Rob Lowe Says Nanny Drops N Bombs

There's a few things you don't want to be accused of doing because no matter what, people will associate you with that for a really long time, even if it's not true. Cheating on your wife is one. Having toilet paper stuck to your ass all day and unknowingly walking around your college campus as it hangs out of the bottom of your shorts is another. Trust me, it is. And probably the biggest one is saying the N-word. Remember Mark Furman? If you do, it's for that. People.com reports:

Rob Lowe fired back Wednesday at a former nanny accusing him and his wife of harassment, alleging it was the nanny – and not his wife – who used a racial slur and behaved inappropriately.

"Laura was very open with her use of the 'n-word' in public."

See, my feeling is people still use hateful words because there's no "very special episodes" of television shows anymore. If this was 1986, there would be an episode of According To Jim where on an innocent family picnic, Jim's cousin drops an N bomb and Jim has to explain to everyone in the park in a very serious, but still light hearted way, that what his cousin said was not okay. Then after that, they'd have a three legged race where Jim falls down several times on the way to the finish line, each time more hilarious than the last.

Anyway, the flood gates have basically opened in this argument. Everybody is saying everybody else is dropping the N-word, so I think the next step is faked photoshop pictures of each party in compromising situations. Here, let me start for Rob Lowe's team.