Voting is our right. Sure. We should all be allowed to vote. But if I don't vote for whatever reason, I don't want the chick who played the female lead in "The Eye" telling me I'm an asshole. I'm only an asshole if I paid 3.99 to rent that piece of shit. People.com reports:

Jessica Alba, who appears in a in new bondage-inspired campaign for the voter group Declare Yourself, isn't afraid to employ a little shock value for a cause she believes in.

"I think it is important for young people to be aware of the need we have in this country to get them more active politically," says Alba. "People respond to things that are shocking."

This is the ad they're referring to:

Who thinks this is going to get young people politically involved?  Young people are f*&king stupid.  When I was nineteen I missed a final in one of my classes because my friend had crapped in a box and set it in front of our neighbor's house and I wanted to wait and see what his reaction would be when he opened it.  But unfortunately for the people that made this ad, they're not stupid in the kind of way that makes them highly susceptible to really f$#king stupid ads that generalize voting.  That kind of stupid is reserved for Jessica Alba.  I can't wait until they start making more and more shocking voting ads, and we end up with something like this: