It's not often that a great orator graces us with his ability to take a very complex situation and turn it into a simple story that makes all of humanity sit back and see the world in a new perspective. History has given us such great speakers as Winston Churchill, Martin Luther King Jr and John F. Kennedy. But now, it gives us...Diddy.
From his opening salvo of "Diddy Obama blog! Diddy Obama blog! Diddy Obama blog! Attention John McCain: My name is...Diddy." to the scathing probe of "She gonna be on the phone with my man from South Korea and like...what she...I mean? What in theee hell?" As you can see, he's asking the questions that mainstream media is too scared to ask. I'd like to be the first to thank Diddy for his patriotism, his sense of duty and, most of all, for his willingness to take a dump with his mouth in front of a camera, and then put that dump on the Internet.
Other crap to look at:
Giselle Bundchen is sexy (cameltap)
Shannen Doherty sure has some shorts (drunkenstepfather)
Idiot owned by security gate during earthquake (nothingtoxic)
Superman and Batman tell yo mama jokes (comedy.com)
Kocsis Orsi is hotter than her name (Doubleviking)
Carmen Ortega hates clothes (gorillamask)
Disaster Movie scores a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes (BestWeekEver)
Leighton Meester was a prison baby (TheBlemish)
Florida is full of dumbasses (WithLeather)
University of Texas probably has the best cheerleader outfits (Uncoached)
Puffy, what do mean there's nothing real in Alaska? Palin's 17 year old daughter is having a baby; I think that there are strong parallels between that event, and the ghetto, trash existence that spawned you. Even though a 17 year old is already a grandmother in the 'hood.
If McCain had him killed, I might, just maybe, think about voting Republican. Probably not though.
WTF happened to making music and NOT expressing your opinion? Why do we have "pop-culture" stars talking about stuff other than fornication, money, and DUIs?
I love how Diddy talks about Alaska not being "reality." Seriously Diddy, your "real" name gets changed so often they have to do re-shoots on all your "reality" shows. This is equivalent to L. Ron Hubbard commenting on how aliens don't exist.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Puffy, what do mean there's nothing real in Alaska? Palin's 17 year old daughter is having a baby; I think that there are strong parallels between that event, and the ghetto, trash existence that spawned you. Even though a 17 year old is already a grandmother in the 'hood.
If McCain had him killed, I might, just maybe, think about voting Republican. Probably not though.
September 2nd, 2008 at 01:30 pm
i would sooner vote diddy than mccain.
September 2nd, 2008 at 02:30 pm
i liked the part where diddy embarrassed himself by talking
September 2nd, 2008 at 02:49 pm
WTF happened to making music and NOT expressing your opinion? Why do we have "pop-culture" stars talking about stuff other than fornication, money, and DUIs?
September 2nd, 2008 at 06:46 pm
I love how Diddy talks about Alaska not being "reality." Seriously Diddy, your "real" name gets changed so often they have to do re-shoots on all your "reality" shows. This is equivalent to L. Ron Hubbard commenting on how aliens don't exist.
September 2nd, 2008 at 07:38 pm
At least Diddy doesn't stoop so low as to equate black people and crackheads.
Oh wait...
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:26 am
I guess he just had to break it down to a level that his kinda "crew" would understand.
September 3rd, 2008 at 05:38 am
Diddy you filthy rich fool haha.
September 3rd, 2008 at 08:40 pm
Diddy is a waste of air. Shut the FUCK up
September 4th, 2008 at 07:08 am
Seriously people, did you expect anything less from the unoriginal music sampling piece of shit P. puff puffy diddy douche bag McFuqnut?
September 4th, 2008 at 01:15 pm
THERES NO BLACK PEOPLE= NO CRIME
WAY TO GO DINKY, SORRY DIDDY
I WANT SOME OF WHAT HES GOT
September 30th, 2008 at 12:19 am
.....disgrace to obama........... diddy do us and your self a favor and make your next project a suicide note.
January 5th, 2009 at 06:31 pm
he seems like he's on coke.
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