When I first got out of college I was so broke I applied for a job writing gay asian porn stories for the web. I'm not joking. The guy said "20 bucks a story, and you have to use the words "Asian, Gay, Men, and Huge" in the title and the story as many times as you can. So I wrote a sample called "Huge gay asian men." Anyway, I didn't get the job and he sent me an e-mail back saying "you obviously don't know what turns on men." Which, if my dad is reading this will make him fairly happy. Anyway, from then on I've refrained from using the word huge, because I used it 14 times in a 250 word story about homosexual sex and it sort of took on a new meaning. So I think I would react the same way Rebecca Romijn reacted when Jerry O'Connell used it, but for different reasons. People.com reports:

"I regret calling my wife 'huge' on Conan O'Brien," O'Connell tells PEOPLE. "I meant to say that there are specific areas of my wife that are larger than normal and growing every day."

I think she's being a bit sensitive.  She's pregnant with twins, which means she probably IS huge.  That'd be like the San Diego Chargers middle linebackers being mad that I called them "complete worthless pieces of shit who can't read coverage or stop any kind of run."  I'm sorry, I'm bitter about yesterday.  Anyway, It's not like O'connell called her huge and she looked like this: