Write a caption for this motorcycle that runs on the cutting edge new baked bean technology and you can win a copy of EA's new Facebreaker. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco.
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: EZ: Hmm…slight almond aroma, great legs but the head is a little aggressive.
Runner Ups: Big E: Looks like Steve is hitting the bottle hard again…
MrAscii: I christen thee, the SS Idiot
HEadOn: HeadOn, apply directly to the forehe…FUCK, I’M DOING IT WRONG - THIS SHIT IS MADE OUT OF GLASS
Nanni: For some reason red wine always gives me a major headache!
Ed: When schizophrenics get in a bar fight
Mike Mac: Beer Googles are no match for a Wine Helmet!
Benjamin Todd Roethlisberger (born March 2, 1982, in Lima, Ohio[1]), nicknamed Big Ben, is an American football quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Steelers 11th overall in the 2004 NFL Draft. He played college football at Miami (Ohio) University.
Roethlisberger earned the AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year in 2005. He became the youngest Super Bowl-winning quarterback in NFL history, helping to lead the Steelers to a 21-10 victory over the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XL at the age of 23. He was named to his first Pro Bowl in 2007.
Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz kids 12th birthday party. Kid says after recieving gifts "as long as its not STDS, by the way saw Mom doing it and Dads a really likes beans."
And in todays news, the Obama for President Campaign, in an effort to cut costs and show Mr. Obama's community organization abilities has enlisted members of his community to help out. He's not one to toot his own horn, so members of the community will be doing it for him.
"Fuel ingested. Tank check... full. Chassis check... intact. Safety check... helmet and pads in place. Thruster check... silent but deadly. We are go. Thrusters engage. 5...4...3...2...1...We have liftoff!"
After breaking the sound barrier Hiram the Hobo (thats my roommate) decides to take his new technology to the Republican National Convention along with his new slogan "GO GREEN....then brown"
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 9th, 2008 at 01:58 pm
Beans!!! the new alternative to a regular horn
September 9th, 2008 at 02:02 pm
Harley Davidson's new slogan " Loud Pipes Saves Lives"
September 9th, 2008 at 02:09 pm
Powered by Natural gas...Go Bean!
September 9th, 2008 at 02:10 pm
Not Pictured: Dignity.
September 9th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
The horn has made many strides over the years
September 9th, 2008 at 02:19 pm
They haven't found a way to run a bike on used cooking grease, so they have to find a different gas to run on.
September 9th, 2008 at 02:32 pm
"Wind assistance never seemed so fast..."
September 9th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
Heinz' new advertising campaign certainly raised some eyebrows.
September 9th, 2008 at 02:39 pm
With his motorbike out of commission, John needed to find a different way to make cool revving noises to impress the ladies.
September 9th, 2008 at 02:40 pm
"Al Gore's latest alternative fuel idea"
September 9th, 2008 at 02:41 pm
mexican suicide bomber
September 9th, 2008 at 02:43 pm
Powered by low self-esteem
September 9th, 2008 at 02:55 pm
Though revolutionary, Steve's new fuel alternative didn't help with the emissions crisis.
September 9th, 2008 at 02:59 pm
I can't see why the Baked Bean man never caught on in the states. Must have been the song.
September 9th, 2008 at 03:13 pm
Eventually all things "green" turn brown, even energy.
September 9th, 2008 at 03:16 pm
"Mikey now knows who his REAL friends are."
September 9th, 2008 at 03:22 pm
"Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing"
September 9th, 2008 at 03:22 pm
My stock exhaust wasn't doing the job so I upgraded to the industrial sized orange cone exhaust pipe! Now i'm turning heads
September 9th, 2008 at 03:35 pm
Bruce's revolutionary plan for alternative fuel sources was derailed by his inability to pass emissions
September 9th, 2008 at 03:38 pm
Harley Davidson's 2008 version of the split tail was a radical departure from prior models
September 9th, 2008 at 03:46 pm
Nitro Gas Bike
September 9th, 2008 at 03:47 pm
Nitro Gas Motorcycle
September 9th, 2008 at 03:51 pm
(Kazoo sound)
September 9th, 2008 at 04:01 pm
Barack Obama's new energy policy.
September 9th, 2008 at 04:03 pm
The new drug mule loading machine.
September 9th, 2008 at 04:08 pm
*rumble* LOOK WHAT I CAN DO *rumble*
September 9th, 2008 at 04:11 pm
"Hola senor! Weech wall joo say joo need paint color brown?"
September 9th, 2008 at 04:30 pm
While heading in reverse Chester didnt realize the ramifications of his invention and his impending doom.
September 9th, 2008 at 04:50 pm
Then Clay Aiken said, "I'm ready! Quick, put the gerbil in the funnel!!!"
September 9th, 2008 at 04:50 pm
Benjamin Todd Roethlisberger (born March 2, 1982, in Lima, Ohio[1]), nicknamed Big Ben, is an American football quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Steelers 11th overall in the 2004 NFL Draft. He played college football at Miami (Ohio) University.
Roethlisberger earned the AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year in 2005. He became the youngest Super Bowl-winning quarterback in NFL history, helping to lead the Steelers to a 21-10 victory over the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XL at the age of 23. He was named to his first Pro Bowl in 2007.
September 9th, 2008 at 05:08 pm
"if you want to win, sometimes you have to cheat"
September 9th, 2008 at 05:11 pm
Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz kids 12th birthday party. Kid says after recieving gifts "as long as its not STDS, by the way saw Mom doing it and Dads a really likes beans."
September 9th, 2008 at 05:21 pm
Must be an election year again!
September 9th, 2008 at 05:32 pm
And in todays news, the Obama for President Campaign, in an effort to cut costs and show Mr. Obama's community organization abilities has enlisted members of his community to help out. He's not one to toot his own horn, so members of the community will be doing it for him.
September 9th, 2008 at 06:01 pm
To infinity and beyond!!!!!!!!!!
September 9th, 2008 at 06:14 pm
"Can you hear me now?"
September 9th, 2008 at 06:17 pm
This sure beats buying a digital clock for my kids!
September 9th, 2008 at 06:17 pm
Looks like politicans aren't the only ones who talk out of their ass!!
September 9th, 2008 at 06:52 pm
"Fuel ingested. Tank check... full. Chassis check... intact. Safety check... helmet and pads in place. Thruster check... silent but deadly. We are go. Thrusters engage. 5...4...3...2...1...We have liftoff!"
September 9th, 2008 at 06:55 pm
"Now presenting....His High Lord Skunk Ass" (sounding of the butt trumpets)
September 9th, 2008 at 07:00 pm
The unsuccessful British "MythBusters" season 1
September 9th, 2008 at 07:01 pm
Hey it's the the villain in the next Hancock movie, Farto with enough wind power to put Katrina to shame
September 9th, 2008 at 07:07 pm
"FAKE!"
September 9th, 2008 at 07:21 pm
Heinz Baked Beans becomes Heinz BioFuels
September 9th, 2008 at 07:24 pm
Joe tries to reduce his carbon footprint on the planet by using "natural gas" instead of regular gasoline.
September 9th, 2008 at 07:33 pm
"I can ride my bike with no handle bars, no handle bars, no handle bars..."
September 9th, 2008 at 07:41 pm
Who needs a 900$ NOS system? All i need is a match
September 9th, 2008 at 07:44 pm
flatulence, the fifth horseman of the apocalypse
September 9th, 2008 at 08:24 pm
"I wonder how high gas well have to be before this makes me a millionare!?"
September 9th, 2008 at 08:51 pm
After breaking the sound barrier Hiram the Hobo (thats my roommate) decides to take his new technology to the Republican National Convention along with his new slogan "GO GREEN....then brown"
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