September 8th, 2008 | 04:42
Being an artist is all about inspiration. So what or who would inspire those same artists if they were alive today? Here's 7 works of art we feel may have come out a little different.
7. ORIGINAL - Salvador Dali's Melting Clocks
TODAY - Salvador Dali's Melting iPhones
6. ORIGINAL - Vincent Van Gogh Self Portrait
TODAY - Vincent Van Gogh Portrait Of Carrot Top
5. ORIGINAL - Michaelangelo's Sistine Chapel
TODAY- Michaelangelo's Sistine Opening Scene Of The Movie Cliffhanger
4. ORIGINAL - Andy Warhol's Mao Tse Tung Portrait
TODAY - Andy Warhol's Mao Tse Cheney
3. ORIGINAL - Sandro Botticelli's Birth of Venus
TODAY - Sandro Botticelli's Birth of Winehouse
2. ORIGINAL - Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa
TODAY - Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Blossom
1. ORIGINAL - Pablo Picasso's Dora Marr
TODAY - Pablo Picasso's Sarah Jessica Parker Is Really Unattractive So I Made A Painting
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![](mailto:?subject=If Classic Works Of Art Were Made Today&body=<p>Being an artist is all about inspiration. So what or who would inspire those same artists if they were alive today? Here's 7 works of art we feel may have come out a little different.</p>
<p><strong>7. ORIGINAL - Salvador Dali's Melting Clocks </strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dali1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4122" title="dali1" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dali1.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="360" /></a></p>
<p><strong>TODAY - Salvador Dali's Melting iPhones</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dali-iphone.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4132" title="dali-iphone" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/dali-iphone.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="333" /></a></p>
<p><strong>6. ORIGINAL - Vincent Van Gogh Self Portrait</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/vangogh.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4127" title="vangogh" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/vangogh.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="667" /></a></p>
<p><strong>TODAY - Vincent Van Gogh Portrait Of Carrot Top</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/vangohgcarrotto.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4118" title="vangohgcarrotto" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/vangohgcarrotto.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="667" /></a></p>
<p><strong>5. ORIGINAL - Michaelangelo's Sistine Chapel</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/michaelangelo.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4116" title="michaelangelo" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/michaelangelo.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p><strong>TODAY- Michaelangelo's Sistine Opening Scene Of The Movie Cliffhanger</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sistinecliffhanger.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4129" title="sistinecliffhanger" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sistinecliffhanger.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="362" /></a></p>
<p><strong>4. ORIGINAL - Andy Warhol's Mao Tse Tung Portrait</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mao.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4130" title="mao" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mao.jpg" alt="" width="333" height="500" /></a></p>
<p><strong>TODAY - Andy Warhol's Mao Tse Cheney</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/cheneymao1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4124" title="cheneymao1" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/cheneymao1.jpg" alt="" width="333" height="500" /></a></p>
<p><strong>3. ORIGINAL - Sandro Botticelli's Birth of Venus</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/venus2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4126" title="venus2" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/venus2.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="310" /></a></p>
<p><strong>TODAY - Sandro Botticelli's Birth of Winehouse</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/venuswinehouse.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4114" title="venuswinehouse" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/venuswinehouse.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p><strong>2. ORIGINAL - Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/monalisa.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4131" title="monalisa" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/monalisa.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="714" /></a></p>
<p><strong>TODAY - Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Blossom</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/monalisablossom.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4128" title="monalisablossom" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/monalisablossom.jpg" alt="" width="386" height="600" /></a></p>
<p><strong>1. ORIGINAL - Pablo Picasso's Dora Marr</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/picasso-sarajessicaparker.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4135" title="picasso-sarajessicaparker" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/picasso-sarajessicaparker.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="403" /></a></p>
<p><strong>TODAY - Pablo Picasso's Sarah Jessica Parker Is Really Unattractive So I Made A Painting</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sjp.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4134" title="sjp" src="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sjp.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="550" /></a></p>
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November fth, 2008 at 02:50 am
Did anyone else notice the Mao Tse Cheney portrait bares a slight resemblance to Kim Jong Il...
So, Kim Jong Il must be the Illegitimate son of Mao and Cheney!
So Mao was a woman, albeit an ugly one.
I bet Nixon hid Cheney in his suitcase when he visited China and gave him to Mao as his own personal, evil courtesan. Baby Kim was sent to Korea to keep these facts quiet. Records were falsified to state that he was 30 years older then he really is.
There is no other explanation! How could someone so twisted be created other then through the union of a masculine looking Chinese woman and a man that shoots his friends in the face for fun!
October fth, 2008 at 03:25 pm
Lame shops that are supposed to be funny because of their OH SO WACKY REFERENCE TO CURRENT EVENTS.
You guys need to get better writers.
September fth, 2008 at 05:31 pm
BACK SCRATCHAAAA!!!!....BACK SCRATCHAAAA!!!!....BACK SCRATCHAAAA!! baaack scraaaatchaaa :(....
September fth, 2008 at 10:19 am
nice art made for sell
September fth, 2008 at 01:51 pm
carrot top really deserves a monumental art commission
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