September 3rd, 2008 | 06:59
Warning signs let you know when a floor is slippery, or falling rocks are nearby, and that's great. But there are lots of things to watch out for in life, and if we had a few more warning signs to help us, it might make our existence go a little smoother.
![](mailto:?subject=10 Helpful Warning Signs&body=<p>Warning signs let you know when a floor is slippery, or falling rocks are nearby, and that's great. But there are lots of things to watch out for in life, and if we had a few more warning signs to help us, it might make our existence go a little smoother.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/finalarchwarning.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3981" title="finalarchwarning" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/finalarchwarning.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="247" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/unicornwarning.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3988" title="unicornwarning" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/unicornwarning.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="250" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/flutewarning1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3990" title="flutewarning1" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/flutewarning1.jpg" alt="" width="498" height="248" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/bigtitties.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3982" title="bigtitties" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/bigtitties.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="250" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/finalcuba.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3983" title="finalcuba" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/finalcuba.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="246" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/shart.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3987" title="shart" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/shart.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="250" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/stallwarning.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3986" title="stallwarning" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/stallwarning.jpg" alt="" width="497" height="246" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rape.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3989" title="rape" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/rape.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="250" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/prostituewarning.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3985" title="prostituewarning" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/prostituewarning.jpg" alt="" width="499" height="248" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/saturn.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3991" title="saturn" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/saturn.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="250" /></a></p>
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September fth, 2008 at 06:34 pm
The Big titties sign.....not needed.....My DNA has programmed me to search out, notice, and oggle big titties at all times
If you walk into a place and don't notice the big titties until you read a &*^%ing sign.....then you sir...should move to San Francisco...or Coral Gables, FL (home of the Miami Hurricanes)....Go Gators.
and yes, I went a little overboard on the (dots)...........
I like them, they are a far underused form of punctuation.
September fth, 2008 at 03:33 pm
that big a$$ titties one... i wonder if i can get away with putting that on the cubicle of the fake boob chick in the office without being sentenced to two weeks of diversity and sensitivity training.
September fth, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Rough Johnson, tell that to the boys of Jethro Tull you chump.
September fth, 2008 at 07:38 am
you forgot
Warning:
your parents will walk in on you listening to that song and slightly question your sexuality until your 26.
September fth, 2008 at 03:34 am
michaels reffering to pan-flute
September fth, 2008 at 02:18 am
Shouldn't the seventh one be this...
OPPORTUNITY! There is a guy taking a dump in a public restroom who is also on the phone... have your body make the loudest most obscene noise ASAP.
September fth, 2008 at 01:20 am
WARNING: Previous Page Features Jan Terri Video
September frd, 2008 at 11:00 pm
I printed out some of these. I'm going to carry them with me incase I run into such a situation.
September frd, 2008 at 10:08 pm
To Michaels comment....I believe that is the only kind of flute solo...shitty...and pansy....and lame
September frd, 2008 at 07:48 pm
shitty flute solo.....there is no such thing
September frd, 2008 at 07:15 pm
Man I wish I had that Some Prostitutes Have Penises one last weekend. My ass is still hurtin'.
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