Everyone hates liars. And everyone hates P. Diddy. So it probably doesn't even matter that P. Diddy is also a liar. It's sort of like throwing up on a pile of diarrhea. But a few days ago Puffy said in his video blog that he was pissed because gas was too expensive for him to fly his private Jet. Apparently he was proposing a hypothetical scenario. Celebslam.com reports:
A thorough review of federal records shows that no plane in this country is registered to a Sean Combs or any of the trend-setter's numerous companies, including clothier Sean John and his music company, Bad Boy Entertainment.
One private aviation source scoffed: "It's my jet this, my jet that, he's just pretending. I have list of every plane with the name of the owner, and he's not on it."
Combs' publicist says he owns a fraction of a jet.
So he owns a fraction of a jet, but when he refers to it, he just says "his jet." Hmmm. So, I own 14 shares of Apple Computers. I bought them in high school as part of a class project. From now on I'm going to say "Man, this economy is really affecting the computer company I own." Then when people question me, I'll just have them call my brother who will pretend to be my publicist and he'll tell them "Justin owns a fraction of a computer company. Also he's a huge homo. Tell your friends his publicist said that."
I think P. Diddy does own, and fly around in, a private jet, and that there's just a huge misunderstanding.
It's not his first time lying like this. Back when he was on MTV cribs it was discovered a week later that the house wasn't his - he'd rented it for the show. I think Diddy has wasted most of his money, so likes to pretend to be obscenely wealthy to keep up his 'image'.
The burst of laughter from seeing that photoshop almost made me poo myself. Please put up a warning and then a link to jump to so i can avoid workplace embarrassment like that
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 9th, 2008 at 01:51 am
ew. throwing up on a pile of diarrhea is definitely worse than the pile alone
September 9th, 2008 at 07:12 am
haha i love you and want to marry you.
September 9th, 2008 at 08:12 am
Throwing up on a pile of diarrhea... so nasty but so genius.
September 9th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Wow this inbred,mouthbreathing retard lied. Im shocked. Can someone resurrect the east coast west cost thing and waste this moron?
September 9th, 2008 at 03:14 pm
DIDDY-O-BAMA! DIDDY-A-FAGGOT!
September 9th, 2008 at 04:56 pm
you couldn't get a picture of Favre?
September 10th, 2008 at 05:21 am
It's not his first time lying like this. Back when he was on MTV cribs it was discovered a week later that the house wasn't his - he'd rented it for the show. I think Diddy has wasted most of his money, so likes to pretend to be obscenely wealthy to keep up his 'image'.
God, I hate that man even more than Kanye.
September 10th, 2008 at 08:09 am
The burst of laughter from seeing that photoshop almost made me poo myself. Please put up a warning and then a link to jump to so i can avoid workplace embarrassment like that
June 10th, 2009 at 05:32 pm
Hi! OVuQZO
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