September 2nd, 2008 | 03:30
The photo on the left has been circulating around the Internets as a bona fide photo of Sarah Palin at some gun-toting bikini party on a rock in the wilderness. Sadly, the photo on the right is the real photo of the gun-toting bikini party in the wilderness. But it got me to thinking, because when I first saw the Palin fake, I knew that I could not not vote for her. That photo has everything. Guns? Check. Bikinis? Check? Some dude smoking a butt and holding a Schlitz tall boy? You better believe that's a big-ass check. So for one fleeting moment she had vaulted into the perfect politician. But now...well, now she's just back to being some hockey mom with a daughter who loves to put out and hates condoms (still a pretty good deal, if you ask me.)
But all this excitement made me wonder what effect it would have on the election if other politicians had photos like this one? So here are a few. Feel free to dissemenate them around the world wide web.
Something tells me ol' Hill may have gotten the Democratic nomination if there were a few more of these photos floating around. (Can someone check Bill's hard drive?)
Evil warmongering vampire who shoots people in the face? Or...fun-loving party dude with a sweet bikini bod and...who..still might shoot people in the face? You have to admit, the second version is still better.
I have no idea who this guy is, but I'd definitely vote for him now.
I'd vote for anyone who would cross party lines in a sweet USA flag two piece. Like this guy.
Something tells me that if the woman he slept with looked anything like this, John John may still be running for president right now.
OK, this one may not work as well, but you get the gist.
![](mailto:?subject=I Wish This Was Really Sarah Palin&body=<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarahpalin_bikini_sexy_milf1.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarahpalin_bikini_sexy_milf1.jpg" alt="" title="sarahpalin_bikini_sexy_milf1" width="239" height="361" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3941" /></a> <a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarah_palin_bikini_gun_milf1.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarah_palin_bikini_gun_milf1.jpg" alt="" title="sarah_palin_bikini_gun_milf1" width="240" height="362" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3942" /></a></p>
<p>The photo on the left has been circulating around the Internets as a bona fide photo of Sarah Palin at some gun-toting bikini party on a rock in the wilderness. Sadly, the photo on the right is the real photo of the gun-toting bikini party in the wilderness. But it got me to thinking, because when I first saw the Palin fake, I knew that I could not not vote for her. That photo has everything. Guns? Check. Bikinis? Check? Some dude smoking a butt and holding a Schlitz tall boy? You better believe that's a big-ass check. So for one fleeting moment she had vaulted into the perfect politician. But now...well, now she's just back to being some hockey mom with a daughter who loves to put out and hates condoms (still a pretty good deal, if you ask me.)</p>
<p>But all this excitement made me wonder what effect it would have on the election if other politicians had photos like this one? So here are a few. Feel free to dissemenate them around the world wide web.</p>
<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarah_palin_bikini_milf_hillary_clinton.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarah_palin_bikini_milf_hillary_clinton.jpg" alt="" title="sarah_palin_bikini_milf_hillary_clinton" width="400" height="603" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3937" /></a><br />
Something tells me ol' Hill may have gotten the Democratic nomination if there were a few more of these photos floating around. (Can someone check Bill's hard drive?)</p>
<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sara_palin_sexy_bikini_dick_cheney.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sara_palin_sexy_bikini_dick_cheney.jpg" alt="" title="sara_palin_sexy_bikini_dick_cheney" width="400" height="603" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3938" /></a><br />
Evil warmongering vampire who shoots people in the face? Or...fun-loving party dude with a sweet bikini bod and...who..still might shoot people in the face? You have to admit, the second version is still better.</p>
<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sara_palin_bikini_milf_dennis_kucinich.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sara_palin_bikini_milf_dennis_kucinich.jpg" alt="" title="sara_palin_bikini_milf_dennis_kucinich" width="400" height="603" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3939" /></a><br />
I have no idea who this guy is, but I'd definitely vote for him now.</p>
<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarah_palin_bikini_gun_john_mccain.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarah_palin_bikini_gun_john_mccain.jpg" alt="" title="sarah_palin_bikini_gun_john_mccain" width="400" height="603" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3973" /></a><br />
I'd vote for anyone who would cross party lines in a sweet USA flag two piece. Like this guy.</p>
<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarah_palin_bikini_sexy_gun_john_edwards.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarah_palin_bikini_sexy_gun_john_edwards.jpg" alt="" title="sarah_palin_bikini_sexy_gun_john_edwards" width="400" height="603" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3974" /></a><br />
Something tells me that if the woman he slept with looked anything like this, John John may still be running for president right now.</p>
<p><a href='http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarah_palin_sexy_bikini_milf_barack_obama.jpg'><img src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sarah_palin_sexy_bikini_milf_barack_obama.jpg" alt="" title="sarah_palin_sexy_bikini_milf_barack_obama" width="400" height="603" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3940" /></a><br />
OK, this one may not work as well, but you get the gist.</p>
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September fth, 2008 at 12:09 pm
you know that is a BB gun, right?
September frd, 2008 at 06:04 am
I kinda figured it was fake but I was hoping it was real. I love that pic. Even better though, is the one with Kucinich. He's an awesome guy, but that crazy smile makes me want to believe he enjoys showin' it off in that 2-piece.
September frd, 2008 at 03:33 am
OBVIOUS fake! Our hot gun-totin' Lady Guv'ner has MUCH nicer legs than that broad......
A proud Alaskan
September frd, 2008 at 01:54 am
I'd bang em all. super serious.
September fnd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
what's even funnier is that the interweb was fooled by the great photoshop job..
September fnd, 2008 at 09:06 pm
Yeah, like you're gonna find pics of Hillary on Bill's hard drive. Riiiiiiiiight. You'll find lots of pics of chicks, I'm sure. But Hillary? lol
September fnd, 2008 at 06:19 pm
The sad thing is that there is some male politician out there somewhere(read: Larry Craig) who really fantasizes about dressing up like this. Our tax dollars hard at work, I guess.
September fnd, 2008 at 04:50 pm
Dick Cheney is kind of hot as a woman.
September fnd, 2008 at 04:43 pm
Dude, I'm not touching Bill Clinton's hard drive.
September fnd, 2008 at 04:23 pm
Every last one of those makes me feel like I'm about to get raped by a butter-face
September fnd, 2008 at 04:21 pm
"I have no idea who this guy is, but I’d definitely vote for him now."
Dennis Kucinich
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