September 3rd, 2008 | 11:22
I'm currently reading this book about the dude who invented frozen french fries that you could just drop into some boiling oil and in a minute they'd be crispy and delicious. He's a multi-millionaire, but that's easy to understand cause he's the french fry dude. What the hell is Tyra Banks? Hollywoodrag.com reports:
The former supermodel, who hosts two hit US shows, raked in a staggering $23 million between June 2007 and June 2008, according to a new list by Forbes.com.
Take a moment of silence because the french fry guy just killed himself after reading that. How does she deserve 23 million dollars?! She didn't even invent being a f*&king idiot on television! Terry Bradshaw invented that ten years ago! I think for her to deserve that kind of money, she has to take on at least one thousand more occupations. Here's three for starters
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<p>I'm currently reading this book about the dude who invented frozen french fries that you could just drop into some boiling oil and in a minute they'd be crispy and delicious. He's a multi-millionaire, but that's easy to understand cause he's the french fry dude. What the hell is <a href="http://www.chickipedia.com/Tyra_Banks" target="_blank">Tyra Banks</a>? <a href="http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/tyra_banks_is_the_top_earning_woman_on_tv/" target="_blank">Hollywoodrag.com</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>The former supermodel, who hosts two hit US shows, raked in a staggering $23 million between June 2007 and June 2008, according to a new list by Forbes.com.</p></blockquote>
<p>Take a moment of silence because the french fry guy just killed himself after reading that. How does she deserve 23 million dollars?! She didn't even invent being a f*&king idiot on television! Terry Bradshaw invented that ten years ago! I think for her to deserve that kind of money, she has to take on at least one thousand more occupations. Here's three for starters</p>
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September fth, 2008 at 03:22 pm
Why doesnt she have any nipples in the main photo?
September fth, 2008 at 06:23 am
In Tyra's defense she can't help the wig thing. See, she was born without the top part of her skull and her brains were showing and grossing everyone out so her momma put a wig on her to hide it. Over time the the wig became all infused and entwined......I don't want to get all scientific on you, but you get the idea.
September fth, 2008 at 02:15 am
Even though she won't get paid for it, Tyra should take up the "celebrity who is totally wearing a wig, even though no one calls her out on it" once Cher steps down. Look at that helmet she's wearing.
The rule of thumb is this: if you can't see someone's scalp, they're wearing a wig. There are exceptions but this is basically the case.
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