, 2008 at 06:56 pm
Cameras do not have "shudders", they have "shuTTers".
Damn it.